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Fifty-Three: Sloth

England stared down at the man on his sofa, sprawled out; staring at the TV, not even looking up when he knew fine rightly that his companion was glowering at him.

"America." He barked, causing the younger nation to wince. He still didn't take his eyes off the television.

"Hm?"

"We have a world meeting in 10 minutes. Get up."

He didn't move.

"NOW."

"I don't wanna go…" America whined, finally shifting his gaze from the TV to England, "We don't do anything anyway. Germany just rants on and on about pointless things."

"Pointless things? America, were you even listening at the last G8 summit?"

England wouldn't actually be completely surprised if America hadn't listened at the G8 summit. His boss had decided to let Northern Ireland host it, much to her intense delight. Of course, she thought it would be the perfect opportunity to bring all eight nations out in Belfast for the night. Needless to say, many of the nations present were extremely hung-over the following day. America included.

"If I don't go, France and Germany will kill me. If you don't go, you'll just look like the uncaring, lazy arse you usually are."

England smirked. He knew that America didn't like being called names. Especially by England. He was the hero after all.

He immediately sat up.

"There are problems in Europe?"

England rolled his eyes. Note: never let him drink in Northern Ireland again. No point in wasting this opportunity though…

"Indeed, and I really need your help. France and Germany are so horrible to me at these meetings; they would never say anything if you were there!"

America jumped to his feet and grabbed England's hand, rushing out the door.

"Don't worry England; I'll protect you from the frog and that kraut! You leave it to me. I'll save everyone in Europe and then be the hero!"

England stifled his laughter as he and America got into his car.

And that's how to get a sloth up and at 'em…

I know it was short but I didn't want it to drag on with England constantly saying get up, get up. So anyway, hope you liked it. Review please! Cheers, LucyMoon1992 x