Ezra yelped, and out his feet upon the leather couch. Aria laughed at him, and he pointed to the floor. A spider was crawling around by the coffee table, and spiders scare the living daylights out of Ezra. Aria looked at the spider, and screamed. She jumped onto her boyfriend, who was almost shaking.

"Kill it." Ezra said, curling up into a ball. Aria giggled at him, and jumped onto the coffee table. "What are you doing?"

"Getting a spatula to kill it." Aria said, jumping onto the leather chair. She screamed, as her feet hit the floor, and she ran to the utensils drawer. She got out a spatula, and jumped into Ezra's awaiting arms. She handed it to him.

"W-Why did you give it to me?" He screeched, and she hit him with the spatula on the shoulder.

"Cause you're the guy. The guys are supposed to kill the spiders."

"Yeah, and guys aren't supposed to be scared of them either." Aria chuckled.

"Okay, I'll kill it. But, I can't believe you're making the girl kill the spider." Ezra gently kissed her lips.

"Good luck." He joked, and they both chuckled.

"You're making it sound like I'm going on a mission."

"You practically are. You're killing a spider, Aria. Doesn't that freak you out?"

"I'm not going to kill it."

"Then what are you going to do with it." Ezra asked, in a ball.

"Don't worry scaredy pants, I'm only gonna put it on the balcony."

"Shut up! I'm not a scaredy pants just because I don't like spiders. Everyone's got a secret fear." Aria rolled her eyes, and located the spider. She put the spatula on the floor, and let the spider climb onto it. She picked it up, and sat next to Ezra. "You said you were going to put it out on the balcony."

"I decided I'll have some fun with it." Aria teased, moving closer to Ezra every word. He got up off of the couch, and hid behind the chair. "Oh relax babe. I'll put it outside." Aria chuckled at her boyfriend, walked over to the balcony landing, opened the door, and gently put the spider on the floor. "Argh." Aria said, and shut the door. Ezra got up, and wrapped his arms around his petite girlfriend.

"So, you now know my secret fear, which no one knows about. What is your secret fear?" Ezra asked, resting his forehead against hers.

"Thun…" She started.

"No. I already know you're terrified of thunder storms, so it doesn't count."

"Ugh. Fine. I'm absolutely terrified of sharks. I have such a paranoid fear of them that I don't go into the water when I'm on holiday because I think they'll come and swim next to me and eat me."

"You know when we go on a holiday I'm throwing you into an ocean."

"You're not, because I'll actually kill you."

"I am, but I'm going to stay by your side, and make sure you don't get eaten by a shark."

"You're not making me wanting to go in the water with you anymore. Your basically saying that there are sharks in the ocean and that they will be circling around me, and you're not promising that it won't bite me you're just promising it won't eat me." Ezra chuckled at her.

"Well, if we go into the ocean, I'll protect you from the sharks."

"And I'll protect you from big bad spiders." Aria teased.

"Shut up."

…

"Have a good weekend, guys." Ezra called out to his class, and they all scurried to leave the room, especially Hanna, Emily and Spencer having an All Time Low concert to go too. Aria, however, stayed behind, wanting to have a chat with her favourite English teacher.

"You know there's a spider on your shoulder." Aria said, and Ezra attacked his own shoulder, until he heard her giggling. It was one of his favourite sounds. The other being her voice.

"You know there's a shark right behind you, and it's going to eat you." Ezra replied, leaning against his desk, smiling. She turned to look behind her, and he chuckle. "You're not even in the water, and you're terrified there's a shark behind you."

"What did I tell you? I'm terrified." He chuckled at her. "Just to let you know I'm staying over at Spencer's tonight after the concert."

"That's fine, but I think I need a kiss to last me all night." Aria shook her head, and was about to grab her boyfriend by the waist, but the door opened and Mrs Welch walked in. Ezra rolled his eyes, and Aria fought to keep in a giggle.

"Oh, hi Aria." Mrs Welch said, probably hoping to see Ezra.

"Hi Mrs Welch how can I help?" Ezra asked, annoyed at her, but covering her well.

"I was giving you the poem book back." She handed him the book, and scurried out the classroom.

"Biggest cockblock ever." Ezra groaned, and Aria laughed. She looked out the windows, and doors, and gave him a chaste kiss. He kissed back, but she pulled away. "Aria."

"We don't want to get caught." Aria said, poking him in the chest.

"But, with you, it'll be worth it."

"Not when you've got twenty years."

"I'm sure that'll be fine, when you're out there, running up to me when I get out." Aria shook her head. "You still coming over to mine tomorrow?"

"Of course, Saturdays our day, just you and me remember." Aria said, with a wink, and heading towards the classroom door.

"I hope it intends to stay like that Miss Montgomery."

"Oh it will." Aria said, her hand on the door handle. "Good bye Mr. Fitz."

"Good bye Miss Montgomery."

…

"Why the hell are you two smiling?" Spencer asked her boyfriend and her other best friend, as they emerged from the bathroom. The two boys chuckled. It was after the All Time Low concert, and for the finale they had confetti canons which burst confetti into the air. Caleb stuffed it into Hanna's handbag, and in result she stuffed it in his pants.

"You know the confetti Hanna stuffed down my pants." Caleb said, wrapping his arm around his girlfriend.

"Yeah." Emily replied, curious.

"Let's just say the man next to Caleb was very surprised." Toby said, chuckling. The girls all laughed.

…

"Just to let you know there's confetti on your bathroom floor." Caleb said, laughing. He'd just changed into pyjamas, - or what consisted of chequered pyjamas bottoms - and lots of confetti flew out of his trousers. They all laughed, and he lied down next to his girlfriend by the big red thing. Emily and Aria were sharing Spencer's bed, and Toby and Spencer were on the floor.

"I ain't cleaning that up." Spencer said, and they all laughed.

…

"You guys are still my alibis, right?" Aria asked on Saturday morning.

"Yes, and we have been since Hanna got ran over." Spencer replied, throwing a cushion at her best friend.

"What was that for?"

"For being stupid."

"You shouldn't have said that with Caleb in the room." Emily said, and Caleb chuckled.

"Yeah, you really shouldn't of." Caleb said, smiling.

"Aww, crap. What's gonna happen?" Aria moaned.

"Oh, I think you know."

"Just happy you ain't in my English class." They chuckled at her.

"What, so I don't ask for an extra-curricular English problem." They chuckled at him.

"If you did, she'd probably kill you." Hanna said.

"Oh, but it'll be fun." Caleb said.

"Not for Aria." Toby said, and they chuckled.

"Anyways, Aria Montgomery dating an English teacher. But, I'm confused, what if Hackett finds out about you."

"Oh, he didn't for six months" Aria said.

"What if, his kid says something?" Toby said.

"Or Hanna does?" Caleb said.

"You ask for extra homework."

"Or you have a tutoring session."

"You're just naming scenarios in your head now, aren't you?" Aria said.

…

"Ezra. Just to make sure Caleb's not joining the English class is he?" Aria said, letting herself into the apartment, and saw Ezra sleeping on the bed. She rolled her eyes, and walked over to his bed. "Ezra?" She whispered, then jumped on him.

"Oh my god. If that's Aria, I hope a shark kills you." Ezra groaned, and Aria chuckled.

"Well, aren't you a lovely boyfriend in the morning."

"I've told you, I'll be more charming when I wake up." Ezra sat up, and stretched his arm. "What time is it?"

"Twelve. Why were you still asleep, you're usually awake by this time?" Ezra chuckled, and shook his head.

"Hardy came over, let's just say it was an unexpected visit, and I've got a bit of a headache." Aria shook her head, laughing. "How was the concert?"

"Really good. Hanna stuffed confetti down Caleb's pants, and the man next to him in the bathroom was very surprised." Ezra chuckled, and kissed his girlfriend gently on the lips. "Do you want some aspirin?"

"Please."