This chapter is dedicated to:

-Tailsdoll123 "I dunno why, I hope you'll get the reference",

-Cookie Addiction "...for figuring about 'pee-pee"

- and KawaiiOdango "...as the very first reviewer and dearest friend"

Welcome to Dodo Academy for The Gifted!

The Rainbow-Puking Unicorn Class!

First day as an official student in Dodo Academy for the Gifted, Alice Liddell, 10 years old, scanned her new and only class. The school had wide yard and playground, but there's only three classes; a music class, art class and homeroom. As far as she could see...there were only four students in the class excluding her, and they were all boys.

...They seemed stupid too.

"Class, this is your new friend!" the caretaker, Mr. Gowland, explained cheerfully to the class. "Tell them your name!" he nodded to little Alice.

The girl came forth with her hunting net in right hand, and the other hand was holding Einstein's. All students couldn't miss her introduction, being super-stand-out like that...

Einstein was her grandma's monkey, by the way. Why Alice always brought a net with her, you ask? Just her hobby, don't mind her.

"Hello, strangers." Alice waved a hand up high. Mr. Gowland twitched at this, but she continued:

"I am Mistress Darth Vader the Fourth, please call me Alice. I have come in peace." She opened her arms wide as if gesturing wings.

Julius Monrey, a wallflower, the most intelligent kid in the room, gaped in disbelief, dropping his books senseless.

Ace Pendragon, a hyper, recovering autistic, seemed to be impressed, even muttering to himself that; "She's an alien..."

Pierce Villiers, the smallest student with paranoid and fear issues, fainted in instant.

His cousin, was unusually paranoid as well.

Boris Airay grimaced and twitched at the sight of the new girl, he was clenching his pants' zipper. He was shivering like crazy, glaring at the girl as if she was a psychofreak that had vowed to find him and kill him.

Now...we shall reminisce.

Boris Airay was Alice's first victim just yesterday. What happened? Well...

Yesterday, when Alice was exploring her new school, she saw something interesting. At the same time that day, Boris was happily exposing himself to the world.

Boris was an exhibitionist. He didn't like to wear clothes. Let alone pants. So yesterday, just like everyday, he ran around the school...pants off.

That's when Alice thought she saw a 'Dodo Bird' and decided to hunt it down.

Unfortunately, the 'Dodo Bird' wasn't actually a bird...

Rather...it was...Boris'...(cough)...proof of... (cough)...being a (cough)... male human. (more coughs)

To made it worse, Alice declared her intention to cut it off (cough) of him.

Which resulted of Boris crying and freaking out, which resulted him to have a mental breakdown—which resulted him to go home without his pants on—which resulted him to become afraid of the new girl as he was today!

Mr. Gowland laughed nervously as he told Alice to sit anywhere she liked. He then took a deep breath and clapped his hands.

"Now then, let's begin our class! Everyone prepare your things and we'll have some fun in the art class!"

"YAAY!" Ace jumped off and actually knocked off his table as he ran out of the class.

"Ace, you—argh, he forgot his painting tools again." Mr. Gowland sighed as he collected the table and took the brunette's bag. He turned to Alice, who seemed stoic because she didn't have her tools.

"Don't worry, I have an extra set, so you can use it for now, Alice. Let's go!"

"Okay~" Alicegrinned and hugged her monkey. "I'm gonna draw Nyan-Cat!" she laughed and ran out excitedly.

"Oh no! Oh NO! OH NO!" Pierce was already crying.

"Now what?" Julius twitched.

"There's something inside my locker!" Pierce whined. "I swear! It's dark in there! There's something! THERE'S SOMETHING!" he shook Julius' arms and proceeded to hide behind the navy-haired wallflower.

"Don't." Julius dodged and pushed the timid, "Touch. Me." He deadpanned evilly and walked away.

"Oh God...OH GOD! He's so...he's so..." Pierce was crying rivers. "...S-S-Scary...so...scary..." he sobbed and sulked. "Oh no...Oh no...I can't take my painting tools...I can't...the spiders will eat me...!"

"I will take you soul..."

"Aaaa! Uncle! UUNCLEE!" Pierce shrieked and jumped, knocking the table with his head, and fainted. Alice stared down at him in confuse, then shrugged.

"Y-You...!" Boris grimaced, pointing an accusing finger at the blonde. "You...YOU KILLED MY COUSIN!"

Alice put on the 'are-you-fucking-kidding-me' face. "I didn't."

"You just did...YOU DID IT! Why!?" Boris gasped in horror and tried to collect his cousin from the floor. "What did I do to deserve this!? You tried to cut my pee-pee, and now you killed my cousin!"

"I just want to take his tools for him..." Alice shrugged innocently.

"You. KILLED. Polices will be after you!"

"They won't!"

"They will!" Boris stomped stubbornly.

"Won't!" Alice scowled.

"Will!" The exhibitionist yelled.

"Won't!" The girl snapped.

"Will!"

"Will I Am!" Alice pointed a finger.

"I am Will!" Boris pointed a finger back.

"Will you dance with me!"

"Will you marry me!"

"STAHP."

Alice sighed boredly, and Boris shut his mouth instantly, although he wanted to yell one last stupid thing. Julius twitched between them, his hands were covering his ears. These two were idiots! One time they were fighting about stupid thing, and then it's another different stupid thing!

"Mr. Gowland asked me to get you idiots to the Art Class. Now you're wasting my time and energy." Julius crossed his arms, furrowing his eyebrows, then took out a calculator. Alice and Boris nervously exchanged stares as the wallflower was calculating something.

"For making me call you to the Art Class, both of you have to pay a fine for one dollar." Julius announced.

Alice and Boris gaped.

"I don't have money." Alice bluntly said, showing off her empty pocket.

"Julius, I'm just a poor eleven years-old! How the heck can I get that kind of money!?" Boris whined.

Julius calculated using his calculator again. "I don't care. If you pay due tomorrow, it will be one dollar and fifty cent. If you don't pay..." he glared at the two, pushing his glasses as he did, they were shining dangerously.

"...I'll make you suffer the most suffering suffer." He stomped away, and left the class.

~.X.~

Alice and Boris entered the Art Class, still glaring at each other. They noticed that they had to sit together in the Art Class, so they gave each other dead glares again.

"This is your fault." Boris grumbled. "Now I have to pay one dollar to Julius."

"It's your fault, idiot." Alice hissed back, slamming her hunting net to the table. "You're the one who started it."

"I hate you." Boris hissed with hatred.

"I hate you harder." Alice spat as she slammed open her painting set she borrowed from Mr. Gowland.

"I hate you better." Boris growled as he squished the waterpaint to the pallete.

"I hate you faster."

"I hate you stronger."

...

Alice and Boris blinked at each other in realization, then pointed at each other.

"Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger, more than ever, hour after, our-work-is-never-over." They sang together while doing a squiggly dance.

Mr. Gowland just watched the two while chuckling to himself. Well, not bad for a start. Eventually Alice and Boris seemed to had gotten over their fight...Despite how weird it happened...

~.X.~

Mr. Gowland clapped his hands again that afternoon to gather attention from his four students, he was smiling cheerfully as usual.

"Children, today I want you to make a banner for our class! The best painting will represent the name for our homeroom class, alright?"

"Wow! We can paint anything we want?" Boris seemed excited.

"It's decided!" Alice suddenly yelled, and stood on a table.

"Alice...you shouldn't stand on a table—"

"This is a war over a new land!" the only girl in the room declared, "The one whose Flag is waving on top of the class shall be the ruler of the class, and name the class as he likes!"

"Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow, it's like, it's like," Ace was bouncing in his over-excited manner, "Like, like, Jack Sparrow versus Flying Dutchman! Fighting over Black Pearl! Oh I'm in! I'm in! I'm gonna beat you!"

Mr. Gowland laughed nervously.

...Boy...That escalated quickly...

"Oh no...Oh no...OH NO!" Pierce hyperventilated again. "It's a conspiracy! CONSPIRACY! I'M SCARED!" the paranoid boy started to cry and whine on his painting table.

"I want to go home." Julius tugged on Mr. Gowland's jacket.

Mr. Gowland wanted to curl up and die as he took out his wallet. "I'll give you one dollar if you can bear two hours more, Julius."

"Five." Julius deadpanned.

"Two."

"Three."

"Two and fifty cent."

"...Deal." Julius pocketed his money and took his books into the corner of the room, trying to act as if he wasn't there.

And so it began...

~.X.~

"Alice, can you tell Einstein to hold still?" Boris came to Alice's table, his face was dirty of colors. Alice glared at him coldly.

"What do you want!?" she hissed and protectively hid her painting under her arms. "You're spying on me, aren't you!"

Boris opened his mouth to say something, then sighed as he returned to his table, and scowled to Einstein.

"Einstein, pose like Lady Liberty for at least an hour, okay? I'm not Picasso or Van Gogh!"

"Ooo! Aaa!" Einstein whined and took off his robe, then jumped onto Boris' table wildly.

"Oh no! Einstein, stop!" Boris yelled and jumped onto his table to catch the monkey, only to get colors splattered on his shirt.

"Oh..." he blinked, and then grinned widely as he took off his shirt. "Yay! Shirtless again!" he cheered.

"Waaah! Waaah! Mad monkey! Heeelp me! Heeeelp mee!" Pierce was crying and running frantically in Einstein's rampage. The monkey was hanging on top of Pierce's head like an angry Kingkong.

The monkey then landed on Ace's hard-worked-Yoda painting, splattering paintings on the brunette's face in the process.

Ace was dumbstruck.

He stared at his priceless painting.

His fists clenched, his eyes started to water, and he glared angrily to the monkey. "Look what you did!" he shrieked frantically and proceeded to throw everything in his reach to the monkey, who then shrieked and jumped out through the window.

He was still angry! His Jedi flag! His Jedi! It was YODA! It was fine if it was just a Wookie, but it was the oh-so-very-wise-and-famous YODA OF STAR WARS! He couldn't forgive that monkey—No, wait! It was...

Ace glared grugdingly at the girl. It was her fault! If she didn't bring that stupid monkey...

Ace stomped to her table and then do a table flip.

Alice's jaw dropped pricelessly as her painting and table were flipped and splattered on the floor, creating colorful chaos. She then rose and shrieked.

"What the hell!? Why did you do that!?"

"Your stupid monkey ruined my Yoda!" Ace yelled, his eyes were running with tears.

"You ruined my Nyan-Cat!" Alice was shrieking and crying.

The two continued to cry and whine at each other. Pierce cried as well, since he didn't like fights, while Boris ran out to call Mr. Gowland. The Art Class was a total mess. Especially now that Ace started to cry and throw things within his reach.

"Will you two shut it!?"

"O-OW!"

Julius had came out of the dark yet once again, claiming each one of their ears. Pierce was still hyperventilating as he watched.

"Explain." The wallflower demanded. "Explain, and I'll try to fix this so you two can shut up and let me read in peace."

"H-Her monkey...her monkey ruined my Yoda flag..." Ace whined.

"It wasn't my fault!" Alice stubbornly yelled back. "But he came and crushed my Nyan-Cat!"

"You shouldn't bring that monkey!" Ace snapped.

"No one said I shouldn't!" Alice hissed angrily.

"You should put on a leash on him!"

"He's my friend! Not my pet! And he's just a monkey!"

"ENOUGH." Julius hollered again coldly, and the two shut up, looking away, crossing their arms. The wallflower growled as he let go of their ears and took a deep breath.

"It's no one's fault. Plus, it's not the end of the world." Julius tried to be the peacekeeper and then bowed to reach for Alice's Nyan-Cat painting. He hummed at the splattered colors for a while, then sighed. "Now, shut up and make a Unicorn Flag together."

"Unicorn...?" the kids frowned in wonder.

"Why unicorn?" Alice rolled her eyes disapprovingly.

"Yeah, like, why not Pegasus?" Ace pouted.

"That's stupid. Stallion is better." Alice scoffed.

"Your Nyan-Cat is stupid." Ace sneered.

"Your Yoda wasn't the greatest painting in the world—"

" N." Julius deadpanned, emitting dark, evil aura while he's at it. Alice and Ace shut up and swallowed, Pierce was hiding under his table.

~.X.~

Eventually, the four of them (excluding Julius) put aside their tables and worked on their class' banner together. Alice was best at drawing, so she drew the unicorn's sketch. Pierce mixed the colors while Boris and Ace painted with their fingers.

"U-U-Um..." Alice looked up as she heard Pierce stuttering to her. "Y-Y-Your unicorn...l-l-looks good..." Pierce shyly praised, fiddling with his fingers.

Alice sighed and pouted as she doodled on her hand with her fingers. "I still want to name the class 'Nyan-Cat'..." she muttered.

Boris laughed and pointed at Alice with his index finger. "You can't have everything!"

Some paint dropped on Alice's and Pierce's faces from Boris' fingers. They groaned and tried to brush them off. Alice then watched Pierce whining in fear.

"What if it gets to my eyes, Boris!? Why if I get blind!?" he whined.

"Oh shut up, Pierce, you're not gonna die..." Boris rolled his eyes.

Alice suddenly took Pierce's right arm. "Hold still, I'm gonna draw a Nyan-Cat on your arm."

"Wah! No! What if the toxic is absorbed into my skin...and I died!?" Pierce started to hyperventilate.

Alice pursed her lips and ignored the boy as she did. Pierce was whimpering in the process, but as she finished the rainbow tail of Nyan-Cat, he looked happy and impressed. Alice grinned.

"It's not gonna poison you. It's just waterpaint, it'll be gone because of sweat." Alice shrugged. Upon hearing this, Pierce frowned at his 'tattoo'.

"Boris, put on your shirt." The girl suddenly pointed out.

"No way." Boris shook his head stubbornly. "Now that you're here, you should be glad I'm not taking off my pants too!"

Alice hummed. "You're the one who should be glad, though. Since you were the one who cried yesterday—"

"Sh-Shut up! A-And forget everything about yesterday!" Boris was blushing madly as he reluctantly put on his shirt. Alice puffed her cheeks. Well, actually, she wanted to paint him with rainbows...

"Einstein! Come here! Banana!" Alice called as she waved a banana. The monkey—who was busy eating toothpaste—shrieked and came, snatching the banana as he did.

"Turn there! I'm gonna paint you with rainbows~" Alice hummed and started to paint the monkey's fur with colors.

Julius heard this and rolled his eyes, he returned to his book again. He couldn't believe a girl would make everything more chaotic than ever. The wallflower glared once more at the girl. Couldn't she take the hint!? Unicorn, Alice, UNICORN! You're supposed to paint the rainbows to the unicorn! Not the freakin' monkey!

...Wait, why the heck his mind was getting worked up? Maybe he just...couldn't stand it if the girl was being dense to his genius idea...

"One day, I will catch many things with my net." Alice told the other kids. "And Nyan-Cat will be my special collection."

"Huh." Ace stopped painting. "What have you caught so far?"

"Nothing."

"..." everyone deadpanned at her, unimpressed. Alice seemed smug about it.

"Amazing, right? No one can possibly catch 'nothing' like me!" she scoffed. "Can you see 'nothing'? Can you touch it? Well you can't. But I can! Because I've caught it!"

Julius raised his eyes from the book, and nodded in impress. Well, she's smart at her words'play.

Pierce, Boris and Ace seemed too much impressed. "Wow...that's...amazing!" Boris gasped.

"So s-s-s-scary..." Pierce stuttered.

"Amazing! All hail Alice the Hunter of Nothingness!" Ace declared, and the three started to gesture hailing act to the girl, whose head seemed to get bigger.

Julius twitched. Maybe...the others were too stupid.

"Aaack! Eeep! Ooo!" Einstein suddenly shrieked and rolled across their painting. The three were dumbstruck again in instant as the monkey's rainbow-colored fur brushed their hard-worked unicorn-painting.

...

...

"Oh, now I get what you mean, Julius." Alice pointed out suddenly and started to squish random waterpaint to their banner.

"Alice, what the hell!?" Boris whined.

"You ruined it again!" Ace grimaced.

"A-A-Alice has gone insane! Traitor! Traitor!" Pierce started to cry.

"No, I'm just making a Rainbow-Puking Unicorn like what's Julius trying to tell us." Alice bluntly explained while brushing the colors on their flag. The three gasped and 'ooohh'-ed as the colors started to glimmer at the colorful flag.

"Julius is a genius." Boris cooed. "Hey, that rhymed!"

"All hail Julius the Megamind!" Ace announced, and the four started to hail to the wallflower across the room.

Julius was too embarrassed to shut them up.

~.X.~

"Wow, good job, kids..." Mr. Gowland's eyes glimmered at the colorful banner. "...Why puking, though..." he laughed nervously. "Whatever it is, great job for working it together! I'm so proud, kids, I've never seen you working together before! Is it because the new girl?" he smiled to the only girl in the class.

Alice shook her head. "No, it's because Julius is scary."

...

"Yes, because he is scary." The other three nodded agreeingly.

"What..." Julius twitched.

"Now, because the banner is a Rainbow-Puking Unicorn, this class' name is Rainbow-Puking Unicorn Class!" Alice quickly changed the topic cheerfully, unaware of the death glare coming from a certain wallflower.

"All hail Rainbow-Puking Unicorn Class!" Ace announced, and he, Boris, Pierce and Alice started to hail in the middle of the classroom. Alice stopped and then turned at Julius, who angrily looked away from her.

She skipped to him curiously. Julius stiffened as he realized this, and offensively said; "What?"

"Thank you so much." She suddenly bowed as low as she could, shocking the nerd. "Because of you, today I stopped fighting with Ace and Boris. And, I'm very proud to be a member of Rainbow-Puking Unicorn class."

"You have my gratitude. I shall call you...Lord Julius of the Wisdom Land." She hailed dramatically, making Julius twitch in disbelief. "Oh, how I shall ever repay you..."

...Mistake.

"My first time, but I did it. Becoming a peacekeeper, suggesting an idea, even giving hints..." Julius was already using his calculator again, while Alice froze in shock. "Also the tip for making you friends with the other three, it's practically priceless." He sighed and then put down his calculator as he pushed his glasses, then frowned at the girl.

"I'm sorry, but I must inform you that...you owe me forever, Alice." He crossed his arms, looking truthfully sorry to say that.

Alice rolled her eyes and shook her head. "What the hell is that? I'll just be your friend forever, and that's fair enough." She shrugged and walk away.

Julius twitched as he blushed, but then quickly said; "You still owe me one dollar."

Alice grinned at him and gave a mock-salute. "And fifty cent, since I'll probably pay it tomorrow. But nope! We're friends now, so I don't owe you anything!" she laughed.

"Really?" Pierce chirped in. "Friends don't owe anything to each other?"

"Wow, amazing!" Boris quickly glared at Julius, then gave him his best smile. "Julius~ Let's be friends—"

"NO." Julius left the class in instant. Boris whined and started to follow him.

"Aliiice!" Alice was startled when Ace suddenly gave him a bone-crushing hug from behind, and swooped her off the floor. "It's fun today! See you tomorrow!" he laughed and put her down before running off.

She almost jumped when Pierce poked her shoulder. "U-U-Um...bye-bye, Alice. B-Be careful o-on your w-way home...a-and...be-becareful wh-when y-you're c-crossing the...st-street...and...w-watch the r-road...and d-don't t-talk to st-st-stranger...a-and—"

Alice clamped Pierce's mouth. "I got it~ My house is just two blocks away from here! You becareful too, Pierce!"

Pierce blushed and nodded before running off to chase Boris, stumbling as he did.

"Did you have fun, Alice?" Mr. Gowland asked as he locked the class while Einstein jumped to her back.

Alice grabbed her net and Einstein's hand, humming. "Not my average 5th grade class..."

"But I'm definitely coming tomorrow, again." She smiled and waved to the teacher. "Bye!"

It's weird. Is it so weird? I dunno. It just feels weird when I dedicated a chapter. Is it creepy? Oh look! Goosebumps! Brrr~