Chapter Seven: Rescue Goes Wrong
"Max! Come on!" Jason said as they ran across he desk and onto the desk as they ran to the window.
"Piggy bank comin' through Comin through.
" Hamm said as Buzz and the others approached the window and Buzz held up Lenny the Binoculars to see.
"Hey, let me see" Slinky said.
"Can you see him?" Bo asked.
"There he is" Buzz said as they watched the dog make its way to the 25 cents box.
"Oh! He's getting in the box!" Rex yelled.
" He's sellin' himself for 25 cents!" Hamm yelled.
"Oh, Woody, you're worth more than that" Slinky said.
"Hold on, hold on, hold on, he's got something" Buzz said zooming in to see Woody pulling out Wheezy "It's Wheezy!"
"Wheezy?" the other toys said.
"Hey! It's not suicide! It's a rescue!" Rex said.
"Good boy, Buster. Hold still." Woody said putting Wheezy into Buster collar, "There. There you go, pal."
"Bless you, Woody" Wheezy said.
"All right, now, back to Andy's room. Hyah!" Woody said as they began to head back to the house.
"Way to go, cowboy!" Buzz said.
"Yea, Woodster!" Hamm said.
"Golly bob howdy!" Slinky said.
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"Woody! I-I'm slippin'!" Wheezy said as Woody quickly shoved him back into the collar as Buster jumped and threw Woody off as he quickly played toy when a little girl came and picked him up.
"Mommy! Mommy, look! Look at this! Mommy, look, it's a cowboy dolly!
'Hey, that's not her toy!" Rex yelled.
"No, no, no, no, no!" Buzz said.
"What's that little gal think she's doin'?" Slinky said as they watched the girl go over to her mom.
"Mommy, Mommy! Can we get it, please? Mommy, please?"
"Oh, honey, you don't want this toy, it's broken" she said tossing it on the table by the string.
"There's a snake in my boot" Woody pull string voice said as a man gasped and ran over to pick up Woody.
"Original hand-painted face, natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest! Hmm. A little rip. Fixable, Oh, if only you had your hand-stitched, polyvinyl hat!" He gasped picking the hat from the table, "I found him! I found him, I found him!"
Buster then began barking as Andy mother approached the man.
"Buster! Quiet down! Excuse me. Can I help you?"
"Uh, how much for all this stuff?"
"Yeah, you can help take his paws off my pal!" Slinky growled.
"What does a grown ass man want with a Woody toy?" Jason asked.
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"I'll give you, eh, 50 cents for all this junk" the man said.
"Oh, now, h-how did this get down here?" Andy mom said
"Just hand her the sheriff nice and easy" Buzz said.
"Very well five dollars."
"I'm sorry. It's an old family toy." She said taking Woody
"Now just walk away" Buzz said.
"Wait!"
"The other way" Buzz said.
"Uh, I'll give you 50 bucks for him!"
"Fifty bucks ain't bad" Mr. Potato Head said to Hamm.
"It's not for sale" she said putting Woody in the money box.
"Everything's for sale. O-Or trade. Uh, you like my watch?"
"Sorry."
"He's safe" Buzz said.
"Way to go, Andy's mom!" Hamm said.
"Whew. That was close" Mr. Potato Head said
" All right! She showed him" Slinky said.
"But, lady..."
"Molly, don't touch that, please" Andy mom said heading over to Molly.
"Lady. Lady. Lady!"
"Yeah, go home, Mr. Fancy Car" Mr. Potato Head said.
"Oh hold on" Buzz said as they saw the man with his foot on a skateboard.
"What's up?" Hamm asked.
"What is it, Buzz?" Rex asked.
"Molly! I'll be right here, sweetie" she said as the man slide the skateboard hard to crash into something.
"Oh! What now?"
"What's happening down there?" Hamm asked.
"What's he doin'?" Slinky asked they watched the man at the money box.
"I can't watch! Can someone cover my eyes?" Rex said as Max did.
"Oh, no. He's stealing Woody!" Buzz said.
"What?" Hamm said.
"Stealin'... W-Wait!" Rex said.
"He can't take Woody! It's illegal!" Slinky said.
"Where's he goin'? Somebody do somethin'!" Rex said as Buzz jumped out the window and slid down he rain gutter.
"Buzz!" Bo yelled.
"Hold on!" Jason said jumping after him.
"Get him, Buzz!" Mr. Potato Head said as Jason and Buzz ran past the yard sale and to the car where the man put Woody in the trunk and began to drive off as Buzz and Jason ran into the street and jumped onto the back as they climbed to the lock to the trunk and popped it open but a crub knocked Jason and Buzz off as they hit and bounced on the ground.
They then looked up to see the Licenses plate LZTYBRN and white feathers fly out of the trunk and land in front of them.
"Why would someone steal Woody?" Bo asked from the window as Max patted her back.
Later that day all the toys meet to review what they know.
"All right, let's review this one more time" Hamm said standing next to Etch who had Woody drawn with Exhibit A. "At precisely 8:32 -ish, Exhibit "A"...Woody... was kidnapped. Exhibit "B":Composite sketch of the kidnapper" he said as it drew the man with a ling beard and holding Woody.
"Nah, that's not him he didn't have a beard like that" Bo said.
"Fine. Uh, Etch, give him a shave" Hamm said as Etch regrew the picture.
"The kidnapper was bigger than that" Slinky said.
"Oh, picky, picky, picky" Hamm said.
"Let's just go straight to Exhibit "F": The kidnapper's vehicle. Now, the vehicle fled the scene in this direction" Mr. Potato head said showing a diagram on the ground.
"Your eyes are in backwards it went the other way" Hamm said.
"Hey, put a cork in it" Mr. Potato Head said as Rex came and knocked over their diagrams.
"How do you spell FBI?" Rex asked.
"My crime scene!" Mr. Potato Head said.
"Oh, why don't you watch where you're goin', "Godspilla"?" Hamm said.
"I didn't know there was a crime scene" Rex said.
"Excuse me. Excuse me. A little quiet, please? Thank you" Buzz said going back around the bed.
"Huh?" Hamm said.
"What are they up to?" Max said as they headed around the bed to see Buzz and Jason typing on Mr. Spell.
"Lazy toy brain."
"No" Jason said typing it.
"Lousy try, Brian."
"That isn't it" Jason said.
"What are you two doing, Buzz?" Rex asked.
"There was some sort of message encoded on that vehicle's ID tag" Buzz said typing
"Were trying to decoded it" Jason said.
"Liz try bran."
"It's just a license plate it's just a jumble of letters" Mr. Potato Head said.
"Yeah, and there are about million registered cars in the Tri-County area alone" Hamm said.
"Lou's thigh burn."
"Oh, this can't help Let's leave Buzz and Jason to play with their toys" Mr. Potato Head said.
"Toy? Toy? Toy! Hold on!" Buzz yelled typing.
"Huh?"
"Al's Toy Barn."
"Al's Toy Barn?" Mr. Potato Head said as Jason picked up the white feather.
"The chicken man!" Jason gasped.
"Etch, draw that man in a chicken suit!" Buzz said as Etch drew a perfect match of the man from the commercial.
"It's the chicken man!" Rex yelled.
"That's our guy" Buzz said.
"I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken" Hamm said.
Later that day they all stood by the Tv as Rex stepped on the remote switching from channels.
"I can't find it! It doesn't seem to be on any of these stations!" Rex said.
"Keep looking" Buzz said.
"Oh, you're goin' too slow! Let me take the wheel" Hamm said tapping the button fast.
"It's too fast! How can you even tell what's on?" Rex asked.
"I can tell" Hamm said as he skipped the commercial.
"There it is!"
"We made it!"
"Back, back, back!"
"Too late. I'm in the 40s gotta go 'round the horn. It's faster!" Hamm said.
"That's it!" Buzz said as the commercial was on.
"And look for the giant chicken!"
"Now, Etch!" Buzz yelled as a map showed up on the screen and Etch drew it fast.
"That's where I need to go" Buzz said pointing to their destination.
"You can't go, Buzz you'll never make it there" Rex said.
"Woody once risked his life to save me.
I couldn't call myself his friend if I weren't willing to do the same, so who's with me?" Buzz asked.
"I am!" Jason said summoning his two Keyblades, "I'll help you rescue Woody."
"So will I!" Max said.
Later that day Mrs. Potato Head was packing extra items into Mr. Potato Head.
"I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes and your angry eyes, just in case" she said.
"This is for Woody when you find him" Bo said kissing Buzz on the check as he cleared his throat.
"All right, but I... I don't think it'll mean the same coming from me" Buzz said.
"Mr. Buzz Lightyear, you just gotta save my pal Woody" Wheezy said.
"I'll do my best, son" Buzz said
Okay, fellas, let's roll" Mr. Potato Head said putting on his mustache as they all climbed onto the roof.
"Geronimo!" Mr. Potato Head said grabbing the back of Slinky and jumped down to the ground as the bottom flew back up as Hamm grabbed it and jumped down.
"You'd think with all my video game experience I'd be feeling more prepared" Rex said falling over as he hung onto the back of Slink and came flying back up as Slinky growled.
"The idea is to let go!" Slinky said.
"I got this!" Max said jumping onto Slinky back to the bottom.
"We'll be back before Andy gets home" Buzz said pulling up his plastic helmet.
"Don't talk to any toy you don't know!" Mrs. Potato Head yelled.
"To Al's Toy Barn and beyond!" Buzz yelled grabbing Slinky end and to the bottom and Jason jumped after him as Slink jumped down as hey caught him.
"Oh god! If we were our normal sizes we'd be there already!" Jason said as they ran down the street at night as Hamm fell over and his cork fell out with some of his money.
"Uh, all right, nobody look till I get my cork back in" Hamm said turning around.
"Good work, men. Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go" Buzz said.
"What?!" Mr. Potato Head said.
" Nineteen?" Slinky said.
"Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me" Mr. Potato Head said rubbing his plastic foot.
"Come on, fellas, did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?" Buzz said.
"No" the group said.
"You were strapped to a rocket?" Jason said.
"No! And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?" Buzz said.
"You threw him out of a moving car?" Jason said looking to the other toys.
"Oh, you had to bring that up" Mr. Potato Head said.
"No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room, now let's move out!" Buzz said as Unversed appeared and surrounded them.
(A.N. Battle Theme Kingdom Hearts II OST: Desire for All That Is Lost (Extended) must be played now)
"What are they?!" Rex yelled.
"Unversed! You guys take cover!" Jason yelled as him and Max summoned their weapons as the toys ran away to take cover while Buzz stood by their side.
"Buzz what are you doing?" Jason asked.
"No toy gets left behind!" Buzz said.
"Ya!" Jason yelled attacking some of the Unversed with Max and Buzz.
"Hu! Ya! Take this!" Max yelled slamming his sword down on an Unversed.
"Hiya! Oh! Ya!" Buzz yelled attacking Unversed with punches and kicks.
"Buzz!" Jason called creating a special Attack Limit.
"Ready Space Ranger?" Buzz said sliding next to him.
"Together!" Jason yelled using Zero Gravity to make all the Unversed float off the ground as Jason and Buzz floated for the attack.
"Ya! Ya! Ya!"Buzz and Jason yelled using spin attacks on all the Unversed, "Hiya! Hiya! Ha! Ha!"
"Buzz!" Jason called as the two had their backs pressed to each.
"To Infinity and Beyond?" Buzz smirked.
"You know!" Jason said as they spun creating a tornado as all the Unversed got caught in it before all being destroyed ending the attack.
"Wow! That was amazing! You took out those creeps like they were nothing!" Mr. Potato Head said.
"Just like the game! So amazing!" Rex said.
"Come on, there will be more showing up and we need to keep moving" Jason said.
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