Thank you thank you thank for the reveiws! You guys are so awesome! :D OMG OMG I'm so exited! Danny's gonna meet everyone! xD Yaaay!

Suddenly, Danny saw a canyon/cave/mountain open up to reveal a secret entrance. It got wider and wider, until it swallowed Danny and the car and closed up. Holy baby Jesus...! thought Danny.

Danny, who was still on top of the black and yellow sports car, looked in awe as the car drove. Metal. There was metal EVERYWHERE. Not to mention the place was HUMONGOUS. It was freaking huge! She held on tighter as the car ran over something really bumpy. This place is like...a superhero lair or something! Danny thought.

The car drove for a little more before it arrived at some place that looked like a garage. Well, if a garage had super cool gadgets and a Cinema-size T.V! Suddenly, the yellow car door opened and Raf walked out.

"Thanks Bumblebee for the ride," he smiled at the car. Okay, now Raf talks to CARS?! Someone's Loooooooony Tunes! thought Danny as she stared at Raf. Just as Raf walked out, the car made some weird noises and...mechanical stuff happened. What. The. Fuck. thought Danny as she watched the car MOVE and change and do whatever the hell it was doing. When the car grew BIGGER, and the top of the car moved inwards somehow, Danny was forced to jump. It was either she jumps, or gets crushed by the...metal thingy. And trust me, that wouldn't be pretty.

So, Danny jumped at a break-neck height. Did she break her neck? Amazingly, no. Five years of gymnastics really pays off! thought Danny as she did a spin in the air. Just before Danny hit the ground, she yanked her skateboard out of her backpack and held it so that it was under her feet. (She stuffed it in there after she jumped on top of the...car.) Unfortunately, the impact of a skateboard crashing to the ground was a rather loud one.

"DANNY?!" Raf exclaimed in shock. But Danny didn't notice him. She was too busy staring at the robot. Yes, robot, folks.

"HOLY SHIT!" she yelled. And that yell wasn't a soft sort of yell. It was a echo-through-your-whole-neighborhood- type of yell. Suddenly, thumps that shook the ground filled the room.

"What's wrong?!" shouted a very, very deep voice.

"If you're hurting our 'Bee, we'll bust you up, 'Cons!" yelled another deep voice.

"Or Raf, for the matter!" continued a high girly voice.

"Is anyone hurt?!" another male voice boomed, except that it was the least deep-sounding.

Danny's eyes widened to the size of plates when she saw three HUGE robots (and a girl) running towards her.

"Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit!" she muttered.

"Oh shit, I'm in deeeeeeeep doodoo now...!" continued Danny, as she started to skate away in the opposite direction, towards the T.V. Danny unsuccessfully tried to hide herself behind some large gadget that looked oddly like a wrench. Her hiding spot might've worked out if Raf hadn't come sprinting in her direction.

"Danny! What are you doing here?! How did you even get here?!" he said, going right beside her.

"Raf! Go away! I'm hiding from those creepy demon robots!" she said a bit too loudly. (In other words, the 'bots heard everything she said.)

"They're not evil..!" Raf replied. Danny backed away into a corner.

"Raf. I'd hate to break it to you, but those...things, are out to KILL me," Danny countered, just as a robot picked up the giant wrench that she used as a hiding spot. Danny looked up in shock as a giant white-orange robo loomed over her.

"There are no 'Cons, Autobots! It's just another human child!" said the robot with the wrench in his hand. Danny looked at Raf.

"You have forced me to take desperate measures," she said gravely. Danny walked up to the robots and prepared herself.

"HE-LLO CREEPY ROBO'S. ME DAN-NY. YOU NO KILL DAN-NY OR DAN-NY KILL YOU WITH SKATEBOARD. So, see you fucks later," Danny said clearly, skating away. The Japanese girl burst out laughing.

"Oh no you don't," stated the biggest robot, as he reached for Danny. He effortlessly picked her up and she kicked her feet in the air.

"HEY! PUT ME DOWN! E.T, YOU ASSHOLE!" she yelled and thrashed around, but the robot had a firm grip on her. (And since she's rather skinny, it isn't very hard to pick her up.)

"Hahahaha-E.T-hahahaha!" laughed the Japanese girl, clutching her stomach.

"My name isn't E.T. It's Optimus Prime," said Optimus.

"Can you put me down, Godzilla? I'm begging you," replied Danny, obviously having some fun with this and causing the Japanese girl to cackle so hard that she started to cry.

"It's Optimus,"

"Chillax, Jabba the Hutt,"

"Optimus Prime!"

"Dobby wants you, Harry Potter!" *said with a british accent*

"Op-Ti-Mus!"

"Wait, let me get out my notebook..." *takes out skateboard and pretends to write* "Can you repeat that, please?"

"OPTIMUS!"

"Hey guys, sorry we're late," interrupted Jack, who just entered the room. A female robot stood behind him.

"Traffic," said the female robot. They both looked at Optimus, then at Danny, then at Optimus again. The female raised a metal eyebrow. Optimus cleared his throat and put Danny down.

"THANK YOU! It's about bloody time! Customer service here sucks!" Danny commented.

"A child somehow snuck in here," said a robot with large muscles and a tiny head.

"Hey, dude, I'm NOT a child! I'll be 12 in December!" Danny frowned. Jack gave her a 'Shut-up' look from across the room. In response, Danny gave him the finger.

"Should we tell her?" Ms. 'Bot asked.

"Well, might as well since she already saw us...," the orange/white robot said. (His colours oddly reminded Danny of orange creamsicles.) Orange-creamsicle 'bot turned to Danny.

"We are the Autobots," he stated.

"We came here from the planet Cybertron, and not long ago the Autobots had a devastating war against the ruthless Megatron and his followers, the Decepticons. In order to protect the humans from him, we need to gather energon-" Optimus started.

"Energon? Don't you mean ENERGY? And what's with this 'on' stuff? CybertrON, MegatrON, DecepticON, EnergON, I mean WTF?" shrugged Danny. Optimus nodded to Jack, who put a hand over Danny's mouth. (Ahem, revenge for her giving him the finger.)

"Zmff fher! Dzfftesd! Dzfftesd Jugg! Tzz yoo siiy hund ff mi!" Danny muffled under Jack's hand. [Translation: "Mother fucker! Dickhead! Dickhead Jack! Take your shitty hands off me!"]

"As I said before, we need to gather energon. Now, let's introduce ourselves," Prime droned. The female robot stepped up.

"I'm Arcee." Oh, so that's the person Jack was blabbing about earlier... thought Danny.

"Bulkhead."

"Ratchet, the medic."

"Bumblebee, nice to meet you."

"Umm...?" Danny said.

"Bumblebee said it's nice to meet you," Raf smiled.

"And you know me, OPTIMUS PRIME," Optimus said, making sure to say it loud and clear. Danny ripped Jack's hand off of her mouth.

"A.K.A, Hitler," she whispered so that only Jack could hear her. He stifled a laugh.

"And I'm Miko!" Miko (the Japanese girl) bounded over to Danny.

"Sooooooo, who's your guardian?" Miko asked, as she fiddled with Danny's soft and fluffy blonde hair. (Jack wanted to touch Danny's hair also, but he was too scared.)

"My what?" Danny said, confused.

"You know, protector, guardian? Mine is BULKHEAD! He's AWESOME!" Miko bragged. Bulkhead smirked.

"I don't know," Danny sighed.

"Ratchet?" Optimus said.

"Er...what, Optimus?" Ratchet answered.

"Can you be Danny's-?"

"Sure," Ratchet shrugged.

"Problem solved," Optimus said smugly.

"Hey! Who wants ta' play some music?!" yelled Miko, a guitar in her hand. Where the hell did she get that?! thought Danny.

"Woo! I'm the best electric guitar player in the world!" Miko exclaimed as she pounded on the guitar again and again. Jack and Raf were being partypoopers and were covering their ears. And guess what Danny was doing? She was hiding behind the music speakers, making stink bombs. Bulkhead was too busy 'dancing' that he didn't notice Danny. The rest of the robots were talking. About whatever.

"Done!" grinned Danny as she set the mass of hair, notebook paper, and rubber band on fire with some matches. Don't ask where she got those from. Danny has her ways...

Danny quickly put the stink bomb behind Miko's foot and casually speed walked away from the area. She even whistled!

"Okay, something's going on with Danny," stated Jack as he saw her calmly walking to some storage room. Almost on cue, Danny stopped to give him a mischievous grin. She turned, skipped inside, and shut the door.

"I agree," nodded Raf. A couple of minutes later, an absolutely HORRIBLE smell filled the room.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeew!" shrieked Miko as she ran away from the music speakers with her guitar.

"Aww man, Miko! That's DISGUSTING!" Jack grimaced. Miko looked horrified.

"I didn't do it! I'm serious!" Miko said.

"I don't think Miko could produce such a revolting smell," Bulkhead butted in, clearly not helping at all. I think she could, snickered Danny from the storage room.

"Smells like a stink bomb to me," Raf concluded. He walked over to where Miko used to be standing. A ball of stuff was engulfed in flames. In less than a minute, Arcee sprayed the thing with a fire extinguisher. Ratchet walked over and picked up the ball. Written on it was: Property of Danny Torino, you bitches! :D Bulkhead let out a low whistle.

"Busted!" he smirked.

"DANNY!" Ratchet and Prime yelled at the same time. All you could hear afterwards was Danny cackling "Ha-Ha!" while pointing at the Autobots, and her skateboard zooming away. Followed by angry thumps of the 'Bots running after her.

Whoa...that was one weird chapter! I hope it wasn't very confusing...! I think this is the fastest I've ever updated before! Yay me! *gives myself a pat on the back* I have the song C'Mon by Ke$ha stuck in my head...~Come give me some yum like a lolipop~! :D hehehhehehe yeah... PWEASE REVEIW! Oh, let me know if you have any ideas for pranks that Danny could pull (besides stinkbombs..!) :) K?