Miraina's eye twitched in annoyance of the view.
"can anyone for the Mavis sake tell me what the hell happened there?"
"overload fairy tail MiraJane would have taken care by now."
Laxus answered to the slightly annoyed brunette.
the guild had almost all members on the floor passed out,some on a human hill some lonely scattered in a corner,like Bixlow for example.
"should we try to clean?"
Miraina narrowed her eyes debating Lucy's suggestion.
"the tables yes,the humans just let's throw them into a human pile."
Lucy widened her eyes at the rather harsh suggestion but then Laxus looked slightly confused at the guild surroundings.
"speaking of are the tables?"
Lucy and Miraina looked at each other then around a bored manner Aleksander began.
"if my great common sense is not mistaken..."
the three looked at Aleksander who pointed his index finger up and looked at the ceiling with a satisfied smile.
"...which it is not are glued on the ceiling."
the three rather confused raised their brows and followed his comically dropped her jaw and Miraina with Laxus face palmed themselves.
"how they got there?"
Aleksander shrugged his shoulders at Lucy's question.
"still a do you happen to know the answer?"
Miraina cleared her throat placing her hands on her hips staring at the ceiling.
"Sherlock it's because of the throwing contest."
Aleksander nodded patting Miraina's head.
"case solved Paul Williams."
Lucy and Laxus raised their brows in total confusion.
"what the hell was that?"
Laxus whispered to Lucy who the said blond shrugged her shoulders confused as well.
" could use some help here,from Aquarius for example.I will use my wind to place the drunken in one pile,while you Aleky use your fire to melt that glue or whatever is we can get Virgo to place everything in the grand finale Aquarius washes this place with the help of my water in an unison finally Laxus you wash the dishes."
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"WWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTT!?"
Laxus yelled making the brunette's long hair comically wave as if on a wind the girl started to rub her ear.
"shush.I have sensitive ears."
Aleksander and Lucy tried to hold their laughter from coming out,limiting them to giggles and chuckles.
"are you telling me to wash the dishes?what is he doing?"
Laxus pointed to Aleksander who bursted in a laughter unable to hold it any longer.
"assisting ."
the brunette dead panned making the raven haired man stop his laughter.
"WHAT?!"
Miraina groaned rubbing her forehead.
"you two are whining like damsel in distress,what's so bad in washing few million of dishes?"
at that point Lucy burst into a laughter holding her stomach resulting a glare. from the two.
"what are you two doing huh?"
Laxus asked Miraina who still had the all knowing expression,but inside she was dying from laughter.
"we are ladies our hands are gentle plus we do the hardest you two."
the two males widened their eyes in disbelief,was she serious?they thought.
"yes i am really serious."
Laxus cursed under his breath,Aleksander just sighed.
" your butts get to reach Christmas with you two."
Aleksander did as his love ordered,Laxus stared at the brunette who was moving the drunken Fairy Tail members into a big human pile,returning back to the duo.
"what the hell you are still standing here?"
Miraina glared at the older blond mage her glare having a hint of amusement.
"standing?"
"go stand near the sink?"
"the view is boring?"
"why?waterfall with bubbles,good training for your hands."
Laxus raised an eyebrow at her last comment.
"why do i have to listen to your orders?"
Miraina did a little posing to make her comment more with effect.
"because i am sexy and i know it."
Miraina straightened her back and cleared her throat.
"go do has to be thrown away."
"No."
"bottles sorting?"
"No."
"beds in infirmary?"
"NO!"
"burn in hell?"
"no."
"strip for Lucy?"
"maybe..."
Laxus earned a smack on the back of his head making the brunette crack a smile.
" just like the other one."
"I AM NOT PERVERT!"
Aleksander shouted from the bar.
"sure Sherlock and i am Luigi."
Miraina sighed throwing her arms up in frustration.
"send a damn lightning at those idiots to wake them up."
"fine."
"FINALLY HE'S DOING SOMETHING!"
Aleksander shouted from the bar,Laxus raised an eyebrow before sending a lightning bolt to the human drunk some curse and some groan.
after a while the human pile people woke up and left to their homes,leaving the 4 at the guild,MiraJane nowhere to be found.
" done."
Aleksander said while resting his head on the bar stool,Laxus and Lucy sat near to each other while Miraina was writing something incoherent in Laxus point.
"one more thing honey and you are out to rest,please?"
Miraina sweetly asked the Raven haired man who stood up straight looking at the ceiling.
"right away!"
he jumped over the bar stool making his way to the middle of the guild.
"Lucy mind giving me your keys?"
Miraina asked the younger blond woman.
"huh sure."
Lucy handed Miraina her celestial spirit keys,Miraina took out the keys and started searching.
"snowman dog,sleeping cross,crazy singer,wrong time clock,playboy,businessman with horns,sexy shy sheep,annoying duo,pervert,hairstylist,horseman,oh there you are maid."
Laxus and Lucy raised their eyebrows at the nicknames Miraina gave to the spirits.
"I open thee the gate of the maid-Virgo!"
instead of the pink haired maid came the Lion spirit.
"your prince had came to-"
He trailed off as he seen the one who had the key.
" is Virgo?"
"I thought Lucy summoned me not you."
he turned his head to Lucy side for a moment then back to Miraina.
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"WHAT IS MY PRINCESS DOING WITH...WITH...THAT?"
Loke pointed his index finger at Lucy who was sitting in Laxus lap sipping a strawberry shake.
"above when exactly she's your princess?"
Laxus asked raising an eyebrow glaring at the twelve zodiac spirit leader.
"deja vu."
Miraina whispered to herself.
"BUT LUCY YOU ARE MY ONLY LOVE!"
Loke yelled comically kneeling in front of Lucy.
" like me this go get Virgo better and don't annoy me in the morning."
Loke had comically depressing lines over his head mumbling something among the lines of "worlds are cruel with me and my sexiness."making the brunette finally burst out appeared behind the brunette with her expressionless face.
"punishment hime?"
Miraina sweat dropped at Virgo's habit of asking for punishment.
" the place please."
Virgo bowed and in few minutes the whole place was almost like normal.
"anything else hime?"
" you Virgo."
Virgo disappeared with a 'poof',Miraina took out another key,turning her head to the two blond.
"hold her tightly Laxus...she-devil comes up."
Laxus raised an eyebrow but nonetheless tightened his grip around her waist.
"I open the gate of the water bearer-Aquarius!"
Lucy raised an eyebrow when Miraina swung the key in was no water around how she wanted to summon Aquarius?
"STUPID DON'T SUMMON ME WHEN I AM BUSY!"
"no shit Sherlock,life sucks to much to be on our liking."
Aquarius,much to Lucy horror was standing on her pair of legs with a confused eyes instantly traveled to Lucy who was sitting in Laxus lap.
"is hell freezing over Namikaze?"
Miraina raised an eyebrow confused.
"no?don't you ask?"
Aquarius laughed maniacally pointing her index finger at the two.
"Lucy having a boyfriend?I am getting married soon then."
Miraina face palmed tired with spirits and Lucy having a boyfriend.
"let's do an unison raid and we can call this a day for you."
Miraina outstretched her hand,which Aquarius took started coming out from the two,soaking the whole guild except the three courtesy of Miraina holding the control of water that Aquarius intently wanted to soak guild sparkled with the cleaning that had been done by the four mages.
finally after sending Aquarius to the spirit world Miraina took her tea to drink.
"though Jane sure takes alot."
Miraina said with the matter-of-factly a raised brow the three.
"you know where is MiraJane-san?"
Miraina hummed in response,sipping a little of her tea.
"on adventure land with some gentleman type of a guy."
Lucy gaped in shock,Aleksander was lost in his (dirty)thoughts,and Laxus blinked processing the information.
"gentleman type?you mean Freed?"
"I don't remember,probably."
as if on cue the doors opened revealing Gajeel and Levy.
Gale next HANGERS FTW! of replies next chapter because I am lazy right now.
bye till next time!