Disclaimer: I do now own.
Here's the next chapter, one this time since I need to get to bed and someone reminded me that I had this one saved in to my computer! By the way, it's kind of a double chapter, read and you'll see why:
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Dear Lily,
I've gotten your letter from above and here is the translation of that for you:
'Dear Lily,
You have no idea who I am, but don't worry, most people don't either. Hopefully you understand what I'm saying and if you don't, I'm sure you can find someone to translate for you.
My name is Boa, I'm the Boa Constrictor your son set free! I'd like to say Thank you since I can't find him and say thank you to him. That was nice of him, even if I don't think he really meant to set me free; it's the thought that counts!
If you ever get the chance to speak with him, let him know that Brazil is nice and yes, I have been here now.
Thank you, Lily, for having the kid. Even if I don't like them, I'll have to thank those disgusting people you call relatives (the fat pig with a wig, the walrus with a mustache, and the giraffe with a horse face) that brought him.
Boa the Boa Constrictor'
Now kindly do not ask me to be a translator again as I do not like you and you do not like me. I don't care if I'm the only Parsletongue you can talk to right now, find another one or find a snake that speaks English and ask it to explain!
By the way, how long has your son been a Parsletongue? I'm the only direct heir to Salazar Slytherin! I shall have to add this on my reasons to kill your son:
Reason 355: he speaks Parsletongue, that's MY thing!
Lord Voldemort
There's the end of the chapter, how'd you guys like it?