Yo peeps, GMG here with chapter 3. Interesting news for anybody who plays Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh!. A friend of mine who plays Magic has helped me come up with rules so I can use my Yu-Gi-Oh! cards against him. We're almost done and will finish tomorrow. For anybody who wants the rules PM me. Also, it seems that Temari is to be added as I have received a request for her. Next, some one put a review asking why Naruto kissed a "guy"... Dafuq?! I used the words "obviously female chest" to describe her. At that point, Naruto hadn't seen her face yet. Finally, I am contemplating bringing back Minato (probably will). Please give me your opinion.

Disclaimer: The name is NOT, I repeat, NOT Masashi Kishimoto. It's GMG.

Hokage Tower, Office:

Sarutobi Hiruzen, Sandaime Hokage of Konohagakure, mulled over the information he had just gotten. His pseudo-grandson, Naruto, had brought a Hyoton user to their side. He was happy to see, however, that Naruto was interacting with someone his age. They had walked into the office holding hands, Haku leaning on his arm. Minato would be happy knowing that his son had found someone, a brief flash of memory reminding him that Naruto would have to be placed under the Clan Restoration Act. If anyone deserved more love, it was Naruto. What troubled him was the absence of a certain pink haired banshee. Looking at Team 7, he resolved to find out.

"Kakashi," he started, "Where is Sakura-san? She should be here with you."

Kakashi motioned for Naruto to answer. The blonde sighed before answering.

"She attacked me on the bridge after seeing Sasuke almost dead. Haku-chan protected me but technically didn't strike Sakura. Sakura charged in a blind rage and ran face first into a senbon needle that Haku-chan held."

Sarutobi sighed, the council would have a field day with this, trying to blame it on Naruto. Now he'd have even more paperwork, how he wished for it to go away. Naruto must've seen him glaring at the paperwork because he spoke up.

"Hey, Oji-san, have you thought of using Kage Bunshin to get rid of the paperwork?"

Sarutobi gaped at the blonde. The answer had been that simple! He opened a drawer in his desk and pulled out two slips of paper and an envelope. He set the two slips aside and opened the envelope, pulling out a paper. It said: 'If you have figured out the trick to paperwork only now, then by decree of Yondaime Hokage Minato Namikaze, you are sentenced to banging your head on the desk at your stupidity. Signed, Yondaime Hokage Minato Namikaze.' At the bottom corner of the page was a chibi-Minato making the victory sign. He set the folder aside and picked up the slips of paper and signed each one. He stood up from hi desking, walking over to Naruto, and handed him the two slips.

"Naruto," he started, "those represent two favors I owe you. If it is within my power I will grant it." Turning to Haku, he pulled out a headband and handed it to her. "Welcome to Konoha, you are Team 7's newest member."

The ice-nin nodded before tying it around her forehead. He dismissed Team 7 and sat back down at his desk and started slamming his head onto the desk muttering 'stupid'.

Outside the tower:

Naruto grabbed Haku's hand and began towards his apartment, the girl quickly following. He seemed overjoyed to have a person who accepted him, maybe she could accept that he held Kyuubi. He didn't want her to leave him, but she had to know about the fox sealed inside him. The two of them ran through the streets, Haku noticing how all the villagers glared at Naruto and felt her anger start to boil. If they laid a hand on her Naruto- wait her Naruto? She liked the sound of it. Officially they weren't dating, but if the kissing and other displays of affection were something to go by, they were together romantically. Her mind focused once more on the blonde as he began pulling her upstairs to his apartment.

Stopping in front of the door, he pulled out the key and unlocked the door. He quickly pulled Haku into the house and locked the door behind him. No precaution too much when dealing with angry villagers that hated him for the Kyuubi. His apartment was small. Pitifully so. He had a living room/kitchen, a bathroom, and a bedroom. He flipped on the lights and led Haku to his only couch. When they were both seated, he began to explain his situation as a Jinchuuriki. He told her of how he was beaten and ridiculed, deceived and abused. He was forced to pay more for something of worse quality than most things the stores had.

By the end of it, Haku had tears in her eyes, crying for the pain that the blonde had been through. She jumped on Naruto, crying into his shoulder. Her life hadn't been as bad as his. No where near that. She looked up at him and leaned in to kiss him, both of their pain temporarily forgotten as their lips moved together. Naruto was happy that she still accepted him, even with the demon. Breaking the kiss, he looked down at her, a small smile on his face.

"Thank you Haku, for saving me from my darkness." he whispered. Looking over at the clock, he saw that it was time for bed. Lifting Haku up, earning a shriek of surprise from the girl, he carried her back to his bedroom. The two of them slept in one another's arms, their dreams happy for once.

Dream: (screw it! I'm bringing him back and adding a surprise twist to the harem. This idea just now came to me)

Naruto found himself in an open white space, nothing in sight. He turned around to see a female figure standing behind him. She wore an elegant white kimono and a white mask covered her face. Her hair was in a ponytail, the white strands reaching down to her back. The only change in color in her clothes was the kanji for death on her kimono's left breast. She removed the mask with a petite hand, causing Naruto to gasp at her beauty. She had a pale complexion and amethyst eye's. Her lips were painted black and her hair perfectly framed her heart shaped face. One stray strand fell loosely between both eyes, but it only made her look more attractive.

"Naruto," she said softly, her angelic voice causing him to shiver,"I am Chikane Oohashi, the Shinigami."

Naruto's jaw fell open. The Shinigami? What did she want with him? As if she had heard his thoughts, she replied.

"I have come here for a purpose. As you have lived a life that no one should, I will present you with a gift. You wished one day to know your parents? Well, I'll do you one better. My gift to you is the revival of your father, the revival of Minato Namikaze."

Naruto's eyes were the size of dinner plates. His father was the Yondaime?! A bright flash of yellow went off and there before Naruto was his father. The man looked around in confusion before locking onto Naruto. He bent down slightly to look Naruto in the eye, poking his shoulder to see if he was real. The man smiled brightly, pulling Naruto into a hug, causing tears to fall from Naruto's eyes.

"Naruto," he spoke, " I have missed you so. Shinigami-sama explained that she would be reviving me and showed me what happened to you. I'm so sorry that I wasn't there for you and for sealing the Kyuubi in you. I hope you can forgive me"

Naruto stammered out, "T-tou-san!" He hugged his father harder. He hoped this wasn't a dream.

The Shinigami smiled at the two, but their was one more thing to take care of. Clearing her throat, she caught their attention and the two broke apart, turning to listen.

"Naruto this is in some ways a dream yet not. When you wake, Minato will be there and so will I"

Naruto looked at her in confusion, watching as she walked over to him.

"I can see you are confused. I have seen your life Naruto and know what type of man you will become. I wish to be there with you, as your mate alongside Haku. I know you may not believe me yet, but I have fallen in love with you long ago."

Not giving him a chance to speak, she kissed him and the world around them started to disappear. All three returning to the world of the living.

Dream End.

Waking up, Naruto felt a weight on his chest. Looking down he saw Chikane and Haku, both using his chest as a pillow. He heard the door open and looked to see his father at the door, a smile on both their faces. Minato nodded before leaving the room, leaving Naruto alone with the two girls who were sleeping. He sighed in both content and worry. How was he going to explain this to Haku?! Slowly, his drowsiness overcame him once more and he fell asleep in the embrace of his precious people.

Chapter End.

Surprised ya, didn't I? Don't worry, I surprised myself with that. So yeah. Also, halfway through typing this, I received a review asking for Hana Inuzuka. She is now on the list as well. That's all for now. GMG, Signing off!