Walking a little further down the path the next tubby the terminator came across was Dipsy. He had been admiring his new hat when he noticed the stranger walking towards him. "Eh-Oh" came the standard teletubby greeting.

"Would you like to play a game with me?"

"Sure" the terminator replied. "This game is called 'Tell me everything I need to know'". He then put one hand on Dipsy's neck and one hand on his hip and lifted Dipsy high over his head. With Dipsy looking toward the sky and his back facing the ground the terminator brought him down with great force so his back connected with a raised knee. Dipsy's vertebrae had completely snapped in half and paralysed him. He lay in the ground in pure agony.

"Now" the terminator began "lets play. Do you use children as a source of energy in your world"

Dipsy was in so much pain and was so frightened that there was no way he could speak.

No response. These teletubbies were tough, it was time for more pain. The terminator raised his foot and lightly stomped on Dipsy's head. He stomped lightly so not to kill him but it was still enough to bury his nose deep into his face, break his teeth loose from their sockets so they went down his throat and smash his jaw to pieces. Blood gargled from his mouth.

"Answer my question"

The terminator really didn't understand that nobody could talk in this condition. It was time for termination. The terminator raised his foot once more and shifted it above Dipsy's neck. When he stomped there was no holding back this time.

In the tubby home Laa-Laa and Po were waiting for the guys to come back. Po was inside preparing some tubby toast for everybody and Laa-Laa was just outside to pick some flowers. Laa-Laa was the next to greet the stranger outside the tubby house.

"Eh-Oh. Would you like to come inside for something to eat? We're having some lovely tubby toast!"

The terminator had had enough of asking questions. From here on in he was going to keep it simple. The terminator put his left hand on Laa-Laa's shoulder and the other hand through her ribcage until he got a good grip of her heart. Yanking the heart out of her chest he held her upright and dangled her heart in front of her eyes. The gaping hole in her chest was oozing blood but the terminator wasn't finished yet. Going a little lower than last time he punched into her stomach, grabbed her intestines and pulled again. As he pulled out her intestines the new hole was letting kidneys, blood and bone fall to the grass but that's not what he was focusing on. He wrapped a length of intestine around her neck and tied the other end to a nearby pole that was attached to the tubby house. Hanging by her own intestines and with two giant holes in her body with anything and everything pouring from it the terminator thought that was enough. Onto the tubby house.

Inside Po had just finished spreading tubby custard on the last slice of tubby toast when a stranger walked in. The stranger walked over, examined her and the entire room. "Eh-Oh" said Po.

"Would you like some tubby toast? It's fresh out of our tubby toaster!"

The terminator picked up the slice that had been offered to him and looked at Po.

"No. You can have it."

Keeping the toast in his hand the terminator rammed his hand through Po's mouth and went as far down his throat as his arm would allow. Every major organ had been destroyed along the way. When the terminator had reached the end he let go of the tubby toast and brought his hand out of Po's lifeless body. Her corpse fell to the ground, surrounded by a pool of her own blood.

"I hope you enjoyed it"

The terminator's job was to put a stop to the teletubby threat and send a message to other teletubbies that may be out there not to mess with humans. With Tinky Winky's head and leg broken into many pieces, Dipsy having his head practically severed from his body, Laa-Laa hanging by her intestines and Po lying in a pool of her own blood they can comfortably say that message has been sent. The terminator wasn't coming back to the human world however, his job was to stay there and make sure the situation stayed stable.

And thus completed one of humanity's finest moments as they put a stop to the teletubby threat!

The End