Chapter 4

I am sooooooooooo sorry this update is like a week late.

I went camping so i was gone for about 5 days and i got soaked in the rain, but it was fun!

Anyway, this chapter didn't seem to come out great so I would appreciate it if you review and help me make it better!

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Review please!

Flames are not appreciated!

Hidan: Get on with the damn story women!

Me: WHY YOU?!

Kimimaro: Nicki Trini does not own Naruto because if she did, Sasuke would have already been dead!

Nicki and Kimimaro walked into the guest room. It was large and roomy. The walls were black and the furniture red. The carpet under their feet was white and fluffy. Kimimaro was wearing his over size shirt. Kimimaro grabbed Nicki's hand and gently tugged on it. She looked down and green met blackish red eyes. "Mommy…" "Yes Kimimaro?" "I'm hungry…" Nicki smiled. "Let's unpack first and then we'll find the kitchen." Kimimaro nodded and grabbed the corners of his shirt, so he could walk. Nicki started to unpack her clothes. She put everything neatly in the dresser and closet. Kimimaro looked in her bag. He saw a black fan that had a metal handle. He picked it up and opened it. "Kimi- No!" Kimimaro jumped and dropped the fan. Nicki quickly scooped him up before the fan even hit the floor. "Are you okay? Did you touch the ends or cut yourself?" Nicki didn't realize that half the Akatsuki members stood at her door. They came running when they heard her yell. Nicki was checking him over. "I'm fine mommy. Can I see the fan please?" Nicki looked at Kimimaro. "Fine. But no touching! Do you understand?" "Yes mommy." "Ah the little bastard nearly got hurt with a fucking fan? Like seriously?" Hidan said, revealing the Akatsuki standing right there. Nicki glared so hard at Hidan, Itachi swore that she was going to set him on fire or freeze him. Probably the former. "It's a fighting fan. The ends are daggers and are lined with a poison that is deadly if it seeps through the pores, let alone get cut by it." Kimimaro was now sitting on the bed. "He needs a shirt…do we need to go shopping for him?" Kisame asked. "Yeah, but for now I'll put him in one of my shirts," Nicki said as Kimimaro played with his hands. Suddenly there was a rumble underneath their feet. "What the hell-un." A medium size snake, about 4 feet appeared from the floor. It had a black star on its forehead. "Sutāhebi," Nicki said as she pulled one of her shirts over Kimimaro's head. Kimimaro watched the snake with fascination as it slithered over to Nicki. It slipped up her leg and then around her torso and finally her arm. "Whatttt happen tooo thee targettt?" The snake asked. "Age reverser justu." Kimimaro reached for Sutāhebi. She wrapped her head around his arm and kept her tail around Nicki's. "Howwww longggg beforeee theee justuuu cannn beee reverssse?" "I don't know. Tell Leader-sama that I will start trying to find a cure and I will begin training him." "Yessss Nicki-sama." Kimimaro pet her head. "The boy issss cute thoughhh," Sutāhebi said. Nicki smiled as Kimimaro kept petting Sutāhebi. "Good-bye Nicki-sama. Good-bye Kimimaro-kun." "Good-bye Sutāhebi." Sutāhebi slithered back off both bodies and back into the hole she came from. The floor seemed to go back in place, as if a snake never came through the floor. Kimimaro touched Nicki's face. "Why is there stars and moons on your face mommy?" "So I can keep in contact with my boss." Kimimaro nodded. "Come. Let's get you some food," Nicki said as Kimimaro climbed into her arms. "Can you take to the kitchen guys?" The Akatsuki moved and showed her to the kitchen.

~Kitchen~

Pein, Konan, Kakuzu and Zetsu were all in the kitchen when the rest of the Akatsuki, Nicki and Kimimaro trooped in. Konan squealed and rushed over to Nicki. "He's so cute!" Nicki laughed. The two women talked and fawned over Kimimaro.

"May I hold him?" Konan asked.

"I guess." Kimimaro stuck his hands out to her and Konan pulled him into her arms.

"Hey Kimimaro do you have a favorite food?" Nicki asked as she looked through the fridge.

"No, but I really like dango and ramen." "Oh look! Found some dango." Everyone stopped what they were doing.

Kisame was wondering if this was going to be Nicki's last day alive.

Deidara felt very bad for Nicki.

Kakuzu was going to castrate Itachi if he killed someone who could help him collect bounties.

Konan even stopped playing with Kimimaro.

Itachi looked at Nicki who held the plate of dango and even had one in her mouth.

"He can have some." Nicki smiled as she kissed Itachi's cheek. "Thank you~"

Konan put Kimimaro down who ran to Nicki for a stick of the dango.

The other males were all sending Itachi glares for getting a kiss from Nicki, even if it was just on the cheek.

"Hey are you guys and lady hungry?"

Nicki asked as she looked for the ramen.

"Yeah," Kisame said.

"Me too, un!"

"Tobi is a hungry good boy!"

"Me fucking too!" "Yes."

"I am hungry…"

"I want human flesh." Nicki turned and looked at Zetsu.

"How about beef then…"

"No. human." Nicki put her hand on her hip.

"No. Beef. You will eat beef or go and find a corpse to eat." Zetsu started to object. "No buts! Do you want the damn ramen or no?"

Hidan groaned only to be slapped by Kakuzu. "We'll have it," white Zetsu said, shyly. "Tell your black side to behave or I will hurt him," Nicki said.

She turned to make the ramen. Kimimaro squirmed around. Konan put him down. He looked around and looked at Nicki. She was using the stove so he wouldn't go over to her. He looked back at the men at the table. They all scared him except the one with bright orange hair and multi-piercings.

"Daddy!" They all looked up in shock. "Who is he calling-." "Daddy!" Nicki turned. They watched as Kimimaro ran to Pein and pulled at his shirt. Pein put the newspaper down. "Daddy…" Pein looked down and did something no one expected. He pulled Kimimaro into his lap and smiled.

They all stared except Nicki and Konan. Konan always knew Pein had a fatherly side. Nicki knew he was going to eventually call someone Daddy. She just didn't know whom. Kimimaro leaned against him and played with his hand. "Goodness sakes guys! Stop staring!" Nicki smiled at Kimimaro and Pein. Nicki turned back to the stove. Kimimaro was giggling as Pein bounced him on his lap. Nicki and Konan placed the bowls of ramen on the table. Kimimaro sat next to Pein and watched as Nicki placed his bowl in front of him. "Eat up," Nicki said as she kissed his cheek. Pein smiled and ate his ramen. "So when will you start training him Nicki," Pein asked. Nicki was sitting on the other side of Kimimaro. "Hopefully tomorrow, but for today, I need to buy him some clothes." Konan's eyes lit up. "Can I come with you? Please?" "Sure. Kimimaro would you like to come with me?" Kimimaro looked at his mom. "Can I stay with daddy?" Nicki smiled. "Sure. Konan come and change. We can't draw any attention to ourselves." "Hai, Nicki." The two stood and left.

~Room~

Nicki opened the closet and Konan gasped. "You didn't bring…" "I brought about 5 scrolls just filled with clothes." Konan nodded. Nicki looked through all the clothes. She pulled out a black summer dress and passed it to Konan. "Here…..and these shoes." Konan took them and put them on. Nicki grabbed a pair of black jeans and a black tank top. She put on an orange belt and scarf. She wore orange sneakers. Nicki brushed out her hair and then grabbed her wristlet, which held her money. "Come Konan." Konan and Nicki walked back to the kitchen. They talked quietly on the way there. "So what size do you think he wears?" "Maybe a size 7...or 6….we'll buy both." Konan laughed. When they reached the kitchen the boys turned around and stared. "Mommy!" Kimimaro ran to her and hugged her leg. "Hey baby, so I'm leaving now with Konan. Be good and behave. Don't let Daddy tell me you were running around and not listening. Understand me?" "Yes Mommy. Kiss!" Nicki smiled and kissed his cheek. "We shall be back and oh Kakuzu?" "Yes?" "I took about 50000¥." Nicki and Konan left as Kakuzu suffered a mini heart attack. That heart is now dead.

~Store~

Konan and Nicki looked through the kids clothes. "How about this?" The girls had already brought Kimimaro ninja clothes and gear. Konan held up a black jeans and blue tee that said "Without me there is just aweso." Nicki laughed. "That's cute!" The girls had about 2 baskets filled with regular, everyday clothes for Kimimaro and 3 bags with ninja attire. "He needs sneakers," Nicki said. Konan nodded as the two walked over to the kids shoe section.

"So Nicki…."

"Yes Konan?"

"Who do you like in the Akatsuki?"

Nicki stared at Konan.

"What?"

"I mean all of them are always talking about you when you aren't in the room. They're all pinning for your attention." Nicki picked up a shoe box and looked inside.

"I mean…I don't know….I really….AHHHH! Konan don't ask me that!"

Konan giggled. "Sorry!"

Nicki and Konan picked out other shoes and then went to pay for it.

~Hideout~

When Nicki and Konan walked through the door of the hideout they did not expect the site before them.

The Akatsuki members all lying on the floor around Kimimaro.

Books, toys and various ninja equipment also lying on the floor. Pein walked through the basement door.

"Hello ladies."

"What the hell happened here?" Nicki asked.

"Mommy!"

Kimimaro ran to her and hugged her waist. "Kimimaro started to play, then read and then was training with the Akatsuki members. He fought Kisame, Hidan,-."

"WHAT!? Are you out of your fucking mind! You let him fight Hidan!"

Konan was wondering if she was going to have to plan Pein's funeral.

Kimimaro let go of Nicki and ran to Konan. The other Akatsuki members were slowly regaining conscious. "What happened, un?" "Yeah, what the fuck-,"

Nicki grabbed Hidan by the collar. "You fought my son you bastard!" Kisame sat up.

"What the fuck did you do to him? Try that voodoo shit on him? If you did, Jashin better be able to help you cause when…."

"Nicki."

"You won't…."

"Nicki."

"Be immortal anymore!"

"Nicki!" Nicki whirled around.

Kisame would deny ever flinching when she whirled around. "Hidan didn't do his weird stuff on Kimimaro because Pein was there the entire time." Nicki still held Hidan by his collar. Itachi and Kakuzu felt the waves of murder slowly start to dwindle away.

Kisame removed Hidan from her grip and he hugged her.

"Its alright. Besides, we would've killed Hidan if he hurt Kimimaro."

Nicki smiled and hugged Kisame back.

She then turned to Kimimaro.

"Tomorrow you start your training."