AN: I'm really sorry I haven't updated. I was quite busy the past few weeks. I've also been waiting for the new episode of this amazing anime! It's called 'Attack On Titan' or 'Shingeki No Kyojin'. I mean seriously, watch it! Anyway, back to the story. Please enjoy. - Tash (O^_^)O
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN -MAN... OR SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN
Ps. I just edited this, it got messed up...
"Wow, that was intense..." The Baka Usagi interrupted "But... Never mind, you've spent up all your training talking and it's about time we get a move on to the cafeteria. Yuu- chan, Allen-Chan... Wash up, you two look like shit."
"How many fucking times have I told you?! Stop calling me that!-" "Come on Bakanda, his only reason of living is to annoy. Leave him be and let's shower." The Moyashi spoke as he spun on his heel and started walking towards the shower rooms located in a room further inside the training hall.
Whispers were heared from Linalee and that Baka Usagi whilst me and the Moyashi were walking away. I turned around to see Linalee and Lavi standing up straight facing me with their right hands on their hips, legs shoulder width apart and their left hands resting by their left hips. Almost like resting your hand on a Katana-
"Fuck yeah." My face dropped as my temper began to rise s they spoke those two words.
"Ahaha, the look on Yuu-chans' face is priceless! Linalee did you see that-" I quickly unsheathed Mugen and brought it up to that fucking Usagi's neck. "Oh shit Yuu-chan, listen-"
"-Don't fucking call me that!" To emphasise my words I pressed the edge of Mugen closer to his neck.
"I... Errr- Umm... " He continued to mumble.
"We're sorry Kanda. It was my idea, anyway you looked kinda cool when you said that, so take it as a compliment." Linalee spoke. The Baka Usagi looked up at her with stars in his eyes as she had just saved him from his execution.
"Yeah, I would too. Now hurry up and get a shower Bakanda." The Moyashi appeared.
"Fine, don't you dare make fun of me again or you're dead, Baka Usagi." I growled, sheathing Mugen.
"But it was Linalee too! Why do I always get the blame! This isn't fair-" I could hear the stupid rabbit complaining as I reached the shower room door. It swiftly swung open as I was dragged in.
"Hey Kanda, we've got half an hour to spare." The Moyashi whispered in my ear as he pinned me to the door.
"Get off, I need a shower. I feel all dirty." I sighed, I'm actually getting used to this. That's bad.
"I could make you dirtier." He spoke as he nibbled my ear for emphasis. Ok, maybe I was exaggerating earlier when I said he was really short. I'd say he's only a hand shorter than me.
"What's with the cheesy pick up lines?" I asked as I started to turn red from embarrassment.
"Nothing, I read it somewhere once and I've always wanted to use it, aha." As he said this he started pulling off my shirt. Once it was off he pressed his body closer to mine.
"You're either happy to see me or there's something funky going on in your pants." I looked down as a reflex...
It was only Mugen.
"Stupid shit, it's just Mugen."
"Ahh, so you named it? That's fine with me an all-"
"Baka! Not that! My katana, let me take it off." The Moyashi chuckled as he let me go. I picked up my top, took off Mugen and placed them in a basket. As soon as I did, I felt the Moyashi's arms circle around me.
"So where were we?" He spoke as he breathed down my neck.
"Now that's so cliché. " He pulled me away and started on my pants. He trailed butterfly kisses up my chest and onto my neck. With a yank, he bit down on my neck as he dropped my pants. A jolt of pain shocked my body, followed by the Moyashi licking the newly inflicted wound. I kicked the pants off along with my shoes towards the basket area.
"Hey, how come I'm the only one with their clothes off? That's not fair." I started on the Moyashi's slacks since he didn't have a shirt on. He also kicked off his shoes and pants as we backed up into a shower cubicle.
The Moyashi reached down towards my boxers and fingered the waistband. To tell you the truth, I didn't feel embarrassed at all... It felt almost... Natural?
"Blue... I thought you would of been a blue person." The Moyashi pointed out.
"Shut up" With that, I kissed him.
He moaned into the kiss as his ran his tongue across my bottom lip. I parted my lips as his tongue invaded my mouth. The fight for dominance began, after a few of my futile attempts. The Moyashi won.
He turned the shower on and the cool water felt great against my heated skin. Needing a breath I broke the kiss.
'BAM!'
The door swung open as a red head came bouncing in.
"No shower sex~"The fucking Baka Usagi! "Otherwise you'll be laaaate~"
As the Usagi rounded the corner, I froze.
"Sorry for interrupting and- Oh... Yuu-chan seems to be the uke here. I knew I was right! Don't worry Yuu-chan, I saw you and Allen-chan in the baths this morning, I know what's going on."
"Shut the fuck up Baka Usagi!" I pushed the Moyashi off me.
"Hey, what's an uke?" The Moyashi questioned, unfazed by the disruption.
"Well my little Allen-chan, you are the seme. You top in the relationship. You know what I mean?" The Moyashi nodded "And so Kanda is the uke, he's the bottom." Lavi was smirking.
"Well I'm going to get a shower now, goodbye." I spat as I stormed off to go to another shower cubicle and to get rid of my problem.
-In the hallway-
"We have about five minutes until we need to be at the cafeteria, lets hurry." The Usagi shouted.
Linalee had been drooling and daydreaming all the way ever since Lavi told her about the 'situation' he had barged in on.
We got fresh clothes so the Moyashi now had a shirt on. His attire consisted of his usual clothing, accompanied my that red bow that sat around his collar. As we reached to cafeteria doors, Lavi walked ahead and stopped us.
"Are you ready, my children?" He spoke rhetorically. "Because... Bam!" He shouted as the doors swung open to reveal a banner saying 'Welcome To The Black Order Kanda!' As cheers erupted from within.
The cheers of people started to die down as I walked into the cafeteria.
"Let the party begin!" Someone shouted followed by loud cheering.
"Right!" None other than Komui started. "A party isn't a party without games!" Komui produced a bag from behind his back. "I told my dear Linalee and Lavi to write names of games and put them in a hat. Now please welcome Mr. Yuu Kanda to the stage, he shall now choose a game out of the hat."
Oh shit.
"C'mon Yuu-chan-"
"Don't call me that-"
"Yeah, whatever. Lets go!" The Baka Usagi dragged me up to the table that Komui was standing on.
"Go ahead Kanda, choose a game!" I reached my hand into the hat and grabbed the first piece of paper and un-folded it.
'Strip Poker'
"What is it Kanda? Let me see." Komui took the paper from my hand as his face dropped.
"Strip poker! Woo!" Lavi cheered.
Everybody in the hall was silent. "Uwahhhh! Not me! Spare me!" Everybody was in a frenzy trying to get out the hall.
A wicked laughter was heard from the back of the hall. It started to get closer as everyone ran. The Moyashi stood there with a wicked grin on his face.
"It's dark Allen-chan!" Lavi shouted "This is going to be fun." After the commotion died down, not even one quarter of the people were still left. "So the people who want to play, please raise your hand."
Seven people raised their hand. Lavi, Linalee, Moyashi (looking quite mischievous), Komui, Reever, Jerry and a finder raised their hands. The people who sat out where Krory, Miranda, Bookman and a little boy called Tim.
"Kanda, you're playing too. You can get out of it, it's your party." Linalee stated. "Just be sure to watch out for Allen, he cheats."
"So guys, lets all sit down." The Moyashi said with a snicker. Everybody sat down at a round table.
"Let the poker games... Begin!"
AN: Thankyou for reading this story so far... I bet you thought there was going to be a lemon didn't you? Sorry to disappoint you. It's a bit awkward with my sister reading this too. She doesn't like yaoi by the way, you can boo and stone her in a review. Hope you enjoyed! Please R&R! - Tash (O^_^)O
BTW, I've never wrote a lemon before... I'm too sacred.