Warning this chapter is no where near as volgure as the other one. It is still funny but it is more lovey dovey. You have been warned...

Dave leaned against his locker waiting for Mindy. It had been a few days since the incident and he had taken care of everything he deemed necessary for payback on Blonca for what she said to Mindy. OK so, maybe the forty foot pythons were a little too much and maybe the mime he had paid to follow her around for the next week was a little over the top as well, but one thing was for sure. The fact that made sure that almost every man in the city had seen a special flyer he had made himself. Sure it was probably overkill when added to the others but he was pretty damn happy. He watched as a bruised Blonca walked through the hallways. Her phone went off and she put it to her head. "Hello?" She asked before scrunching her face up.

"Oh my god! For the last time I will not suck your dick." She screeched into her phone before gagging in discuss to the callers response. "No, I will not fuck your pet horse while you watch. You god damn(1) sicko." She exclaimed ending the call. Ok, maybe overkill was a little bit of an stretch. It was more like complete annihilation to her social life. He smirked at her conversation. He looked down at his watch, it was four-thirty two. Mindy was supposed to have arrived two minutes ago and she was never late for anything. Well except for shark week but luckily she was just late and didn't miss it. Because watching sharks eating small animals was one of the few things they did as a couple.

Not to say that kicking MothaFucka's ass wasn't a fun thing to do as a couple, it just wasn't their idea of a date. He briefly pondered how watching small animals being eaten was more romantic then kicking ass. He was in thought when Mindy decided to walk over. "Hey Dave." She said tapping him on the shoulder which caused him to jump(hey just because he's a superhero doesn't mean he doesn't get surprised). "Wow, jumpy much?" She asked sarcastically. "Oh hey Mindy. Sorry I was just thinking how watching sharks eat small animals is more romantic then kicking some ass." He replied rubbing the back of his head.

She rolled her eyes. "It's obvious, you've finally gotten out of your whiny little bitch phase." She explained as he nodded. "You know if anyone else said it I'd probably be a confused but for some reason hearing it from you, it makes perfect sense." He replied with a small smile. "That's because I'm always right and you're smart enough to have learned by now." She answered as if it was a well known fact. He couldn't argue with that logic so he wrapped an arm around her shoulder and led her towards the exit. "So what time you wanna go on patrol tonight? I know you said you had something to do and wanted to check beforehand." He stated as they strolled out of the school.

"Hmmm. Well I want to go around seven but it may be later depending on how long it takes." She answered as he raised an eyebrow. "You never did tell me what your doing that is so important, I'm not allowed to even know about it." He replied curious at what his Hitgirl was planning. "Keywords; your not allowed to know." She answered with a small smirk. "Oh come on at least give me a hint." He muttered as she looked to actually think about it for a moment. "Alright it involves a stick." She said smugly knowing it wasn't much to go on. Sure Dave was smart but even he wouldn't be able to put it together from just one word. Now if she had said a location or anything else involved he would've knew it instantly.

But depending on how her plans went, would decide if she even decide to tell him. "Seriously a stick? Come on throw a guy a bone." He pleaded as she looked around for a quick moment seeing they were in the middle of a park with no one nearby. "I would but I don't see any guys nearby." She quipped which made him roll his eyes. "Alright so possibly seven or later?" He asked to confirm the time. "Yep, also I need you to pick some stuff up before you come over." She said flatly. "Stuff?" He asked with a raised eyebrow. She pulled out a small piece of paper and handed it to him.

He looked it over and read it outloud. "A box of Dave's favorite tampons?" He asked puzzled. She merely smirked at his reaction. "Seven pieces of plywood. A gallon of chocolate icecream. Chocolate sauce. Four large two litters of soda. A baby blue blanket along with a hot pink one." He read off more and more puzzled. She pulled out a small wad of cash. "This should be enough to cover everything." She said as he hesitantly took the money. "So do I even want to know what this is all for?" He asked as she smiled slightly.

"You'll find out when you come by tonight. Also you don't have to worry about that guy selling any nudes of me. I threatened to pop his balls with a paper clip if he so much as looked at another naked picture." She answered as he sighed. "Alright I'll be at your place at seven." He said not bothering to try and find out what the items were for. Because knowing Mindy she could kill a guy with any of those objects, yes even the tampons. "Good. Now i need one more thing before you go shopping." She said as he unwrapped his arm from her.

"And what could that be?" He asked as she grinned evilly. She grabbed him by his collar and pulled his head down, pressing her lips to his and initiating a passionate kiss. She bit his lip ever so lightly before she released him. "Now get to it." She said pushing him away playfully. Dave merely nodded and went to run her errands.

Two hours later, Dave walked into Mindy's room with all of the objects in hand. He suddenly was all so grateful for his and Mindy's training sessions, otherwise he would've never been able to carry all of the objects with out falling over. "Mindy?" He asked seeing an empty room. "I'm in the bathroom. You got all of the stuff?" She asked from the bathroom. "Ya. You going to tell me why you had me buy all of this stuff yet?" He asked setting the items down next to her bed.

"Ya, just give me a moment." She called out from her bathroom. Dave sat on her bed while he waited for her. He began to think of any explanation for the need of all this stuff. Maybe they were gonna repair something in the house and then eat icecream and drink soda afterwards? But that still doesn't explain the blankets she had him buy. Maybe so they wouldn't strain their legs from crouching down while their repairing whatever it is their repairing? Ya that sounds logical. Suddenly he was broken from his thoughts by a loud and strangely happy squeal that came from the bathroom.

He was up in an instant. Hesitantly he walked over to the closed door and knocked three times. "Mindy, you alright in there?" He asked bewildered at the sudden squeal. She door flew open and there standing in front of him was Mindy with the biggest smile he had ever seen her wear. She held something small in her hands but he didn't get a good look at it because his girlfriend of two years flung herself into his arms. "Um Mindy, are you ok?" He asked hesitantly. She wrapped her arms around his torso as he did the same. "Never better dickface." She answered happily.

Without warning she reached one of her hands up and pulled him down for another passionate kiss like before in the park only stronger. After about a minute they pulled apart for what most people call 'must needed air'. "Alright, so you gonna tell me what your so happy about and why you had me buy all of this stuff?" He asked motioning to the items by the bed.

"This is what I'm so happy about." She replied holding out the object so he could see it. In her hands was a pregnancy test. Now if that wasn't shocking enough it was a positive pregnancy test. If it weren't for the fact he was the most kickass male superhero around he probably would've fainted. "Y-y-your pregnant?!" He exclaimed thoroughly shocked. She nodded happily as he began to piece it together. The tampons were in case she wasn't, the ice cream was most likely for both cases along with the soda. The blankets were obviously so that she could already have them, but one thing still didn't make any sense in his mind. "Ok. I get what most of the items are for but what about the plywood?" He asked his mind not able to find any possible reason for having them.

"Oh that was incase I wasn't then I'd unleash all my pent up anger and demolish them. In fact I don't see any reason to waste them." She explained wiggling out of his loose grip. She walked over to the boards and tossed them up into the air and with a few quick punches destroyed them(well really just punched them in half. but she would kill me if i don't say she demolished them.) Dave just stared in shock still in shock over what had just happened. "Now you can put your tampons in later Dave, but for now we need to celebrate what took me over a year to accomplish." She said grabbing the soda and ice cream.

"A year to accomplish?" He asked in shock. "Yep been trying to get this result for a whole year, was negative every time though." She explained happily. He was just shocked. They had only been going out for two years. Back when she was twelve and by the time she was thirteen she was already trying to get pregnant. That explains all of her attempts and getting him in the bed every chance they got(not that he minded one moment of it). "Damn it. I should've expected it when you said you wanted a baby while half asleep." He groaned walking over to her. "Oh come on Dave get the dildo out of your ass and let's celebrate." She snapped at him pulling out two spoons(Loony tunes rocks btw)

Dave sighed and took one and soon they were deep into conversation while eating ice cream(slowly of course to avoid brain freeze) and drinking the large amount of soda. Three hours later they both laid in her bed, Mindy half asleep while Dave laid wide awake. She was laying on his chest while he had an arm wrapped around her. He sighed and wondered what the hell he had gotten himself into when they started going out two years. Apparently she had already set up an appoint at the doctors and would be going just to confirm it. He wasn't worried about being a father though, no what he was worried about was expected much sooner.

Yes he was positive that he would be missing his left nut or well Mindy's left nut by the end of the month curtsy of Marcus later on. He rested a hand on her stomach and made a mental note to make sure Blonca got a little extra payback when he awoke. That and the guy who had the nudes of Mindy. Oh yea what they had happen to them was only the tip of the iceburg for what was to come because it was one thing to mess with his Hitgirl it was another to mess with his pregnant Hitgirl. He almost felt bad for them, only because he's supposed to be a hero ehhh but who cares. He placed a hand on her yet to be swollen stomach and smiled gently before falling asleep.

alright my first Kickass Fanfict is complete. I don't think I did too bad of a job. Got a rude little girl as my first review and and a cool dude or dudette for my second. Thanks for the review Oreo. Now I hope you've enjoyed yourselves because now I've got to find some Dr. Pepper for my writing ritual. Novels don't write themselves you know. Ja ne