My my parents and grandparents are right handed, but my siblings and I are left.

"Okay, so say our names." Malo commanded.

"Malo, Talo, Jaggle, Pergie, Beth, Sera, Hanch, Uli, Rusl, and Colin." I pointed to each of the characters in turn.

"And who's our mayor?" Sera asked me.

"Bo."

"And his daughter?" Jaggle asked.

"Ilia." I responded.

"Who keeps the goats?" Beth asked.

I looked down, thinking of his name. "Fado." I responded, looking back to her.

"Who are you staying with?" Rusl asked.

"Link." I responded. "And we're going back to Castle Town tomorrow, right?" I asked, looking over to Colin's father, who nodded.

"Yes. You have an amazing memory!" Pergie exclaimed.

Or I know this game way too well. I thought, rubbing the back of my neck. "Thanks." I muttered with a weak smile.

I looked over to Bo's house, where Ilia was watching Link come back from gathering the goats. Dumb bitch thinks she can take Epona. She called to her father and walked along Link's side, then shouted at both of them, blah blah blah. I rolled my eyes and said goodbye to everyone, before walking to the spring.

A few minutes after being alone, Ilia came storming into the spring, though she jumped when she saw me. "Sorry." She muttered, leading the horse away from me.

"You're Ilia, right?" I asked, standing up from the sand.

She only nodded.

"It's a pretty name. I wish I had it." I smiled weakly to the snob, and she stiffened a while. "Did you get in a fight?" I asked, and when she nodded, I walked around Epona and smiled brighter. "Don't worry about it. Fights happen all the time. In fact, I used to get in a fight with my mother all the time." She looked at me in a surprised way.

"Did you make up?" She asked.

I shook my head. "She's gone before I could. But then again, she never really liked me." I shrugged. "It's no big deal, I don't need a family in order to be happy." I grinned before realizing that I was acting more like my normal self. "Who'd you get in a fight with?" I asked, keeping my cool contained.

"This boy I like." Ilia shrugged.

"Lemme guess. Link?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

Her face burned with embarrassment. "How do you know?" She asked.

"Easy." I snorted. "He's the oldest kid here. The others are like, what, ten?" I smiled. "Here comes Colin…" I muttered, hearing his quick and tiny footsteps. Link probably gave Talo his sword, and we're about to get attacked by the goblin creatures.

"Ilia!" Colin called, running up to us, though I was already ignoring them, looking to the crawling hole and waiting for Link.

And when he did, I was looking back to the children, amazed how I had the chance to hear what they said, and I missed it.

"I had no idea…" Ilia muttered. "I hadn't heard the details about Talo's capture… But Colin…"

Colin looked down as Link walked over to us, which made Ilia try to walk to Epona, but the horse shook it's head and snorted on me. Great.

"So you still prefer your master over me, huh, Epona?" She asked sadly, which made me roll my eyes.

"Don't worry about your horse, Link." Why would he? She looked up at Link, then looked back down. "Fortunately, it looks like the injury isn't too serious. You two can go on together. But, Link…" She closed her eyes and bowed her head a little. "Can you at least promise me this?" She looked back over at Epona.

They should be here any moment…

"No matter what happens on your journey, don't try to do anything…" She was looking at him again. "Out of your league. Please." She turned her body to face him. "Just come home safely." She smiled.

I always hated that part. Too cheesy.

Link smiled and nodded in return, and my controller would be shaking right about now.

I heard the thumps of the Bulbo's feet, and then the Bublins came rushing in, making Epona rear. I noticed that in the game she just disappeared, but then I saw her run away. The three kids ran, and I ran off, sliding into the crawling hole, watching all of this happen. Sure, I feel bad that I couldn't do anything, but then that would mess the whole game up. And I wouldn't know what to do. I hate not knowing what to do.

First, the bublins knocked Colin out and pulled him onto the Bulbo, then shot Ilia, then Link tried to go to her and ended up getting knocked out, then they ran off. Any Zelda geek would know what happens, why should I explain it in full detail?

The King looked around, not noticing Link who was lying on the ground. He blew on his horn and summoned a Twilight portal, then chuckled and left.

When I knew they were gone, I ran over to Link's side and shook his shoulders. "Link! Link!" I shouted, and his eyes snapped open and he lunged at me, though I lifted my knees and got him in the stomach. "Don't try anything, boy!" I shouted, getting to my feet and backing away.

"Why didn't you do anything?" He shouted at me, which made me wince. I've never really seen Link mad in the games, except for when the King Bublin taunted him with Colin.

"Why didn't I do anything? Because I couldn't do anything! Do you see any weapons on me?" I patted my chest and pockets, and then held my hands out by my side. "No! I don't know magic, either!" I shouted back. "And what did you do?"

"I tried to save Ilia and Colin!" He snapped.

" And the perfect way to save them is by getting knocked out, of course!" I put my middle finger and my ring man to my forehead sarcastically. "How could I not know that already?" He had a hint of hurt in his eyes, and I could understand why. I took a deep breath to calm myself down, then we looked at each other for a while. "Look, we both know that shouting at each other isn't going to help. So why don't we try and get them back?" I asked, and he raised an eyebrow.

"Do you know where they are?" He asked.

"No." I replied, crossing my arms. "But giving up isn't going to help, either." I blinked. "Come on." I walked towards the bridge, not waiting for a reply. And when I reached the bridge, I heard water splash and quick footsteps before Link was beside me. "How do you know what to do?" He asked me.

Because you're really a video game that I've played many, many times. I thought. "Just trust me."

"Trust you, of course. I met you only a few hours ago, how can I trust—"

I turned on my heel and glared at him. "Trust. Me." I said through clenched teeth. "You haven't been outside of these woods, and I have. You don't know anything about what's beyond those—" He was starring at the wall of Twilight in horror. "gates…" I squeaked. I never knew how scary the Wall of Twilight really was, until I saw it in real life. The yellow marks were pulsing in an intimidating way, and it never ended.

And the hand that grabbed us, it was scarier than anything I've seen. I mean, a big, black/yellow hand coming out of a wall and grabbing you? You'd scream, too. Even after watching Link be dragged into it many times, it still scared me to see it myself.

And when we were in the Wall of Twilight, it felt like a boulder was on my chest. It hurt to breathe, and the only thing I could to was close my eyes and wish to be out on the other side.

The Shadow Beasts weren't as scary, but that's because I had a dream with one of them in it, so I was expecting it to be worse. I tugged on it's hands, Link already free. The bright light from his Triforce piece blinded me, but when I opened my eyes again, I was on the ground as well, watching Link change form. My body felt so weak, and I could barely open my eyes to watch. His screams hurt my ears and my heart, since I couldn't help him in any way. I looked to the bushes to see Midna's bright orange hair before I couldn't keep my eyes anymore, and the Shadow Beasts dragged us away.