AN: Hello! You know what, I was so excited to find out people at least like my story and in all my excitement I produced chapter 2! I thank everyone very much reviews, favourites and follows! So I guess this is an early chapter! Enjoy, I also wrote this on my birthday 12th May! O(^_^O)

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN -MAN!

It only took the Moyashi 10 minutes until he got back to me.

"You're one sneaky little bastard, you know that?" I stated while glaring at him.

"And how is that so, might I ask?" He replied with that smile of his. I also took note of his English accent being blended with his American, but the English was still prominent.

"You just disappeared out of thin air, that's not normal. Well... Maybe it could be for you since your so small that you could probably walk underneath a door and that's how you magically disappear." The Moyashi's eyebrow started to twitch. "But don't worry shortstack, being small for the rest of your life may have its advantages... A few at that"... That was it, you could tell I had got under his skin and just one more thing could set him off.

"...Mo-ya-shi"

"Bloody hell! What is your problem? You got something against me? Eh, girl features?" What did he just call me?!

"Say something fucktard?!"

"Dickbiscuit"

"Asshat"

"Twat"

"Old man hair"

"Sexy bitch"

"What the fu-" I didn't get enough time to actually confirm what the Moyashi said because I was suddenly glomped by an annoying red head that has a tendency to bounces off walls.

"Yuu-chan!"

"Get the fuck off me baka usagi!" I roared as I reached for Mugen.

"Now now Yuu-chan, don't get all pissy. I see you took my advice to come to the Black Order." In case you didn't know, for all you simpletons out there. The baka usagi is named Lavi Bookman, I've known him since Tiedoll took me in, he lived next door with his grandfather who had died two years ago. At the age of 16, he wasn't at the legal age to live on his own.

That's where Komui Lee comes in. Lavi's grandfather, also known as Bookman, worked alongside Komui in the Black Order and until Lavi turned 18, Komui agreed to take him in. Now at the age of 18, he still hasn't shown any sign of leaving.

I came to the Black Order because Lavi had contacted me on his 'Weekly Yuu-chan check-ups' saying that Komui had news and whereabouts of the organisation that killed my family. With this information, me and Mugen could go and cut down the people who had scarred me at the age of 12.

"No, I just came here of my own accord. I would never come to this shit hole because you told me to. I mean look at the state of Komui's secretary. Psssh, he looks like an old man."

The look on the Moyashi's face was priceless. For odd reasons I like pissing him off. Makes life more interesting.

"Hey Yuu-chan, don't talk to Allen-chan like that, he may look like a tough cookie but he's quite the sensitive type. You're just being mean again." Lavi whined whilst cluching on to the Moyashi's left arm and rubbing his head against him like a cat. "Wha'cha mean by secretary? Allen-chan is one of our prized, hardworking and skilled personnel!"

"Prized? Skilled? Wait... What do you all work as anywa-"

"Gahh! Kanda! I'm so happy you made it!" A man with a white beret and lab coat burst through the double doors that Lavi had perviously burst out of, later closed courtesy of the sprout.

The hyper active man who had entered the room had an almost black blue hair colour like myself but with a hint of green.

I looked at him with my usual stoic expression.

"Who're you?" I said in a monotone voice.

"Oh Kanda! I'm so hurt, you don't remember me from when you were all cute and you used to play with my sweet Linalee-chan?" This earned a whack on the head from me. "Ouch, I'm sorry. Well... I shall introduce myself again-"

"You don't need to. You set my memory off again with that sister complex of yours. Good evening, Komui Lee." I guess this is the part I tell you about Komui now. Well, because Bookman used to work with Komui, Bookman used to allow Komui to come down and finish their work off. Komui would always bring Linalee. They used to play with me until the others had finished their work for the day, sometimes Komui and Bookman would pull an allnighter which resulted in Lavi and Linalee sleeping over at my house... In my room.

Thinking about sharing a room with that baka usagi now makes me want to vomit. Anyway, as I spoke I held my hand out for a hand shake but it ended up as a one sided hug. For obvious reasons and me being me, I shoved him away.

"Ohh, moody as always Kanda. I also heard you and Lavi before talking about how we make a living out of this business. Well let me tell you our secret, lend me your ear" I leaned forward a little bit, I couldn't help but be interested in what that Moyashi specialises in, embroidery for all I care. Heh. "A little closer, closer." Still cautious, I lent in a bit more. "We're fully fledged and fully trained assassins."

AN: Eh, Eh. What do you think? I just suddenly dropped the bomb like that! Like BOOM! ... No? No one joining in? Ok... I hope you enjoyed it anyway. And if you're all wondering where the yaoi is, don't worry. There will be yaoi soon my friends. Please R&R! I await you responses my readers! (O^_^)O - Tash