Resting on the side of the elementary school laid a large dumpster. What was usually used as a temporary holding space for all sorts of garbage, this particular one is a secret base for a group of kids that cannot find a better place for a base.
"Gentlemen… and Lana," Timmy started.
AJ, Chester, Sanjay and Elmer turned around and shot confused looks at the amazed 6-year old girl behind them.
"You have a garbage base, Timmy? That's awesome!" Lana gushed.
"Why is there a girl in our base?" Chester asked Timmy.
"She likes digging through garbage," Timmy replied. "Speaking of which, Lana, I need you to do me a favor."
"What is it?" Lana asked.
"You're the best at what you do and what you do isn't always nice," Timmy said with a grim face. "You think you think you find and free your siblings from the garbage piles around the playground? I know one of them must be at her breaking point."
"On it!" Lana saluted before rushing out the door.
"Alright men, the week we all dreaded has come… It's Prank Week," said Timmy.
"Francis is on another rampage!" Sanjay cried. "His pranks are getting worse each year!"
"So does his wedgies…" Elmer whimpered.
"Yeah, it's almost impressive. Anyway, that is why we need to step up our prank evasion methods, especially since I have no access to magic right now," said Timmy.
"What?!" his friends spluttered.
"I said we need better prank evasion methods!" Timmy replied in a quick and defensive manner.
"According to my calculations if Francis keeps making his pranks even worse, we won't be able to evade them anymore," AJ reported.
"What are you trying to say?" asked Timmy.
"We need to something other than hide every year. We need to fight!" Sanjay yelled.
"Are you crazy?!" Timmy exclaimed. "We can't fight Francis, especially since I don't have access to magic right now!"
"What?!" his friends spluttered again.
"We can't fight Francis!" Timmy quickly replied.
"Not on our own, but if we can get the school to rally with us our chances of winning goes from 0 to 47," AJ informed him.
"Hm, those odds sound good, but it still doesn't seem like a good idea," Timmy vacillated.
"Then how about we put it to a vote?" AJ suggested.
"Alright then," Timmy nodded his head. "Who wants to rally the school against Francis' weeklong reign of terror?"
All four of Timmy's friends raised their hands, though Elmer seemed to be a little worried.
"I wonder if I should tell them that my boil doesn't want to go along with this plan," Elmer thought to himself.
"Don't bother!" Elmer's Boil snapped. "You will all regret this."
Meanwhile, Wanda lost Cosmo again but, fortunately for her, this time he left a trail of cookie crumbs for her to follow. Following the trail throughout Fairy World, Wanda eventually found herself in front of the house of someone who hates her guts, Mama Cosma. Despite not wanting to deal with her at the moment, she wasn't going to let Cosmo miss his appointment. Wanda pressed the door bell with her wand and was surprised to watch Mama Cosma open the door with a smile on her face.
"Well, if it isn't my favorite daughter-in-law, Wanda," Mama Cosma welcomed. "What brings you here?"
Wanda continued to float in front of her mother-in-law, unable to understand what was wrong with her.
"Why don't you come in?" Mama Cosma offered. "I just made some I love Wanda cookies."
Without saying a word, Wanda swiped Mama Cosma up with her butterfly net.
"Nice try, Cosmo, but we all know the terror known as your mother is incapable of being nice to me even if her life depended on it," Wanda smirked.
Suddenly, the two of them heard the sound of a toilet flushing and watched Cosmo exit the bathroom.
"WANDA!" Cosmo exclaimed.
At that moment, Wanda felt a huge amount of murderous intent directed towards her and started to break out in a nervous sweat.
"You were actually trying to be nice?" Wanda asked.
"Yes…" Mama Cosma hissed.
"We're back to square one, aren't we?" Wanda sighed.
"Oh, we're way below square one," scowled Mama Cosma.
