Disclaimer: Don't Own.
Not particularly happy with this one, but eh, it'll do:
Dear Lily,
Your son is a weirdo sometimes. I mean, he skipped out on breakfast because he was nervous over a game, how pathetic is that?
Oh yeah, your son fought a troll and became friends with Hermione Granger, the muggle-born he and Ron Weasley didn't seem to like being friends with. He hurt the troll, by the way. Or at least his friend did, but that's Potter's fault for them rescuing her.
Also, the dog didn't bite off Severus' leg, just thought I should let you know he lived.
So yeah, thanks for ruining my plans.
Professor Quirrell
Fun Fact: Originally the first part of this story was written by Ron Weasley (the first sentence) and then I thought he was rather hypocritical about being nervous seeing as he is too.
Fun Fact 2: It was next supposed to be by James Potter, but it didn't fit with the rest of it and I doubt he'd call his son pathetic.
Thanks for the reviews, make me smile