Chapter Six: Toy Story: Welcome to the world of Toys!
"Hey Max! Want to check out that world?" Jason asked as they approached a new world.
"Yeah sure!" Max said as Jason rode them to the new world as a bright light hit them.
"What the?!" Jason said as the light took them.
When both Jason and Max awoke they found themselves in a dark space with some boxes lying around.
"Where are we?" Jason asked as he noticed something off about the way he looked as he looked at his hands and saw they were plastic then look at his arm to see it look like an action figure.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Max said as they both saw they had both been turned into toys.
"Were children's toys! What kind of world requires us to be toys?!" Jason yelled.
"Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no, no!they heard someone scream.
"Someone in trouble!" Jason said as they ran out of dark space as their eyes widen when they realized they were just under a large bed for a large bedroom for a kid.
"Oh my god" Max said.
"Oh you almost had him!" Buzz Lightyear said.
"Oh I'm never going to defeat Zurg!" Rex the green dinosaur said as they saw he was playing a video game.
"A world with talking toys?" Jason said.
"Why am I not surprised, at least here there are no crazy ghosts" Max said.
"Sure you will, Rex in fact, you're a better Buzz than I am" Buzz said.
"But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time!" Rex said.
"Where is it, where is it? Where is it?" Woody the Cowboy said digging in the dresser throwing things out from it.
"Uh, Woody?" Buzz said.
"Huh? Oh!" Woody said hitting his head as he fell out hitting all the drawers as he hit the ground.
"Are you okay?" Jason said as he and Max ran over.
"Oh! Hang on, cowboy" Buzz said jumping onto a toy car and went down a Hot Wheels spin track and jumped across and landed next to them.
"Wow! Cool toy" Max said.
"Woody, are you all right?" Buzz asked helping Woody up.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay, here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: Batteries need to be changed, Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated, oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed okay? Okay. Good, okay" Woody said.
"Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you?" Buzz asked.
"No! And Andy's leaving for cowboy camp any minute, and I can't find it anywhere!" Woody yelled.
"Maybe we can help?" Jason said.
"Who are you? I never seen you two before, when did you toys get here?" Woody asked.
"Oh! Uh we just arrived uh in the mail! Yes we were just shoved under the bed and we decided to come out and say hi!" Jason said.
"Huh I don't remember anything about a toy delivery, oh whatever! Welcome to Andy Room were all Andy's toys here I am Woody this is Buzz."
"I'm the Jason Keyblade Wilder Action Figure, you can call me Jason."
"Oh! Uh and I'm the Max Goof the Disney Castle Knight...toy."
"We'll be more than happy to help you find your hat Woody" Jason said.
'"See? Don't worry, Woody, in just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy...making delicious hot "sch'moes"." Buzz said as Woody gave him an annoyed look.
"They're called s'mores, Buzz" Woody said.
"Right, right, of course. Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?!" Buzz yelled as they looked to the toy chest to see little green army men digging in it.
"Keep looking, men! Dig deeper! Negatory! Still searching!" The Sargent said as Ham the Piggy Bank was messing with the blind at the window.
"The lawn gnome next door says it's not in the yard, but he'll keep lookin" Ham said as the door to the room opened and some sheep came in with Bo Peep came in after them.
"It's not in Molly's room, we've looked everywhere" Bo said.
"I found it!" Mr. Potato head said coming out from under the bed.
"You found my hat?" Woody asked excitedly.
"Your hat? No! The missus lost her earring" he said holding up the pink plastic ear with the earring in it, "Oh, my little sweet potato!"
"Oh, you found it! Oh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house!" Mrs. Potato Head said as the two began kissing.
"Eh toys in love, how ironic" Jason said as Woody looked into a backpack.
"Oh, great. That's just great. This'll be the first year I miss cowboy camp, all because of my stupid hat!" Woody said as Bo approached.
"Woody, look under your boot" Bo said.
"Don't be silly my hat is not under my boot" Woody said.
"Would you just look?" Bo said as Woody grunted and lifted the boot showing the name Andy written under it.
"Oh! You see? No hat just the word Andy."
"Uh-huh and the boy who wrote that would take you to camp, with or without your hat" Bo said.
"I'm sorry, Bo. It's just that I've been looking forward to this all year it's my one time with just me and Andy" Woody said as Bo hooked her blue cane around his neck to pull him in.
"You're cute when you care" Bo said.
"Bo, not in front of Buzz and the new guys" Woody said.
"Let them look" Bo said.
"So who is this Andy?" Jason asked Buzz but Buzz didn't answer because of Rex
"Miss Peep! Your sheep!" Rex yelled tug-a-war-ing with the sheep over the game controller as Bo whistled as the Sheep let go of the control and knocked Rex over onto the control as a man in a chicken suit came in the TV.
"Hey, kids, this is Al from Al's Toy Barn and I'm sittin' on some good deals here Ow! I think I'm feeling a deal hatching right now! Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got boats for a buck, beanies for a buck..."
- Rex, turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!" Woody yelled.
"Which one is off?" Rex said hitting the remote with his foot.
"Buck, buck, buck! And that's cheap, cheap, cheap! So hurry on down..."
"For cryin' out loud, it's this one!" Ham yelled hitting the off button "I despise that chicken."
"Fellas! Fellas!" Slinky Dog said entering the room with his top half, "Okay, I got some good news and I got some bad news.
"Go ahead, tell us!" Mr. Potato Head said.
"What news?" Mrs. Potato Head said.
"The good news is, I found your hat, Woody" Slinky said as his bottom half walked in with Woody hat on his tail.
"My hat! Oh! Slink, thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you" Woody said putting it on, "Where'd you find it?"
"Well, that's the bad news" Slinky said as they heard a dog barking.
"Oh! It's Buster!" Rex yelled.
"Canine alert! Man your battle stations! Let's move, move, move!" Sargent said as he and the army toys with several other toys pushed the door closed as the dog snout was seen growling trying to get in.
"Woody! Hide, quick!" Bo yelled.
"Hide where?!" Jason yelled as Max pulled him into a basket as all the toys hid and Buster the dog barged into the room barking knocking over any toy in his way then dug into the backpack.
"Ow! Hey watch it!" Jason yelled as Buster threw him out, "AHHHHHH!"
"Hey let got! Ow!" Max yelled as Buster threw him out next, "GAHHH!"
Buster then dug again and threw Woody out onto the floor and stood over him growling.
"Hold on Woody!" Jason said getting up summoning his keyblades as Buster began to lick Woody face.
"Okay, okay, okay. Okay! Okay! You found me! Buster! All right! Hey, how did he do, Hamm?" Woody asked.
"Eh, looks like a new record" Hamm said reading the time on Mr. Spell's screen.
"Okay, boy, sit" Woody said as the dog sat.
"Cool" Jason said as he and Max approached.
"Reach for the sky" Woody said as the dog stood up on his legs holding up his front paws.
"Gotcha!" Woody said as the dog did a fake 'I just got shot!' impression and fell over dead.
"Ohh! Great job, boy!" Woody said rubbing the dog belly "Who's gonna miss me while I'm gone, huh? Who's gonna miss me? Who's gonna miss me?"
"Andy, you got all your stuff?" they all heard a woman voice said.
"Okay. Have a good weekend, everybody I'll see you Sunday night!" Woody whispered as Buzz grabbed Max and Jason to hide.
"It's in my room!" Andy said as the little boy kicked his door opened wearing a red cowboy hat as Buster stared at him.
"Stick 'em up!" Andy said as the dog scratched his ears and walked under Andy legs and into the hall. "I guess we'll work on that later" he said picking Woody up from the back pack "Woody, ready to go to cowboy camp?"
"Andy, honey, come on. Five minutes, and we're leavin'." Andy mother said.
"Five minutes. Hmm" Andy smirked.
"So that's Andy?" Jason whispered from under the bed.
"Yep! Looks like it's play time new guys, watch us how we do thing" Buzz said.
-A few Moments Later-
"Help, help! Somebody help me!" Andy said for Bo said as he held her by a string.
"Let her go, evil Dr Pork Chop!" Andy said for Woody as Hamm stood on the Army men toy bucket with all them all in line.
"Never! You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die? Shark, or death by monkeys?" Andy said for Hamm as Bo was held over the shark then the monkeys and a taken apart Mr. Potato head. "Choose!"
"I choose Buzz Lightyear!" Andy said using a controller to make RC ride out from a box with Buzz on it.
"What? That's not a choice!"
"To infinity and beyond!" Andy said for Buzz ad the car knocked the pig off the bucket.
"I'll save you, Miss Peep!" Woody said taking Bo down.
"My hero!" Andy said for Bo having her kiss the hero as he picked up Buzz.
"Thanks, Buzz."
"No problem, buddy. You should never tangle with the unstoppable duo of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!" Andy said for Buzz and accidently ripped Woody arm.
"Oh, no" Andy said setting Buzz down.
"Andy, let's go! Molly's already in her car seat" Andy mom said entering the room.
"But, Mom, Woody's arm ripped" Andy said holding up Woody.
"Oh, no maybe we can fix him on the way?"
" No, just leave him."
"I'm sorry, honey, but you know toys don't last forever." She said setting Woody on the top of a dusty self as they left the room closing it behind.
"What happened?" Rex asked.
"Woody's been shelved" Mr. Potato Head said putting back in his last piece.
"Woody got what?" Jason asked.
"Shelved, that is where all the toys go and are forgotten" Mr. Potato Head said.
"Andy" Woody said seeing the blue van leave.
"Woody?" Slinky said.
"Woody? Honey, are you okay?" Bo asked as they saw his boots move out of sight.
"Ah man that sucks" Jason said.
The very next day Woody awoke form a nightmare with a scream and he hit a book making dust fly as he coughed as he heard someone else coughing as he moved the book to see a dust covered coughing penguin.
"Wheezy, is that you?" Woody asked.
"Hey, Woody" Wheezy said.
"What are you doing up here? I thought Mom took you to get your squeaker fixed months ago Andy was so upset" Woody said.
"Nah she just told him that to calm him down and then put me on the shelf" Wheezy said.
"Well, why didn't you yell for help?" Woody asked.
"Well, I tried squeakin' but I'm still broken no one could hear me" he said trying to speak as he coughed "Besides, the dust aggravates my condition" he said coughing harder as Woody caught him, "What's the point in prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one stitch away from here to there, yard sale" he said pointing to the yard where a Yard Sale was being set up.
"Yard sale? Yard sale! Guys, wake up, wake up! There's a yard sale outside!" Woody yelled.
"Yard sale?" Buzz said rising up from the bed as Jason yawned.
"What is all the yelling about? Max wake up" Jason said hitting Max.
"Ugh! Five more minutes!" Max groaned.
"Sarge! Emergency roll call!" Woody yelled.
"Sir, yes, sir! Red alert! All civilians fall in position now! Single file!" Sarge yelled as all the toys began to get in line. "Let's move, move, move!"
Buzz then came down with a robot toy holding up a list as Buzz read it.
"Hamm?"
"Here."
"Potato Head, Mr and Mrs."
"Here."
"Troikas. Check. Check, check, check, check."
"I hate yard sales!" Rex said.
"Slinky."
"Someone's coming!" Rex yelled hearing someone coming up the stairs as all the toys began to ran.
"Max under here!" Jason yelled as they hid under Andy pillow.
"Okay, let's see what's up here" Andy mom said coming into the room checking under the bed and pulled out an old wooden toy and put it in the box, putting in an old puzzle box, some old books, a baby toy then she picked up Wheezy.
"Bye, Woody" Wheezy whispered as she left the room.
"Wheezy! Oh, come on, think, think, Woody. Think, think, think... Oh!" he said trying to whistle with the wrong hand as he grunted and held up his limb arm and whistled as Buster came in barking.
"Hey, here, boy! Here, Buster! Up here! No. No, no...No, no, no!" Woody yelled falling down onto Buster back "Okay, boy, to the yard sale! Hyah!"
"What's goin' on?" Hamm
"Woody!" Bo yelled.
"He's nuts!" Mr. Potato Head said.
"His arm ain't that bad" Slinky said.
"Don't do it, Woody! We love you!" Rex yelled.
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