When a nation conscripts every able-bodied male at age eighteen for a mandatory four-year enlistment period, females tend to design some unusual items to keep themselves occupied…and satisfied. Which was why Zuko was strolling through the darker alleyways of the imperial marketplace, his trusty manservant named Lee hustling furiously by his side.

The disguised Fire Lord paused at one of the elderly female vendors and wandered over to the wooden shack. He pulled the black curtain behind him and entered the dimly-lit structure, taking a few moments to allow his eyes to adjust to the changing light.

A very audible gasp broke his pause and he turned to face Lee, a curious glint in his golden eyes.

"S-s-sir," Lee wheezed, turning a dangerous shade of crimson while pointing at the merchandise, "do you know where we are?"

"Yeah," Zuko smirked, looking at the creative wonders his nation's female population had to offer. "Is there a problem?"

Lee looked like he was about to hyperventilate. Apparently, the young servant wasn't used to the types of sellable wares inside seedy, back-alley shops. Or, more specifically, the man wasn't used to the sight of mountains and walls of multicolored and different-sized sex toys.

Dildos lined the far wall, separated by source material and length. Assortments of lubes—both flavored and unflavored—were piled in classified bins, cartoony characters depicting their tastes and uses. Fuzzy handcuffs—colored pink, baby blue, light emerald, and sunset orange—were stacked precariously in neat piles. The wall on the left housed a variety of costumes and outfits; leather gleamed in the foreground against some of the more colorful articles, making each and every design stand alone and pique fancies and fantasies.

If Zuko wanted to see his lovely little minx dressed up as a school girl, sexy monk, fairy, or—Agni forbid—a Fire Sage, this was the place to go. Likewise, if he wanted to see his devious waterbending lover clothed from head to toe in a leather ensemble complete with whip and crop, this, too, was the perfect shop to browse.

On the wall to the right, strap-on dildos (both for men and women) hung from hooks. Wooden (sanded and polished), rubber, and plastic phallic-shaped protrusions—colored cream, tan, and dark brown—dangled oddly erect, yet lifeless, from their assigned slots.

Placed expertly on a high table in the very center of the small room was the woman's newest shipment, the latest and greatest the Fire Nation had to offer…and the main reason why Zuko had walked into this seedy establishment.

"N-n-no, sir," Lee stuttered, shaking his head. He pressed a clammy hand against the outside of his thigh and tried to smear the sweat off his palm.

"Good," Zuko nodded. He waved at the shopkeeper and the elderly women strolled up to him, a mischievous smile gracing her lips. He pointed at the curious objects on the centermost table. "Ma'am," the disguised royal smirked, "are these what all the women are talking about?"

It was true, the female staff in his palace were buzzing with excitement over their state-of-the-art toys. And since several of them had caught their ruler and his lover in scandalous positions all throughout the palace, one of them had suggested that Zuko take a short walk and purchase one.

"Oh, yes," the vendor said, enthusiastically pulling a cylindrical-shaped object off the table. She rolled it in between her hands and clicked the hidden button on the end.

Bzzzzzzzzz!

She clicked it again.

Bzzzt! Bzzzt! Bzzzzzzzz!

Again and again, she clicked the device and it went through a variety of buzzes and vibrations until it snapped off.

"Vibrators," she smiled, placing the item in Zuko's bared hand. "The women are going wild over them. I can barely keep them on the shelves! Just got the latest batch this morning."

"Excellent," the Fire Lord nodded. He palmed the device, heavily intrigued.

"Made from unused explosive canisters," the woman explained, sensing the man's inquisitiveness. "But don't worry," she gestured wildly, "they aren't active anymore!"

Zuko's lone eyebrow went up as he clicked the device. It hummed against his skin, pleasurably tingling his flesh. He could only imagine how tantalizing this would feel against Katara's engorged clit…inside her nether lips.

He could hear her moaning against his ear now.

"How do they work?" he asked, clicking the contraption and going through its various settings until it stilled.

The vendor smirked and her index finger wiggled its way into the air. "Turns out the royal family aren't the only ones with electricity in their blood. Firebenders all over are discovering their unique talents. And my supplier was smart enough to pay them heavily for their gifts." She twisted one cylindrical device and a small tube popped out. "He's harnessing the energy in these." The copper-tipped item glinted in the dim light. "Batteries. They're gonna change the world."

Golden eyes widened. He'd need to investigate the uses of these magical devices. But first, he wanted to please his lover with them.

"How much?" Golden coins flashed against his palm.

"For one?" the vendor asked, corking the device she disemboweled.

Zuko squinted and he looked over the variety of colors and sizes. A few of them were penis-shaped and he considered buying the whole table. Instead, he carefully grabbed three (one small, one with a ring, and one phallic-shaped) and said, "For these." He looked around and picked out a tan-tinted dildo, strawberry-flavored lube, an unusual, semi-clear and ridge-covered tube, and a matching set of blue-fuzzed handcuffs. "And these."

The shopkeeper's eyes bulged. "What a lucky girl you have."

Zuko smiled as the woman bagged his purchases.

When the Fire Lord had completed his shopping, he made his embarrassed manservant carry the deviously clear plastic bag the whole way back to the palace. He grinned as Lee's face turned an almost purple color when they passed a group of gaggling women.


Katara was napping when he arrived, lounging beautifully in his silk sheets, buck-ass naked. Stunning.

He had to nudge her shoulder a little bit until she stirred. "Mmm?" she asked, rubbing the sleep from her cerulean eyes. "Zuko? Did I oversleep?"

Zuko shook his black-haired head. Wavy strands prickled his forehead and he had to force back a chuckle. "No, babe." He placed the clear bag—evidence of his morning adventure—on the nightstand.

Katara glanced at the items. "W-wh-what are those?" she asked, intrigued.

"Christmas presents," he smiled. He pressed his thin lips against her temple and brushed a few unkempt, brown tendrils of hair out of her face.

"But it's not Christmas yet!"

"Christmas came a little early this year. Somebody's been a good girl."

Blue eyes bounced between the mistletoe lining the immaculate headboard and the toys. "How many are we going to use?"

Gleaming teeth smiled. "All of them."

Already excited, Katara lunged forward and started rifling through the bag, placing each toy on the silk sheets in front of her. While she was perusing his purchases, Zuko took off his shirt and untied his pants. He tossed the articles to the side of the room and rejoined his lover while she squealed.

In her hands, the smallest vibrator whirred; elated, she rapidly went through every setting until it switched off. Then she went through them again and again before settling on one that went bzzzzzz bzzzt bzzzt bzzzt bzzzzzz bzzzt bzzzt bzzzzzz. It played its delightful song and Katara held it up.

"This one!" she exclaimed, fingers clenching the small, purple device. "Can we try this one, first?" She bit her lip and looked at her lover, hopeful, blue eyes shining.

"Anything you want, babe. Let's go slow, though, okay? I wouldn't want to get you too excited."

"Psshhh," she chided, shoving him, "like that'll happen."

Zuko chuckled and snatched the humming contraption out of her palm. Immediately, Katara leaned back and parted her legs, giving her lover a fantastic view of her shaved nether lips.

The vibrator was still buzzing through Katara's preferred setting and Zuko playfully slipped it into her folds, teasingly circling her clit with the narrow end before inserting it deep into her pussy. It disappeared, but the Fire Lord could still hear it purring deep inside his lover.

"Oooohhhhh," the waterbender moaned, running her fingers over Zuko's pec. "This feels good."

He trailed hot kisses down her shoulder, running his tongue against her tan skin. "I'm glad." Wet, pink flesh continued to run down her chest before Zuko claimed a nipple between his teeth. He nibbled at the sensitive, erect nub before suckling it greedily.

"A-ahhhh-ah!" Katara squirmed under his caresses and closed her eyes.

Zuko took her free tit into his hand and rolled it between his fingers. He could still hear the vibrator buzzing in her snatch, the random settings pulsating through her core, making her wetter and wetter with delicious desire.

He reached over to the pile of sex toys and grabbed the vile of strawberry-flavored lube. Clear lubricant coated his fingers and he gently tugged on his pulsating cock, smearing the skin with a slippery coating. "This'll taste good, babe."

Katara smirked, cheeks heating with her thoughts. "Like it didn't, already," she pouted, maneuvering to her knees. She quickly slurped the fluid from Zuko's fingers, slopping her tongue around each digit, savoring the taste. She squeaked when his finger curled in her mouth, snapping against the inside of her cheek.

"Blow me," he huffed, eyes glinting. "Suck me dry."

"With pleasure." The waterbender leaned down and forward, pressing her lips against the blunt tip of Zuko's dangerously hard cock. She mouthed the tip, circling her tongue around his purplish head. A pair of tan hands wrapped around the base of the firebender's member, and they started tugging in tandem, slipping precariously with the lubricant.

The lube tasted like strawberries and made her lips tingle. There was the distinct aftertaste of spearmint and Katara greedily sloshed the taste against her tongue.

"This is so goooooood," she panted, pumping on his dick with both fists.

"No cheating, babe," Zuko warned. "Blow me." His golden eyes glanced down to his mouthless member and he pressed his pelvis forward a little bit.

Enthusiastically, Katara nodded. She softly licked down the length of his cock, trailing sweet kisses across his sacs when she reached the base. When she lapped up the length of his twitching dick, she paused at the end and inserted as much of him as she possibly could.

She pulsated against him and felt his hands on the back of her head, urging her to go faster…commanding her to suck harder. All too happy to please, the waterbender clamped her lips tight around him. She felt his tip hit the back of her throat but she pushed past her gag reflex and deep-throated him.

"Fuuuuck, Katara!" Zuko screamed, feeling her swallow as her mouth filled with saliva and lube. With his dick so far down her throat, he felt a completely different sensation as she gulped. It was a hard, unfamiliar feeling, but he liked it. "Do that again," he whispered, entangling his fingers in her hair.

Brown tresses pooled against her shoulders as she worked. She gulped rapidly, barely tasting the precum that was pouring out the divot of Zuko's twerking member. Each swallow made him groan louder and louder until he started pumping his hips against her lips.

The vibrator between Katara's legs pulsed savagely against her tender insides. And though it was pleasurable, it wasn't nearly as filling as a thrusting dick or curling fingers. So, while she was going to town on her lover's tasty member, she wiggled her fingers between her folds and swiped the device from her nether lips. She circled the narrow tip over her clit and moaned as waves of delicious pressure built up against her core, putting her tantalizingly close to an orgasm.

Zuko, noticing one of Katara's hands disappear, popped himself from her lips and she whimpered a little bit, silently begging to continue sucking on him. With a smirk, he crawled overtop her, upside-down.

Katara's lips resumed pulling on Zuko's dick, his knees pressed lightly on either side of her head. Zuko's own lips separated his lover's soaked folds and his tongue stretched down, wriggling against her entrance. He patted Katara's thigh and she numbly handed him the still buzzing, purple vibrator.

After choosing a much more intense setting, the firebender blew a hot breath against his lover's snatch. She groaned at the sensation until she gasped when he orbited her sensitive and engorged bud.

"Th-thuko!" she screamed while his dick was pressing against her teeth. She thrust her hips up, begging for more.

Zuko lapped his tongue against one side of her clit and pressed the vibrator against the other. Suddenly, he shoved the magical device deep into her glistening pussy and bit down hard on her excited nub, grazing his teeth against the slippery surface.

"Z-Zuko!" she screamed again, trembling dick against her lips.

With the vibrator, Zuko mashed two eager fingers into his lover's hungry snatch. He continued circling her clit, finding himself on an unusual pattern where free spaces were filled with buzzing and finger-fucking.

Cirlce-bzzzzt-zig, circle-bzzzzz-circle, flick-bzzzzt-zag, bzzzzt-bite-bzzzzt, insert-bzzzz-circle.

"Oh! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! FUUUUCK!" Katara screamed, breath tickling the tip of Zuko's dick. She clenched her lips around his dripping dick and sucked on him as hard as possible. Her teeth nipped playfully at the veiny flesh until she could feel the dick spasm and twitch against her lips.

Zuko gasped for air and felt himself teeter dangerously close to a release. He didn't want to fight against his orgasm and let the jizz fly free with a grunt. Golden eyes rolled into the back of his head as milky fluid poured out of him, pooling inside the waterbender's hungry mouth.

Katara drank him, swallowing hefty portions of his delicious seed while deep throating him. She could feel his cock grow a little bit limp against her lips, but she pressed on, wanting to suck every single ounce of delicious cum from him until he was dry.

Fighting exhaustion, Zuko refocused and resumed his pattern. Even though he stopped his assault on her clit and puss, the vibrator hummed on. Katara was thrusting against his chin, desperate for an orgasm. So Zuko rolled his lips over her sensitive bud and sucked on her hard one more time while curling his fingers against the vibrator inside her snatch.

After popping her lover's dick out of her mouth, Katara breathed against his thighs, erratic huffs warming his unusually warm skin. "Right there!" she wailed.

Zuko flicked his tongue over her clit and separated his fingers, somehow pushing the vibrator further into her womanhood.

"I'm gonna cum!" she shouted, a mixture of her spit and Zuko's jizz pouring out of her mouth in ropey swirls. "I'm gonnaaa-AAAHHHHHH!"

The vibrator hummed against her g-spot and her clit pulsated slightly under Zuko's circling tongue. Both delicate areas propelled waves of pleasure through her core. Her inner walls clenched around the vibrator, heightening and increasing the waves past her abdomen and into her legs. Vibrations rocketed through her toes before rebounding up her legs, back through her tummy, and into her arms. Desire filled every crevice and she twitched involuntarily until Zuko withdrew the magical device from between her legs. He went through the final few settings before it switched off in his hand.

Panting, the royal rolled to his side and spun himself around until he could press his lover securely in his arms. He wrapped his pale arms around her torso and squeezed her close. The purple vibrator reactivated in his hands until he switched it off and tossed it gingerly to the side of the bed.

"We still have more toys to play with, babe," he purred, affectionately kissing her forehead.

"Mmmmm," she moaned, pressurized tingles pouring through her body. "Give me a minute, m'kay?"


Another two-parter! Jeez, I'm a jerk. And I KNOW! I'm sorry - you guys thought that Jet would be next. But after getting some much-needed and helpful feedback from the last chapter, I've decided to spend some time rewriting "Suki's Circus" over the weekend.

Of course, I'll let you know when it's done since you've all probably read it already. And I'll keep the original version on top and put the new one below.

Obviously, this means that Jet is getting snubbed a bit. But don't worry, he's being treated very well in prison. I'll post his chapter after I'm 100% satisfied, and not until I read a few MMF fics, first.

Well, here we go, guys...same old, same old. FIVE reviews and your update comes tomorrow.