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"Thanks, Kimmy!" I said, jumping out of the car when she parked beside my house. I turned around and grinned at her, holding the door with my left hand. "See you later."

"Bye." She smiled back at me and I closed the car door, I waved as she drove away.

Phew. It's good to be home.

I yawned and stretched my arms out, man I could do with some sleep, it seems the nap in French wasn't quite enough. I wiped my eyes and trudged up the concrete stairs to the door. Why the hell would the put stairs here? The ground is completely flat. Maybe they just made the house higher off the ground. Meh, whatever.

I turned the doorknob, and frowned. It was locked. I knocked and banged on the door a few times, but here was still no response from inside. Mum was supposed to be home, it was a Wednesday, and she came home early on Wednesdays.

Crap. I didn't bring my key because work would finish early.

Double crap.

I'm cold, I'm tired, I just went through an awkward visit with Kim's friends, and I'm locked out. That's just bloody great.

I groaned out loud and lifted my head to the sky.

"What do you want from me?" I cried to the heavy grey clouds.

I walked around the side of the house in search of an open window, but as I went past the kitchen I caught sight of a note on the dining table. I pressed my face against the window and tried to tilt it so I could see what it said.

Hey Honey!

I am taking a short visit to one my friends in Florida who just had a baby, I will be away for a few days. I know how much you like having the house to yourself, so now you are in luck. Just make sure you go to school, sweetie, I will see you soon!

Love,

Mom.

I banged my head against the window. How am I supposed to have the house to myself if I can't even get in the house? Life is so unfair. Maybe I should try and break in. Nah, Sue probably put in a security system, that would be fun to explain to the police that this was actually my house that I had smashed the window. Ha, fun.

Suddenly, a howl of a wolf echoed throughout the forest behind me. I froze in horror. Could this day get any worse? I ripped out my mobile from my bag and dialled Kim's number, which she had given me in the car ride back.

I silently prayed she had made it back to her house, and wasn't in the car still, because knowing that she'd never risk answering it. I kept glancing back towards the woods as I waited for her to pick up.

"Hello?"

"Kimmy." I breathed in relief. "I am so glad to hear your voice."

"Shelly? Is there something wrong?" I smiled at the worry in her voice.

"Hey, this may be a bit sudden." I chewed my lip nervously. "But could I come stay at your place for a few days? My idiot of a Mother locked me out and decided to go on a holiday for a few days."

"Umm... I'd love for you to come over... but umm..."

"Hey, no. Don't feel any pressure in having me over, it's cool."

"No, it's not that. It's just I'm sleeping over at someone else's for three nights, if it were any other week, it would be fine. But you could come too!"

Aha, no. But it's not like I have any other places to stay. I hate you, Mom.

"Okay then, who is it?"

"Emily's."

HELL TO THE NO.

I'd rather sleep in a cardboard box.

"Nuh-uh, Kim. No way. No way in hell." I shook my head thoroughly, even though she wouldn't see it anyway. Another loud howl rippled through the trees and I widened my eyes in shock. "OKAY, okay I'll come! But the only reason is because I don't want to get eaten alive by rabid wolves."

I scowled when I heard Kim's high pitched laugh through the phone.

"I doubt that very much, but I'll come and get you anyways. Try not to die while you are waiting for me."

"HEY-" I started, but stopped short when I heard the sound of beeping on the other end. "You'll pay for hanging up on me." I mumbled into my phone, and then pocketed it. I turned to face the forest and watched every twitch of grass and flying of leaves, if I see a flash of a moving animal, I'm smashing this window and commando rolling inside.

A twig snapped, and I stiffened. I jumped when I heard the growling of an engine and nearly fainted from relief when I recognised Kim's car. I sprinted towards it and wretched the door open, sticking my tongue out at Kim's amused face.

"Thanks," I muttered as I did up my seatbelt. "But don't expect me to be polite when we get there, I don't want them to think that I like them."

Kim just shook her head, still amused.

"I don't expect you to, besides, your facial expressions before showed that you thought that everyone was weird. And I understand completely." Kim said, and I noticed the double meaning that was evident in her voice. I wonder...

"Hey, can I borrow some clothes or something while I'm there?" I asked, turning my body in her direction.

"Of course, this is going to be so much fun!" Kim grinned and I just stared at her blankly.

"Yeah. Fun."

"Come on, lighten up."

I glared at her, and then grinned slyly. "Is Jared going to be there?"

"Y-Yes. Why?" Kim blushed at the suggestion in my voice, keeping her eyes on the road. I recognised the dirt path as we drove along it.

"So, where are you sleeping tonight?"

"Michelle!"

"What? It's an innocent question, not my fault you have a dirty mind."

Kim's face was scarlet and she was having a hard time concentrating on the road. Man I am having fun.

"Jared isn't staying the night." Kim muttered, embarrassed.

"Like that's going to stop him from sneaking into your room at night." I grinned, and she spluttered, revealing the fact that this happened often. Her blush was so deep, her scalp was turning pink. "Okay, I'll shut up now."

"You do that." Kim muttered and leaned into the steering wheel to try and hide her face from me. "We're nearly there." She stated and I saw the familiar pretty house in the distance.

"Yay." I said sarcastically, and mentally prepared myself for what could happen over these next few days. Maybe Emily will make some more of her cookies! Score!

"Be positive, maybe you will even end up liking them." Kim pulled up in the driveway and gave me a small smile before she stepped out of the car.

"Whatever you say." I shrugged and started to get out of the car. "OW!" I cried as I bumped my head on the low roof. "Why did you get such a stupid car?" I rubbed the back of my head lightly.

Kim smiled apologetically. "It was cheap."

"No kidding." I mumbled, and followed Kim towards Emily's house. Kim knocked twice and then opened the door, I could hear a lot of voices coming from inside. Just great.

"Welcome back!" Emily grinned at me and gave me a quick hug before I could even get inside the door.

"Yaay." I said in a bored tone and pulled myself out of Emily's grasp.

"Just make yourself at home, again." Emily gestured into the house and I walked in nervously. Wait no, I don't get nervous. Cautiously, I was being cautious. Yeah. A few of the clones –I can't remember their names- looked up as I walked in, but just continued stuffing their mouth with food or watching the television.

Seriously, these people eat like animals.

Claire waved at me from where she was sitting taking to some guy, do these people ever wear shirts? Not that I'm complaining or anything.

I plopped down on the couch that was vacant and stared at the T.V, I wasn't really watching it. Another body dropped down onto the couch with me, and I turned to see who it was. Urgh. Paul. I kept my face blank and faced back towards the television.

I can feel his body temperature from here, and I was very aware that he was not wearing a shirt. The close proximity was starting to make my hands go a bit claggy and my face to heat up a bit. It did not help that he was staring very intently at my face.

I twitched in annoyance.

Ten minutes later he was facing the T.V but fifty per cent of the time he was staring at me, it was starting to make me feel self conscious. And I never feel self conscious.

"Could you stop that, please?" I hissed at him through my teeth, still staring at the T.V.

"Stop what?" He asked, and I could feel the vibrations of his deep voice through the couch.

"Staring at me." I replied. Do not think about his six pack. Do not think about his six pack.

"I wasn't staring at you." He said, and I turned to him. Holy, he is way closer than I thought he was. Personal space bubble dude, didn't they teach you that in pre-school?

"Yes, you were." I frowned at him and stared up into his dark brown eyes, trying to look confident. And I mean I had to look up, he is like, freaking huge.

"No, I wasn't."

"I saw you."

"How did you know if I was staring at you?" He smirked and raised his eyebrows suggestively. "Unless you were staring at me?"

"I was not." I retorted and crossed my arms over my chest.

"Then how would you know?"

"I saw you doing it out of the corner of my eye."

"So you were staring at me staring at you out of the corner of your eye?" He grinned triumphantly at me, I just scowled back. He is trying to confuse me. Nuh-uh bitch, I don't roll that way.

"Is that even possible?" I scrunched up my nose at him. "Hey, you just admitted that you were staring at me!" I raised my voice a bit and realised that Seth and Embry were laughing at our exchange, everyone else had disappeared and those two were left eating all the food.

"But how would you know that if you weren't staring at me?"

"What?" I tilted my head, totally confused with where this conversation was going.

"What?"

"Urgh! You're so annoying!" I got up from the couch and stormed off... somewhere... it doesn't really work to storm off if you have no idea where you are going. So I just decided to just walk down a hallway. I could hear Leah arguing with someone behind a bend in the wall. I stopped a little way down to listen to them, just in case this wasn't a part of the house I was allowed to be in. I am not eavesdropping. Nope, not at all.

"Jake, I'm sick of it. I am not coming back down to the filthy leaches house just so you can play peek-a-boo and read Shakespeare with a demon child."

"Come on Leah, you only went once." 'Jake' pleaded. I leaned into the wall and listened on; this must be some kind of code conversation. "And she likes you; she wants to see you again."

"Does it look like I care if she likes me or not? She's a demon spawn, I would rather it if she didn't like me." Leah's voice was laced with venom as she spat out the words. "The house stinks and I can't take the lovey-dovey looks between Leech A and Leech B, it's so disgusting I could hurl."

"Leah, come on."

"Jacob, you practically worship the ground she walks on. Oh wait, you carry her everywhere anyways."

"Leah-"

"She like, owns you and she's only a year old. You seriously need to get a life."

This is officially the strangest conversation I have ever overheard. I am so leaving now. I tip-toed away from Leah and this Jake or Jacob guy and headed back into the lounge room, thankfully Paul had disappeared.

"Seth?" I walked up to the tanned kid sitting on the counter in the kitchen and eyed the food he was still eating. "What's the time?"

"Uh, vears a cwock over dere." He answered with food in his mouth, pointing in the direction of the loungeroom. I cringed when he spat out a piece of something that looked like bacon onto my jeans. Gross.

"Er, thanks." I flicked the piece of food and checked the clock. 5.45 pm. Great. That means I have to have dinner here with the girls plus all of the weird clones. Why do they hang out here again? I can guess why Seth does, there looks to be an unlimited amount of food here. The main question is, how is he not obese yet? Seth seemed pretty nice, besides the time where he was at my front door with a paedophile smile. That scared the shit out of me.

I wandered over to Seth and sat on the counter chair next to him.

"How can you eat so much?" I leaned my elbow onto the bench and let my hair fall to one side of my face.

"I'm hungry." Seth said in between mouthfuls. Yeah, I'll say.

"But you've been sitting there, stuffing your mouth with food for the last half hour. How are you not mega fat yet?" I raised my eyebrow at him.

Seth just shrugged.

"I burn it off by exercising."

"Playing video games? I'm pretty sure that's not exercise."

"I've got to work these finger muscles, you know?" Seth joked, flexing his hand. I smiled at him and reached over to grab some of his food.

"Cheese sticks? Seriously?" I waved the cheese stick in his face, and he titled his head away from me.

"What? I like cheese."

"So, how's life?" Said a voice right next to my ear, I muffled a scream whipped my head around. "Oww... you just hit me in the face with your hair. Wait! Don't kick me again!"

"Do not sneak up on people like that!" I glared at Embry who had jumped out of his seat."Haven't you learned from last time?"

"It's a habit. Can I have some food, Seth?" Without waiting for an answer, Embry grabbed a handful of cheese sticks, carrot sticks, cucumber sticks and bacon (what a weird combo) and shovelled them all into his mouth.

"Leaving now." I muttered and held in my gag reflex. Where was Kim? And Claire? And Emily? I wondered whilst I snuck away from the food eating competition, I'm pretty sure that Emily wouldn't like them eating all of her food. And I've noticed that if there is something that Emily doesn't like, Sam doesn't like it either, and I would not want to get on that guy's bad side. Dude's probably freaking ninja scary when he's mad.

Okay then, if they are all going to run away and leave me to talk to people I've only met twice; I will leave them and go for a walk. It should be safe around here, I mean come on! How many times do the clones go in the forest? Uh wait, there are wolves in there... yeah I've changed my mind...

I'll go for a walk down the beach instead! I mean like, what could possibly go wrong?

Ah, crap. I just jinxed myself.

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