Chapter 6
I am sooooooo sorry for being this late with my update! -bows-
I had major writers block and then i started a another story and
Hidan: Bitch we don't want to hear it.
Me: -cries- Zetsu!
Zetsu: Leave her alone Hidan or I'll eat you!
Hidan: Oh shit!
Kimimaro: Nikki Trini doesn't own Naruto or else the akatsuki would still be alive!
To say Nicki was a morning person would be a lie.
A BIG lie.
Nicki hated mornings. The sun was too bright and the birds too loud. Some would say it's because of her job. Nicki worked late nights and woke up too early the next day. Nicki loved her job but just not the hours, But anyway….
Nicki was having the best sleep ever when she heard the following:
Bang!
Boom!
TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!
TOBI YOU IDIOT UN!
I WILL SACRIFICE YOU TO JASHIN-SAMA!
DADDY!
Nicki growled as she climbed out of bed and flung her door open. She marched straight to the kitchen and flung the door open. The ruckus stopped at that moment. Her eyes narrowed as she surveyed the kitchen.
Hidan and Kakuzu were fighting over Kami knows what.
Deidara was trying to blow up Tobi.
Tobi was running from Deidara.
And Kimimaro was hiding behind Pein's legs.
"What is going on in here?" Nicki asked, calmly.
Too calmly.
The men all looked at each other, too afraid to answer Nicki's question. Kimimaro tightened his grip on Pein's pajama pants. Mommy was scaring him!
"Somebody answer me or I swear to Kami, you will all be wishing you were already dead!"
The men all looked at Nicki and instantly turned scarlet.
If there was another reason why Nicki hated mornings was because of what she wore to bed. Nicki usually slept in a bra and panty. Last night she had but on a pair of shorts over the panty and wore only a bra.
A red lacy bra.
"Damn bitch. Has anyone ever told you your choice of clothes is sexy?" Hidan asked.
Deidara, Kisame and Pein face palmed, and Kakuzu wondered what the hell he did in his past life to get Hidan as a partner.
Nicki closed her eyes and took a deep breath. She counted to 10. Kimimaro chose that opportunity to run to her.
"Mommy!"
At that moment the entire Akatsuki decided Kimimaro was a very brave soul.
"Mommy!"
Nicki opened her eyes and looked down at Kimimaro and she smiled.
"Yes sweetheart?" Nicki said while kneeling to Kimimaro's level. He hugged her. "Hidan and Kakuzu were arguing because Hidan took his money. Deidara was chasing Tobi because he was being annoying and Daddy was trying to get me breakfast and quiet them down." Nicki looked at Pein. "Is that true?"
He nodded.
Nicki picked Kimimaro up and walked over to Pein. She kissed his cheek.
"Thank you. Now to get you break- What the hell?"
Kisame had taken his shirt off and thrown it to her.
"Can't have you walking around like that. Hidan will try and jump you." Nicki smiled as she put Kimimaro down. She put the t-shirt on.
Nicki wasn't going to lie: Kisame smelled good. He smelled like old spice with a hint of fresh water. And this shirt was way too big on her.
Nicki turned around. "I'm making bacon, eggs with cheese and waffles. Konan come help me! Please!"
Konan laughed as the two women started to cook breakfast.
~After Breakfast~
Nicki had put Hidan and Deidara in charge of washing the dishes. Konan had gotten Kimimaro dressed and now Nicki was dressing herself. She put on some black cargo pants and a black belly shirt. She had the usually fingerless gloves and her black boots. She put her hair in a messy ponytail. Grabbing the two scrolls with her battle axe and double shuriken she went downstairs to the training room.
~Training room~
The training room was made to look like a forest. There was a lake in one corner and trees in another; Mountains on one side and rain and snow on another. The entire Akatsuki was there. Konan had dressed Kimimaro in black cargo pants as well and a white t-shirt. He wore red sandals and his hair was in its usual two ponytails.
"Mommy! We're matching! Almost!"
Nicki laughed as she pet Kimimaro's head.
"Okay. Phase 1 of your training Kimimaro is speed, stealth, stalking and oberservation. Kisame would you please help me with this part. If Zetsu was here- Ack!"
Zetsu appeared next to Nicki. She punched him in the neck.
"Sorry Nicki-chan, but I couldn't help it."
Black Zetsu then received a punch in his stomach.
"Anyway…..Yeah Kisame can you help Kimimaro with his speed. Actually, the entire Akatsuki can help. We'll play hide and seek. Kimimaro your it. Your goal is to find at least 6 people."
Kimimaro nodded.
"You can find them anyway, whether it be hitting them, jumping on them…pretty much touching them anywhere."
Kimimaro nodded.
"Okay! Everyone split up and good luck Kimimaro."
All the Akatsuki members and Nicki disappeared. Kimimaro took a deep breath and ran towards the lake.
~Lake~
Kisame hide under the water. He held his breath and hoped no bubbles rose to the surface. Kimimaro looked at the lake and saw air bubbles.
"Kisame-san! Come out! I found you!"
Kisame didn't come up. Kimimaro huffed.
"Fine then! Dance of the Clematis: Vine!"
Kimimaro stabbed his spinal cord into the water.
Kisame gasped as bone came flying at him. It cut his shoulder.
"Damn it!"
Kisame came up to the surface, holding his shoulder.
Kimimaro clapped and wrapped his spine around his body.
"I found you! Now only five more to go….Kisame-san?"
Kisame grunted. "What?"
"Can you help me find the others?"
"What? Why? So you can skewer one of their body parts off or better yet: Kill them? Are you crazy? That bone is dangerous! You could- hey! Don't cry! Than your mother will definitely kill me! Fine I'll help."
"Yay!"
~Trees~
Kimimaro sat on Kisame's shoulders as they walked in the mini forest. "Zetsu would be here right, Kisame-san?" "Yes he would….so would Tobi and Pein."
Kimimaro jumped off of Kisame's shoulder and looked at the floor.
"What did you find cub?"
Kimimaro held up a candy wrapper. Kisame hit his head against the nearest tree.
"WAH!"
The two looked up. Suddenly another candy wrapper floated down and landed on Kimimaro's nose.
"Dance of the -."
Kisame covered Kimimaro's mouth.
"NO! We can't kill Tobi, no matter how TEMPTING it may be. Understand?"
Kimimaro nodded. Kisame sighed as he moved his hand.
"So can you use Samaheda to shred the tree down?"
Kisame looked at Kimimaro.
Kimimaro gave him the puppy eyes.
"Pweaseeeeeee Kisame-san?"
Kisame felt Samaheda protesting in his hand.
"I Know! But if I don't do it and he starts to cry or worse murders Tobi, Leader-sama and Nicki will have my ass! I don't want to become sushi!"
"Sushi? Where?" Kimimaro asked.
Kisame hit his head on the tree again.
"WAH!TOBI IS FALLING!"
Tobi fell in a pile of leaves in front of Kisame and Kimimaro. Kimimaro giggled as he tapped Tobi's head.
"Found you Tobi-san!"
Tobi jumped up.
"Okay! Tobi is a good boy! Can Tobi come with you and Kisame-semapi?"
Kisame shook his head 'no' but Kimimaro said 'yes'.
They kept walking. Kimimaro now sat on Tobi's shoulders and was using his hair as support.
"Kisame-san! Have you found anyone or smelled anyone?"
"No and what type of question is that?"
"Well mommy said you're a shark and that you can smell chakra from a mile away."
Kisame twitched. He was going to have to give Nicki a little lesson on Samaheda and sharks.
"Tobi saw something! Tobi saw something!"
Kimimaro pulled Tobi's hair.
"Onward Tobi-horse!"
Kisame sweat dropped and followed after the two.
#Meanwhile#
Nicki, Itachi, Zetsu, Kakuzu, Konan and Pein were all in the snow and rain area. Nicki shivered.
"What possessed me to hide here?" she mumbled to herself. Suddenly she felt someone pull her into a hug. She looked up. It was Itachi.
"Would you like to warm you up?" he asked.
Pein was glaring at Itachi for hugging Nicki. Konan was trying to stifle a giggle by coughing.
"Yes, please."
~Back with Kimimaro and the gang~
Kimimaro jumped on Hidan. "Found you Hidan-kun!"
Hidan cursed as he tried to pull Tobi off of him.
"Get the fu-What the hell Kisame!"
"I don't need Nicki killing me for language Kimimaro picks up."
Hidan instantly paled than recovered. Kimimaro held onto Hidan's hair.
"OWWW! That hurts!"
"Sorry Hidan-san. Should we look in the mountains now?"
"Yes. Let's go."
The five nins disappeared.
~Mountain range~
Deidara and Sasori were arguing over art…again…and a certain assassin who had moved in.
"Nicki would prefer eternal art, brat."
"No she wouldn't! un! She would think art is a bang! Un!"
Sasori and Deidara started to glare at each other.
"As if. Nicki's skills are eternal-."
"But her kills are a bang! Un!"
"Found you Puppet-san and Bomber-san!"
The two artist turned and saw Kimimaro running over to them. He tapped both of them.
"Okay I found Kisame, Tobi, Hidan, Puppet-san, and Bomber-san….I still need to find Zetsu, Aunty Konan, Grandpa-."
"Grandpa?" The 5 five males said in confusion.
"Yeah, Grandpa Kakuzu!"
Hidan. Kisame and Deidara busted out laughing. Kimimaro stared at them.
"What's so funny?"
"Does he really…..let….you call…him…Grandpa?" Kisame asked between his laughs.
"Yes. Anyway, I also need to find Itachi, Mommy and Daddy."
Kimimaro turned towards Sasori.
"Puppet-san, would you please carry me?"
"Aren't you suppose to run on your own?"
"Yes…"
"Then you should. There is a reason why your mother said this should build up stamina and speed."
"Why?"
"Because Leader-sama, Konan-chan, Nicki-chan, Itachi-san, Kakuzu-san and Zetsu-san won't just sit there and let you tag them. They'll run if they see or hear you."
Kimimaro nodded. He grabbed Sasori's hand as they started to walk towards the Snow and Rain area.
~Snow and Rain area~
Kimimaro saw Kakuzu.
"Grand- He's running!"
Kimimaro chased after Kakuzu. The five males followed close behind. Kisame was impressed. Kimimaro was very fast, he must've remember how to flash step. (A/N: I know it's a bleach term but I don't know what it's called when they're going very fast! ~.~)
"Dance of the Clematis: Vine!"
Kimimaro's spine came out and he ran with it.
Kakuzu jumped in zigzags, going from tree to tree. Kimimaro followed close behind. He stabbed a tree branch that Kakuzu was on, but at the last second Kakuzu jumped away. Kimimaro growled. He pulled a kunai out of his pocket. He threw it and it hit Kakuzu's back.
"I hit Grandpa!"
Kakuzu grunted as he jumped to the ground. Kimimaro ran to him and grabbed his arm. Kakuzu looked down as he reached behind himself to remove the kunai.
"Here."
Kimimaro took the kunai.
"Grandpa… how do I clean the blood off of it?"
Kakuzu kneeled next to Kimimaro and took the kunai.
"You flick your wrist and that's how you get the blood off."
Kakuzu did it. Kimimaro nodded.
"Grandpa do you know where the others are?"
"They are deeper in the snow and rain."
Kimimaro nodded and climbed onto Kakuzu's back. Kakuzu took off.
"Oi fucker! You could've told us you were fucking leaving!" Hidan yelled as the group followed after him.
~Later~
"Grandpa! Look Zetsu and Aunty Konan!"
Kakuzu looked down.
"Ready?"
"Yes."
Kimimaro jumped off of Kakuzu back and flew through the snow. Zetsu turned because he could've sworn he heard something. Next thing he knew, a shuriken was stuck in his arm.
"Got you Zetsu-san!"
"Kakuzu! You can't-."
Kimimaro tapped Konan.
"Got you Aunty Konan!"
Konan looked down at her 'nephew' and smiled.
"I know where Itachi is…" Zetsu said.
"Where?"
"He went inside to get Nicki a sweater."
"Red eyes is still in there?" Hidan asked.
"He's probably back by now...If you find him you probably find both Nicki and Leader-sama."
They ran off to try and find the three.
#Meanwhile#
Nicki threw a snow ball at Pein's face. His eyes widen as Nicki giggled. Itachi lips curved up just a bit.
"What-."
"I was bored…."
Pein smiled and scraped some snow off a rock. He molded it into a ball.
"Nicki?"
"What-Ack! Pein!"
Pein laughed as the snow clung to Nicki's hair. She grabbed some snow and chased after him. Itachi watched the two folic in the snow. Pein had now grabbed Nicki by the waist and dropped her in a large snow pile.
He fell on top of her because Nicki said "she would drag him down with her if he dared."
~With the others~
"I hear laughter…" Konan said.
They stopped and listened. A smooth, baritone laugh and a feminine giggle was heard.
"It's Nicki and Pein…" Kisame said.
"Let's go then!" Kimimaro said, running towards the sound.
~Clearing~
Nicki was sitting between Itachi and Pein. She had just had an epic snow fight with Pein and she was kinda cold. Pein noticed and wrapped an arm around her. Nicki smiled as she cuddled closer. Pein noticed Nicki smelled like chocolate and coffee. Her white bangs reminded him of snow and her eyes reminded him of fire. Pein studied her face. It was tanned and clear, her eyes were a perfect almond shape and her lips were a very pretty shade of pink…well more like red right now. They were so kissable…
Pein leaned forward and kissed her. Nicki eyes shot open but she then closed it back. Pein's lips were soft and seemed to mold her lips.
To Nicki, Pein tasted like coffee and mocha.
To Pein, Nicki tasted like chocolate and coffee.
"Found you Mom- What is Daddy doing to Mommy?"
Pein and Nicki broke apart. Nicki blushed, while Pein looked at Kimimaro.
Kisame turned and disappeared.
I feel so cruel doing that to Kisame!
Kisame: Why is my heart being broken?
Me: I don't know! Don't ask me such hard questions! -hugs Deidara-
Deidara: Rate and review! un.