I don't know how frequently this will be updated like many people I'm supposed to be working on something else at the moment and I have trouble keeping to the point, typical case of "collect underwear, ?, profit" can't skip straight to the magic book but don't want to rabble on either oh well back to story. Also I haven't seen Total drama All stars yet so I don't know how the whole robot suit Drama Machine/ Alejandro works, so I'm taking the easy way out.

Chapter 2

"WELCOME BACK TO AREA 51!" Chris shouted through a mega speaker, from behind the metal barbed wire fence that surround the secret military compound. The rest of the cast were standing a good hundred or so meters back because it seems the army had turned of the lethal laser light show for Chris and Chef but did not offer them the same courtesy. They discovered this fact when Izzy ran ahead of the rest of the group and declared she could backflip while eating marshmallows and play the harmonica. After Izzy's brief shocking experience she said that she had found a new way to roast marshmallows which is not a fun as she thought and she would try her feat again when she actually had a harmonica.

"YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE IS TO GET INTO THE COMPOUND ALIVE GOT IT?"

"Or we could just get back onto the plane like sane people" grumbled Heather

"AND IF YOU PLAN ON GOING BACK TO THE PLANE, NOW MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO REMIND YOU OF YOUR CONTACTS AND ANYONE NOT WILLING TO PARTICIPATE WILL SPEND THE NEXT FLIGHT IN THE CARGO HOLD TRYING TO PREP ZEKE FOR HIS NEXT AUTOGRAPH SIGNING"

The contestants visibly cringed, somehow or another Zeke had managed to build a bit more of a fan base this season and as such the audience demanded that for "most" of the casts appearances he would join them. The task of actually getting him out of the plane was particularly nasty and thus given to the interns. It involved finding, catching, making some attempts at personal hygiene and preventing the escape of the once home schooled home boy. They had left him in the hold this time because they were not sure if the army would give him back once they had their hands on him. Nobody wanted to spend their next flight stuck in the cargo hold with him.

The current seating arrangements in the plan altered to Chris's mood but mostly it was first come, first serve. Or more accurately first come, first fist fly, first serve. You got into first class if you were willing to fight for it, literally. Sometimes pride comes before the fall and you really had to wonder if first class was really worth it. Can all the home made chocolate cookies you can eat take the bitter taste out of your mouth when you see your ex and that boyfriend kisser snogging in the corner. Or can all the nourishing cucumber facials in the world ever heal the ache knowing that the girl you fell in love with but chose money over love is sitting so close you could almost reach out and stroke her hair.

Alejandro sighed as he looked away from Heather as Chris's words brought him back to reality. The Hawaii final had been painful (physically not emotionally, emotionally it have been excruciating) but he had made a quick recovery, after all if it had been real lava neither he or Zeke would be here. For the most part had been spending these reunion specials half in the Drama Machine half out, but slowly spending more and more time just as himself. Sure he had several bruises and burns to show for it but according to Chris their were the haters and the fan girls then a large majority of hater fan girls who despised how he treated the others loved to look at him.

"AFTER YOU GET AROUND THE FENCE YOU WILL BE SPLIT INTO DIFFERENT TEAMS SOME WILL BE SINGING FOR THE TROUPS SOME WILL BE DOING FURTHER CHALLENGES FOR THE SHOW"

"Wait does that mean that only some of us get to compete for the money?!" cried Heather

"Can we choose if we do something extremely painful or the challenge?" asked Duncan

"Who picks the teams, I wanna be with Cody, I wanna be with Cody, I must be with my husband!" shrieked Sierra

"ALL QUESTIONS MAY OR MAY NOT BE ANSWERED WHEN YOU GET OVER HERE, NOW MOVE IT"

Nobody moved. Some of the contestants looked nervously at Izzy who still smelled like a campfire.

"What we need is somebody to act as a diversion or decoy, run out there get the laser to fire at them and let the rest of us make a break for it" said Leshawna "and as the person who thought of that I don't I have to do it"

" I nominate Gwen" said Courtney sending daggers in her direction "or Duncan"

"We should send the fastest so they can outrun the lasers, Tyler your good at sports you do it"

"No way man I barely survived last time I was here, what if I'm captured like Owen."

"Oh man was that scary getting probed by aliens"

"… you do know the difference between probing and a bad make over right big guy?" Noah asked "Cody ask Sierra to do it. She would follow the to honor and obey and till death do you part of your phony marriage and besides I don't think the mother ship would fire on one of their own"

"PHONEY MARRIAGE WHY I OUGHTA, I will have you know our marriage is one built on love and compassion that will last throughout the ages"

"or at least until the restraining order comes into effect or they beam you aboard one of the spacecraft's kept in that building "

"Why you" growled Sierra glaring at Noah "have a pretty sharp tongue for someone who wares false teeth!" She didn't know what the short teens problem was with her but he always seemed to get under her skin and she'd seen him trying to talk to her precious Cody a few times on the plane too.

"Its too bad none of my mad skills include avoiding lasers" sighed Harold getting back to the problem at hand. Sierra smirked.

"As a Total Drama super fan, I happened to know that Noah has mad skills at dodging lasers, he did so in Paris and on the Aftermath show, he could lead and we can follow safely behind him" she finished triumphantly

"What, no no no, no way" he started to protest when suddenly -

"MOVE IT" shouted Eva pushing him forward having lost her patient with all the standing around.

Noah's yells could be heard across the desert as he moved swiftly to avoid the lasers safely leading the others into the Area 51 compound, with Owen and Izzy pulling up the rear where she was telling him after her alien probing her hair had turned blue and she had to eat 50kgs of carrots to turn it back.

"Wow Izzy that must have taken like 5hours to do"