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Two: The Disguise Pen Series: Part Two

"He's not answering his phone…probably running around fields pretending to be a sheep with New Zealand."

France rolled his eyes.

"What? It's true; both Wales and New Zealand have a huge thing for sheep. It's actually quite strange."

Right at that moment who should walk in in pink, fluffy pyjamas but one of England's siblings, and he sighed because he just didn't want to see her at that moment in time.

"Well gays," She called, swooping down to give France a kiss, who was sitting at the table and then marched over to the kettle and switched it on. Upon noticing the small, diamanté pen in his hands, Northern Ireland raised her eyebrows in speculation.

"What's that?" She asked, gazing inquisitively at the small object.

"It's a disguise pen apparently, and it makes you transform into anything you want to be but we think it's broken."

Northern Ireland's eyes lit up and bounced over to England.

"Class! I actually remember Wales saying he had one but he would never give it to me; so he gave it to you? Well jell, bai.' She faltered, 'But why do you think it's broken?'

"Because we tried to turn me into, er, something and it didn't work." England said nervously. She'll have a field day if I tell her what I wanted to disguise myself as!

Northern Ireland grabbed the pen and announced,

"Well, let's just try it with me, just to see!" She threw her hand into the air, "Disguise Pen! Turn me into a sexy French maid!"

The room filled with smoke and once it cleared England and France's jaws dropped.

Northern Ireland looked down at herself and squealed.

"This is amazeballs! Look at me!"

They were looking. There was the typical pinafore with a pink pocket at the front and the bottom of the skirt was puffed out. Her legs were adorned with fish-net tights and her feet with small black heels. She had a pink and black bonnet in her newly curled hair and looked exactly like she thought she would.

"Ha-ha! At least I won't have to buy a Halloween costume ever again!"

England closed his mouth and frowned.

"That doesn't make any sense. I only tried using it five minutes before you!"

Northern Ireland pondered and then cried, "Well, how about you tell me what you tried to transform into and then I'll try and see if it works. If it does then you try again, if not then you wait until Wales is free so he can fix it."

England narrowed his eyes on his sister.

"You just want to use the pen again don't you?"

Northern Ireland laughed.

"You have me pegged, bro! So, come on, tell me. What was it you wanted to be transformed into?"

England could feel his face getting warm as he heard France snigger beside him.

"Um, well, don't ask questions, I only wanted to do this to piss him off so…I wanted to be America's object of desire."

Northern Ireland looked at him for a moment and then simply shrugged.

"I get it; you were going to change into the very thing he wanted most and then, what? Reject him? Good idea England; a little harsh but I like it."

England only nodded while France was still chortling. Northern Ireland shook her body out before throwing her hand into the air again.

"Okay, here it goes! Disguise Pen, turn me into America's object of desire!"

England and France coughed and sputtered as the smoke cleared and just before it did, Northern Ireland let out a blood-curdling scream. The smoke cleared and the other two nations froze.

"ENGLAND! WHY THE FUCK DO I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE YOU?!"

WOOOO! Cliff-hanger! I hope you liked. Cheers, LucyMoon1992 x