Hey guys! Guess what? I sent Cartman a letter that said he was Jewish. Should have seen his face. The stamp looked so real and everything!
This next question is from xStylennybutmanx, what the fuck is with your username. Stylenny asks,
I have some questions for Kylleeeeee:
Kyle, I do like you a lot, but I also like cartman, stan and Kenny too. I like everyone ;)
OK here are some questions for ya Kyle;
1) Please don't lie to me, Do you have a crush on Stan? I know you both are super best friends, but Stan doesn't spend his time with his girlfriend Wendy - he has always spent his time with you instead of Wendy, but why is that? I know you are not a gay, alright so don't worry. But Stan might be a gay ...? I am not mean I swear. I just asked you this question that's all.
2) Why is your mum overprotective?
3) Why did you try to save Cartman from drowning (From MeanBearPig Episode) even though you hated (hate) him so much?
I hope you are not offended by this - sorry Kyle :(!
I also hope you would hack into ** facebook account and ruin his life :)
Bye for now! xxx
No I don't have a damn crush on Stan! How the fuck am I supposed to know whether Stan's gay or not? Yeah we hang out a lot, but that's what friends do. I guess Stan doesn't hang out with Wendy much because she is a bitch. Hold on, let me ask.
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Stan says, "She breaks up with me every other week." Well, there's your answer! Wendy is indeed a bitch!
My mom is overprotective because she loves me. Mothers love their kids, known fact. Sometimes it gets in the fucking way, but it's nice to know someone is out there for you.
I saved Cartman from drowning because when he dies, I want it to be because of me. Not because of some god damn accident!
Finally, you know what? I will hack his account. So many of you want it. Fat ass is getting hacked tonight!
Kyle will hack you if you don't send questions through private message.