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Chapter 3
"Congratulations on making it safely back into the compound" announced Chris
"Your welcome" muttered a slightly charred Noah
"Okay singers; team one : DJ, Harold, Courtney, Katie and Sadie, Justin and team two: Eva, Leshawna, Cody, Heather, Bridgette and Geoff, Trent you guys follow the menacing guy dressed in black armor out the back there behind the warehouses, there you will find Area 51 special black ops defence team. Apparently Area 51 had more troops than the shows producers previously thought and turns out that they're huge fans of the show. We had originally planned our stop over in Area 51 just to be a challenge special but as a last minute request by the colonel who's in charge of the laser light show you just witnessed and other very powerful items that can cause a very painful death, we have decided that we will do both a concert and an audience special episode"
The constants groaned.
"Singers you will also be building the stage/boxing ring required for your performances"
"Boxing ring? What on earth do you think we will be doing in this song, unless you're referring to Leshawna's ghetto rap star wannabe dance moves" said Heather
"Girl don't you be talking smack about my dance moves unless you want a repeat of what happened in Germany!"
"Okay enough! Or at least save it until your on stage" snapped Chris "This stage will have a dual purpose, 1, allow the two teams I just mentioned to entertain the troops and 2, be the arena where the rest of the you will duke it out with your weapons of choice from inside the warehouse. Which brings us to the challenge for today. Challengers team one: Tyler, Noah, Alejandro, Beth, Izzy and team two Duncan, Owen, Lindsay, Sierra, Gwen, you guys ha-"
"But Chris, my Codykins- it's not fair, Duncan and Gwen, Bridgette and Geoff-"
"Shut it Sierra, your lucky I even let you back on the plane after you blew it up the last time!"
"As I was saying challengers you have to go back into the warehouse and find another working alien artifact that will help you win a boxing match against a member of the opposite team later on or what ever I feel like. You can search individually or as a group, and you have one hour. If you don't come out again take heart that we will be telling your parents that your death was sudden and painless that occurred in a freak weather balloon accident. And just because I don't like getting interrupted team one gets a five minute head start, GO"
Inside the warehouse
"Okay lets think this through logically" Noah thought to himself "1, staywithin eyesight of the door at all times – check, 2, just pick up anything from one of these boxes whether it does anything or not, so Chris can't say I didn't compete in the challenge and therefore I don't need to stay any longer than necessary in this deathtrap– check"
"The only people I have to be really worried about in this boxing challenge are Duncan and Sierra, likely hood of extreme carnage from bad boy high, likewise with crazy freakazoid who tried to throw me out the plane when she caught me trying to share some of the sweets my mother packed with Cody. Risk of damage a possibility from Owen purely by accident, ditto from Lindsay. Best outcome – get matched against Gwen, scream like a girl and surrender. Augh like why do you hate me so"
Noah was standing just inside the doorway of the warehouse, the rest of the team had wondered further into its depths on their own. Beth to the left, Tyler and Alejandro to the right after giving Noah some dirty looks (Why Tyler had remained buddy buddy with that Spanish eel after he got him booted Noah had no idea) and Izzy, well Izzy said they were looking for alien items and aliens flew so they should look up duh and proceeded to clime the nearest tower of crates. So she could be anywhere in the rafters by now. Noah took some nervous steps forward down the corridor, looking at the items lying outside the boxes for anything useful. It wouldn't do for him to be right in the doorway when the other team came running in. Who knows if any of them would start the boxing challenge early if they found him.
"Most of these look too ancient to be of any use" thought Noah "that or there just junk stuff that conspiracy theorist would "discover" which miraculously turned out the be made of everyday items from your local service station"
"I guess the er interesting stuff must be in the boxes, but I really don't want to go looking for trouble befo- WHOA!"
Noah stopped just short of the giant hole in the middle of the floor. "What the heck is this and why doesn't the super teched out army fix it. Don't tell me they've blown the budget on mind fields and lasers" Walking carefully around the hole Noah peered inside, it looked like something heavy had smashed though the floor and down several floors. "I don't even want to know what could have caused that"
"Hey Noah, hey little buddy I'm coming," cried Owen running as he caught sight of his friend.
"Owen, no, no, no STOP look out for the hole!" shrieked Noah waving his arms in front of him desperately tying to warn the other teen. It was like an ant trying to stop a mini bus.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" THUD
"…" Noah couldn't see anything and that white T-shirt would be the easiest to spot in the dark "Hey big guy shout if you can hear me"
Nothing. Noah crouched down on his knees and leaned into the hole
"Owen come on man say something"
Nothing.
"Oh look what I found, it's an entire crate of Total drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails!"
"Okay if that didn't cause a response he's probably serisouly injured, unconscious or both. Maybe even dead," thought the pessimistic teen "Well, its Chris's responsibility for him, and who knows what dangers are on the lower floors and its not like he could carrying out of here if he found him and and –"
"and he would come looking for you if you fell" Noah sighed sometimes he wished he could ignore that little voice inside his head that he needed to think of others not just himself anymore. He hoped there would be an elevator not stairs.
Meanwhile"Yikes don't eat me I promise I don't taste nice" cried Beth darting for cover behind some boxes.
"Don't worry Beth, its just me your super alien busting ninja, superwoman and etymologist
Izzy!"
"What's an etymologis?"
"I dunno, lets play catch with this ball I found"
"Um but that's a cube- whoa whoops" Beth made a dash for the cube as Izzy threw it but it bounced on the ground and several blue green creatures flew out
"Wh-what are they?" trembled Beth
"Hmm, I think the best thing to do here is to touch them"
A short time later"Have you found anything of use yet amigo?"
"No bro, I can't believe how much tin foil is in here"
"RUN" screamed Beth sprinting past the other two
"Why what's happening?"
"THOSE"
"ARRGH"
And shortly after that"What happened to Beth she was just in front of us?" yelled Tyler
"Forget her, Tyler look in front of you"
"Wha- WAHHHH"
"Tyler!" cried Alejandro leaning over the hole in the middle of the floor "Shout if you can hear me… come say something!"
Well, I'm sure he's alright he's taken worse damage before, and its not like I couldn't finish the challenge on my own and its really Chris's responsibility and, and …
"and he'd come looking for you if you fell"
Alejandro sighed. One of the girls screamed in the distance and there's no alien face huggers where ever Tyler's landed, oh I hope there aren't just stairs.
Some other part of the warehouse
"Last time I came here there were two Codys, last time I came here there were two Codys" changed Sierra, as if saying it enough times might make it happened again. "Hmm what's this?" It was a shiny elevator door, closed off and locked by a very expensive looking security system. "Well if I can break into Cody's school, doctors and dentist office this should take no time, I think I'll start at the basement and work up that way I'm sure I'll run into the Cody's hiding in here" Sierra smiled to herself as she set about cracking the security code. It didn't take long either.