Dear Zane,
You wouldn't mind having me as your...girlfriend, would you?
It's just I think you're cute. You're not just cute though, you're fascinating, mysterious, and smart. I don't like you because you're a nindroid, but..you're much more than that... I feel that I can love you so much that I would turn against the world and break my own heart just to be with you, but then..there's that one question: Would you feel the same way?
I'm simply just asking you to be my..lover. Would you like to? You don't have to if you don't want to...
Sincerely, your biggest fan and (maybe) fantastic lover, Katie.
Dear Katie,
Love is the most extraordinary thing I've ever heard of! What time should our date start at?
Sincerely, your boyfriend Zane.