*tomato flies towards this author.*
ok lets get it straight,I won't do lame excuses on how bla bla yada yada,I have my are.
1)I didn't felt like.2)I have to much on my poor mind.3)and ultimately,I forgot,so go thank leoslady4ever,She remembered me about my stories like,read her stories,they totally worth it!.
here we go.
*sneeze*
Confused,the raven haired man looked at the brunette celestial brushed the bridge of her nose on Aleksanders chest before turning her head to a side.
"jeez,still like a child."
he whispered to a response there was a pout from Miraina.
"I still hear you,porno star."
She muttered tiredly,he chuckled realizing her nickname for him,or sort of.
"this is bad...i rose from pervert prince to sex god now i fall miserably as porno i really a pervert?"
She rose an eyebrow,clearly confused by his rather stupid question,and she seriously wondered how the hell he remembered how she called him over 400 years ago,that was long ago for dragon's sake!
"stupid question demands a stupid you shut the hell up I want to sleep."
he laughed only to be silenced by a she was frightening him sometimes.
Back to Laxus Apartment.
Once the morning hit the two got ready for the wonderful day.
Or perhaps chaotic.
Laxus on his usual atire and Lucy...
"Not over my dead body you're wearing that!"
He gestured at the mid-tight blue skirt and white spaghetti strap shirt that showed off her generous bust.
"What's wrong with it?"
Lucy asked only made the blond male face rose an confused brow.
"For Mavis sake!you're soon to be a married woman with a child!"
The confused charade of the Blond woman seemed not to be noticed until...Lucy smirked knowingly.
"Jealous?"
He blinked confused,Lucy made her way towards him,sitting on his lap,her legs on his sides,her form covered only by undergarments.
His arms warped around her naked loved the way she sat on his lap,even better when she is like that.
"Naughty in the morning,sweetheart?you know me,i can grant your wish fast..."
Laxus eyed her head to smirked but shook her head.
"why?sitting in your lap means i am up to something dirty?"
He reflected her smirk.
"Who knows what you're up to .how much i would love to play with you,i want to see gramps was literally flying in the guild when he heard that we're getting married."
Lucy clapped her palms together as realization hit her.
"oh that was Master?i thought it was Happy in a white robe and a stick!"
Laxus Nearly lost balance on his bed,He began laughing hysterically imagining a blue cat in his grandfather master clothes.
"Hah...Ha that was a good one!hah..."
Laxus added between his stood up and mused what to dress.
" should I wear?"
"Absolutely the only me!"
Lucy hung her mouth open in pure disbelief.
"Uh guess have to ask Miraina for something,or maybe Virgo."
Lucy went to where her clothes where and took out her out the Titanium key of the sarcastic one swung a poof of purple smoke appeared and Miraina comically landed face flooring,muttering a few string of curses in an unknown language before raising her head,glaring at nothing.
"That's so fail of your boss charade."
Laxus added chuckling,which earned him a snowball thrown at his confused Lucy from where did the snowball came from.
"Yes Lulu-Chan?"
Miraina said turning to Lucy,like nothing ever then the brunette realized Lucys 'atire'.
"Why the ancient Namikaze manor you're like this?…"
Miraina slammed her fist in her palm as comically images of Laxus and Lucy appeared over her head.
"I KNOW!..."
Miraina began to wave her hands in front of her,Laxus rose an eyebrow,as if already expecting what was yet to come.
"...You woke up home and...and..."
Lucy sat next to Laxus waiting for Miraina to comical image over Miraina head flashed a chibi Lucy sleeping in her pink bed.
"...And...Laxus came and kidnapped you!then...then..."
Then the images had a chibi gorilla with blond spiky hair took the little chibi Lucy and threw over his shoulder and began laughing like an evil the image of himself as a gorilla made him pop an angry vein.
"...then...then Lucy gave a Lucy kick and ran away but...but..."
The images flashed a chibi Lucy kicking gorilla Laxus in the groin and running away grinning in Laxus crossed his legs,Lucy giggled at that motion.
"...but...but then Laxus used his lightning and took Luce to his apartment where he began stripping her and then...then..."
The images flashed the chibi gorilla Laxus with a stick on his hand,appearing in front of chibi Lucy and appearing inside an apartment bedroom,where the gorilla Laxus began to ripe off Lucys clothes except of her undergarments.
"...then Luce took out the best key out and called me!which leads to..."
The images flashed a chibi version of Miraina in a Superman then the images abruptly popped was sweat dropping along with Lucy.
"Which leads to hell."
Laxus finished before the brunette began another long weird explanation.
"No,Mira.I wanted to ask for some not to make my fiancé jealous for nothing."
Lucy explained waving her hand up and faked a clear in her eyes.
"Dear,the only type of clothes that could not make the pervert beside you jealous is..."
Miraina cleared her throat as her left hand gestured the bed.
"Being naked under the way ."
Miraina made a wardrobe appear behind her.
"I only have old style of know corsets and such...but this dress would go good."
She Dragged out a red dress that reached pass knee.
"Would go good Mr. prim and proper?"
Miraina waved the dress in front of only nodded,ignoring the comment.
" the approval of Fiore Thunder King,you shall dress it Princess of all the stars."
She handed the dress and disappeared in swirls of wardrobe disappearing along with her.
Timeskippy.
So finally ariving to the guild,the two glanced at each other,Laxus sighed and mouthed "welcome to hell."
spotting the old Fairy Tail master sitting at the bar stool drinking some cocktail with lemon and a leaf of green menthol.
"the faster we do it,the swifter it ends...I think,I hope it won't take just as long as when I hit 15 years."
confused Lucy glanced at Laxus,her expression clearly screaming 'what happened at 15 years?',seeing that he responded.
"he began jumping on my head saying that I had grown up into a man for a whole week,even when I was sleeping..."
Lucy couldn't help but giggle imagining blond duo made their way to the old Master.
"Good evening Master."
"Yo gramps."
Makarov looked up from his glass.
"hello Lucy,Laxus is there something I can do for you too?"
Lucy poked Laxus arm,he sighed and spoke.
"Gramps' we want to tell you something..."
Makarov looked confused but signaled to continue,so Laxus spoke.
"Congratulations,you are going to be second time gramps."
Makarov blinked several times before looking down to his glass.
"Mira-Chan,what kind of leaf you put in my glass?"
MiraJane confused answered,not hearing or understanding Laxus earlier blond couple looked at each other confused by the reaction.
"Menthol,master."
"you sure it's not weed?"
"yes,I am, ?"
Makarov settled the glass down calmly and looked at the two with a calm expression.
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"HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH H!"
Laxus and Lucy jumped along with the rest of the guild.
Makarov jumped up and down,and jumped on the two engaged couple.
And awkwardly began to kiss Laxus head,but somehow it looked like sucking his head out.
to Laxus irritation a female laughter was heard,the all too familiar laughter of a certain celestial spirit brunette.
Miraina was sitting on the bar counter along with Aleksander standing near by,MiraJane gave Miraina a big cup of tea,which the latter gladly accepted.
"Maybe help a little?"
Laxus pointed at his half sucked head,Aleksander motioned his finger to wait.
"Hey,Miraina..."
Miraina hummed in response gulping the tea like no continued.
"Would be awesome if dad did the same to me if he ever found out that you're pregnant."
To Laxus amusement and assistance,Miraina spit out her tea like a jet directly to Makarov,sending him flying across the guild.
"great bro."
the two males bro fist looking at the choking brunette.
"THE DUCK YO?!"
"nothing,Laxus needed some help,it's our duty as spirits to help."
Aleksander stated as matter of factly,MiraJane went on her fangirl mode as she realized that Lucy is began to hug the life out of Lucy,squealing and saying something among the lines of 'blonde cute babies'.
"Help maybe?"
Lucy said trying to shoo MiraJane away,seeing that Aleksander suddenly only made Miraina raise a sharp pointed eyebrow.
Aleksander approached the squealing MiraJane and whispered something in her ear which resulted for Mirajane to change Lucy with Miraina.
"WHAT THE KAMI-SAMA?!ALEKSANDER I WILL KILL YOU!"
"Love,I am technically dead,so it won't work."
"damn and your smart mouth."
"the same mouth that you fell for,Princess"
"shut the fuck up before I send you to the underword..."
"Love,technically dad is the devil,so you would send me home..."
A lightning struck both Miraina and Aleksander,frying MiraJane in the process,everyone in the guild looked at Laxus.
"What?!they were annoying!"
Laxus defended himself,flames came out from the brunette celestial spirit.
"Dreyar..."
"what psycho?"
"idiot...I am not psycho...I...am...SUPER PSYCHO,NOW COME HERE YOU SMART THUNDER STORM FOR BRAIN!"
Aleksander rubbed his sore head and his eyes turned red from black,his eyes fixated on Miraina,when Miraina was one inch far from doing a round house kick,she comically fell unconscious.
"the hell was that?"
Aleksanders eyes turned back to black as Laxus stared amused at the brunette.
"Devils eyes,looks in ones soul,and sends unconscious after the said process."
Aleksander replied while picking up the unconscious brunette.
"I will be sending Mira to her place,I feel her chaos energy ready to torture me."
Aleksander bowed and disappeared.
Lucy and Laxus glanced at each other then shrugged,Makarov recovered and shouted to the whole guild.
"PARTY BRATS!"
The guild went in an uproar,Lucy was sitting on Laxus Lap,they began to kiss passionately making the girls squeal and guys howl.
Time skip,Celestial world.
After waking up,The Brunette groaned as a head ache hit her,she looked around and found out that she was in her room in celestial world.
feeling a weight on her waist,she looked beside her and found her lover,Aleksander sleeping peacefully.
A smile danced her lips as she seen him,how could she hate him?no one in his right mind would hate him.
He was the fun and charming man,taking care of her,as a servant of his queen,loving her as a mortal its goddess,and she was entirely grateful for that.
She was the woman that knew nothing of love,he came upon her and lead her through the road.
Miraina sighed and carefully slid from the bed,Aleksander shifted still went out of the room,her thoughts spoke in a lonely voice.
'The child that fate laughed at,raised high in to the sky,walking as a queen in the roads of kings,The Queen of Ethereal...huh,the queen in the roads of lion that took all the blows,to protect the weak maiden that death fears.'
She laughed at the last part,It was her mask that made people fear her.
The mask that only one man in the world could see,The man that could see through the fake smile,through the sharp strong brown eyes,through her deep ordering voice,the man that easily made the ice melt inside her.
Her train of thoughts stopped when she heard her name being called,she turned her head to find Aries panting and calling for her.
"Pinky?"
Aries huffed at the nickname but spoke nonetheless.
"Miraina-San,Spirit King calls for you,he said it's something serious."
"oh,the mastache-man?"
"it's mustache,Miraina-San,and please don't say it."
"say what pinky?"
Aries groaned and left,Miraina shrugged and headed for the spirit kings palace.
Once there,Miraina knocked at the door,The spirit King opened the gates through magic and Miraina entered.
"Greetings,Mastache-man King,what it is?"
An Apple was thrown at her,only to be caught by her quick reaction.
"thanks,apples are healthy!"
The spirit King groaned but spoke,his voice booming in the castle.
"Miraina,Your time came to an end here."
"What do you mean spirit King?"
"This era is not yours,you must go back,me and queen of time found a way to fix this problem."
Miraina gulped,fear struck her,cold chills ran down her spine,her voice shaking.
"What are you talking about?!"
"You see child..."
Spirit King went to his normal human size,standing in front of Miraina,who for the first time was at loss of moment.
"...Me and Lady heartfilia found the files of top 12 of Ethereal leadership,which is you Aleksander of the demons,Lucifer of the demons,Irina Malinavna,Anastasia Malinavna,Lilith and Ivy Of the demons,Akil Tsummibito,Lyra Hakuren,the Sairen duo Yorumi and Murony and Finally Killua this case,few of this 12 were special in a point."
Seeing no reply from the brunette he continued.
"Your file for the road of fate stopped at your age of 5."
"I am sorry,I do not understand."
"Do you remember anything that happened in that age?"
Miraina began to dug in her memories and remembered nothing,she shook her head no.
"I see.I will help then,when you were 5,you were road of destiny faded away,in other words,to the stars,you were road was erased and replaced with someone elses,for that human life to be prolonged."
Her heart began to hurt as one thought came to her mind,her eyes covered by her bangs,her voice low.
"Means Aleksander wasn't suppose to turn to me?"
"No child,He was suppose to turn to you,because naturally by the stars you two are soul mates."
it washed as a wave of relief,she released her breath,she didn't realized that she was even holding it,the spirit long spoke again.
"Aleksander came upon you with love intentions at your age of 19 if I am not wrong,exactly this bonding helped the curse lift,The curse is called 'the dark of the crystal moon' its a curse that digs one in misfortune,but the curse did not completely death then,wasn't was Caligertousas supposed death."
When the name Caligertousa was spelled,Mirainas body tensed in anger,the name of her second woman that our her through the lifetime torture.
Miraina was completely silent,Spirit King could understand her,anyone would,her whole life and little child happiness was erased by her own spoke once again.
"Caligertousa lived 253 years,You could have lived 100 years that doesn't matter all decided to open the gate of Eclipse for you to save yourself ,the timeline will be settled wrong,before you there is supposed to be more 3 generations,I'm sure that,How much Aleksander would love you,he wants children,as spirit you can't grant that wish."
"...I know..."
Her brown eyes shining with the gathered tears that threatened to the next words truly shocked her.
"...if you don't return to your timeline,Laxus and Lucy will die."
Instantly the brunette replied,not wanting someone else death.
"I will your majesty."
"tomorrow the gate will be opened,in the midnight,be sure that none of the Titan will know,I allow you only to speak with Lucy and Laxus about this,but avoid their death part."
Miraina bowed in respect and spoke softly.
"thank you,I am eternally grateful."
"go my young sagittarius child."
In the swirls of wind Miraina disappeared,heading to the human world.
Timeskip,human world,Fairy tail guild.
The two blond finally escaped the many questions coming from the fairy tail members,few sounded like.
"is he romantic?"(Levy)
"does he hurt you?"(Erza)
"What name the baby is going to have?"(MiraJane)
"Is his manhood long?"(Cana)
which earned a questioned looks from both girls and Laxus.
the guys sounded like...
"From where babies cone from?"(Natsu)
"is he a dragon slayer there too?"(Gajeel)
"is he a gentleman?"(Freed)
"Interested in a foursome?"(Bixlow)
...which earned the last one a trip to the death thunder lands,for moment.
sighing,Natsu kept bugging Lucy with his question,so the poor blond,having no choose but to explain.
"...Its like a tree Natsu...only works for the girl you love..."
Natsu imagined Lisanna as a tree as Lucy began her next step.
"When the girl allows you,and you begin to make love with her,the baby grows inside the girls belly."
"oh I start to get it,I think."
Natsu imagined the tree Lisanna with a Mini-tree growing in her belly.
"so after nine months the baby is born."
Natsu imagined Lisanna holding a pink leaves tree holding in her arms.
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"so Luce,you will be having a yellow sick tree to grow until it's out through your mouth?"
"IDIOT!"
the whole guild screamed falling comically on the floor,Laxus long ago face palmed.
the two blond felt helpless in the moment,a voice brought their heads towards the brunette celestial spirit.
"Seriously,Natsu,no one ever gave you the 'talk'?"
"I am talking everyday,sheesh you guys are stupid."
"actually,its the other way listen pinky."
"IT'S SALMON!"
" pink baby comes from a woman womb and goes out through the process comes from a man with enough brains to know how and what to Lisanna and she will be kind enough to... ash for brain?"
"I think..."
Miraina groaned and sat down on a chair near the blonds.
Laxus could see that something was out of book,something in Mirainas eyes caught his attention.
"Oh Miraina!How do you feel?"
Lucy chirped,glad to see the most crazy spirit back in form.
"been ,idiots go and do your monkey business,Cana go show Natsu kamaSutra or he will get it."
the fairy tail members went to party,Miraina turned her attention to the two.
"How are you Lucy?feeling fine?"
Both Lucy and Laxus could feel the change in brunettes aura,it was heavy before,now it seemed light,Both began to be worried for her change.
"uh,yes I am fine,what about you?"
"pretty much fine Laxus,how it is to Finally be close on becoming a father?"
"let the crap aside fish queen,what it is?"
"what makes you think that there's something wrong?"
Laxus sat up straight,his eyes sharp,anyone would have feared that gaze,but not the brunette.
"because you have that look."
"oh I have something."
"then spill it out."
Miraina hesitated,She knew,that her mistake was the core of everyones pain in the guild,and that was a big burden to her that no one not even Aleksander could lift.
"promise that you won't hit me."
"ok this is unexpected,bit fine I won't."
both Lucy and Laxus had questioning looks on their faces,sighing Miraina began.
"Guess this is the last day we see each other."
"WHAAAAAAAAT?!"
Lucy literally shouted,Laxus widened his eyes as he spoke.
"why?"
"Be serious 's not my time,here in my place should be another girl,far younger and smarter,maybe more annoying than me."
They both were confused,then Lucy spoke worried.
"what it is Miraina?what's happening?why you speak like that?"
Miraina chuckled,for once she decided to tell the pure truth.
"Lucy,spirit King found me a way to return to my time,to fix my you won't remember me,maybe tomorrow you will be with your mother."
the last sentence shocked Lucy to the no end,Laxus could see tiredness in the brunettes eyes.
"what does mother has to do with this?!"
"you see,your mother died because of was me who used the gate of heavens to transport every single dragon in the world of spirits it was me who drained your mother magical power,if I will be in my time,if I fix my mistake,Layla will be here,as well as Roxelana."
Lucy had tears in her eyes,Laxus comforted the blond,glaring at the brunette.
"who the hell is Roxelana?"
"Roxelana was and is your mother,She died when she gave birth to you,your father killed her in sacrifice for Zeref."
"How do you know that?!"
"Because everything that has a relevance to Zeref,has a relevance to me,your mother was celestial mage,I was her spirit,I had failed my task spirit you have to obey both masters was also my master just as you are now because of Lucy."
Silence hit the three,Miraina looked down in shame of her mistakes,her own tears dripping,she abruptly stood up and hastily said.
"I am sorry I shouldn't have said that."
" .now."
Laxus voice growled at did as he said hiding her face away,her bangs shadowing her eyes.
"you are thinking of others more than of yourself,have you ever thought of your own good?"
Laxus growling voice spoke,an arm still warped around Lucy,soothing her back,Lucy long ago stopped crying hearing about Laxus mother too.
"no,not when lives at stake."
"you say it that it will be better,but do you want it?for once do you want something?"
"Yes.I want it.I had my life stolen twice,I want to live it as I was supposed down the history,erase the pain that was selfishly created by me,and let the lives live on as they supposed to."
Laxus nodded,Lucy went to Miraina and pulled her to an embrace,the brunette gladly returned.
"we we'll remember you!"
"haha,Lucy that's not possible,I won't be existing in your time."
they laughed and Miraina returned to the spirit world,inside her room was wide awake and impatient Raven haired male.
"Namikaze!not fair to leave me alone!"
She chuckled and crawled next to him,he captured her lips in a passionate kiss,leaning to her ear and whispering huskily.
"not fair to make me wait,maybe I want to ravish you whole right now,and you walk around,God knows where."
"impatient are we?"
"hungry baby,very hungry."
"sounds like your up to something hot..."
his hand went under her shirt as he chuckled darkly,before speaking.
"I am up to something real nasty"
he began attacking her neck biting and sucking.
time skip.
as midnight hit the next day,she headed towards the castle of the spirit King,where Layla Heartfilia and spirit King were waiting.
"the time has come."
Miraina whispered as she looked at the eclipse gate,hope that everything changes for the best.
author emo corner.
God how many replies...
Ruka-Yuuya: I bet too lol.
Mirajane S and Erza S: indeed I find it quite of cute,people that are mostly silent have something to say.
XxShyxx: demands the cuteness trophy!
MisakiDreyarTheSilentDemon: pregnant Lucy-Erza then...pregnant Erza-apocalypse?
Zakarum: sometimes me too lol.
Bot022: it's my evil witchery!UAHAHAHAHA!
Svetocha: I won't say how amazing I am at English and duck,but yes the missing words are getting on my nerves and if I get a pc or a Tablet my top one priority will be editing this I get my own brain fried while I eat.
Amiinyan:(6) my typical talent,crap at start pawnage later.(9) mmhmm.(14) my favorite story character,I am going all fan girl when I write my novel with him and Mira.(16) who wouldn't,life and fate technically laughed at her. (19) my profession is trolling in the free 's there lol.(22) I am writing your favorite story O_O?(24) seems I am good with the humor.
Psyka: I wanted badly a cake when I was writing that.