A/N: [Updated] This story is being rewritten in a new style due to complaints from idiots that can't accept 'Script format' as a true form of fan fiction. You can leave a review if you don't like the new format or preferred the old one and I'll try and fight for a rule change with the website.

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Episode 1

Lights turn on to reveal the entire cast of DP standing on stage chatting with one another. A massive SCREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH from the host makes them all turn to stare. Danny nearly goes ghost out of pure reflex but manages to stop himself when he gets a strange look from his parents.

Kam smiles evilly, "I feel so bad for you guys, but I am so very proud to announce that the first episode is going to be really fun! The request came from someone who is fan of Danielle."

Danielle stands next to the host in her human form, looking excited. "A fan of mine! That's so cool!"

Kam reads over the paper as she responds, "I wouldn't be so happy if I were you Dani."

"Why not?"

Kam holds back her laughter, "You'll see soon enough. FIRST DARE IS FOR SAM AND PAULINA! FRONT AND CENTER LADIES!"

Paulina says, "Oh you are so not saying I have to do something with her…"
Sam says, "You are not saying I have to do something with her…" The two girls glare at one another when they noticed they spoke in unison.

Kam cautiously steps in the middle. "Now now ladies… I can't say Sam is going to like this but Paulina you have nothing to worry about."

Again in unison, Sam and Paulina say, "Seriously?" then return to glaring at each other.

Kam looks nervous about stepping in the middle, "Well anyway… SAM!"

"Fine… What?"

"You must be Paulina's slave for the next three chapters. You must cater to her every whim on the boundary of being something life threatening, social life does not apply."

Sam's eyes bulge and she looks horrified. "WHAT!? YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!? Why would I ever do anything for this stuck-up little…?"

Paulina interrupts, "From now on you must call me Princess." Sam stares at her, mouth agape as Paulina smiles happily. "Hey! This IS fun. So I can command her to do whatever I want as long as she doesn't die?"

Kam nods, "Yup that's the deal. Oh and Sam can't do anything against you."

Paulina looks thrilled. "And I'm completely okay with that." She grabs Sam by the back of the shirt and drags her off stage. "I think I could use a mani-pedi right about now."

Danielle and Danny laugh as Sam is dragged away. "This show is pretty funny, don'tcha think so Cuz?" Danielle says.

Kam looks at the two of them and smirks, "Not so fast you two. For this next one poor little Dani will never be able to show her living face in public again!"

Danielle just puts her hands on her sides, looking confident. "Bring it on," she says. "I can take on anything."

Kam snickers, "Wanna bet? Danielle must wear a pink dress and a diaper, and she must act like Danny is her dad."

"WHAT!?" Danielle looks devastated then glares angrily at Danny who is on the floor laughing his head off.

Kam looks over the paper in front of her, "The original dare says for 6 chapters but for the sake of my sanity we'll cut it down to 3 so the torture will end the same time as Sam's. Sorry Dani's fan."

Jazz walks over and pulls Danielle into a protective hug, "I object to this! Putting that kind of stress on the mind of a child can have serious consequences to their mental development."

Kam raises an eyebrow at her, "Jazz you have your own dare to worry about. You are required to flunk This…" she pulls out a stack of papers taller than Dani, "…test. Even if you know the answers you must get them wrong. Mr. Lancer will grade them when you're done."

Jazz stares at the massive stack. "Well since the test is just for the show, I guess it's not a big deal."

Danny puts arm on top of the newly pinkified Dani. "This is hilarious," he laughs.

Danielle glares at him, "Yeah really funny…"

Danny scrunches up his face and makes obnoxious baby-talk to Dani, "Awww now is dat any way to speak to your dada?"

Kam walks over and whispers something in Danielle's ear. She gets an evil smirk across her face, causing Danny to shy away. Danielle takes a deep breath and yells, "WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! DADDY! I'M HUNGRY! I WANT FOOD! WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

"What The!?" Danny desperately tries to get Danielle to stop yelling while nervously glancing over at his parents who are glaring at him for making a girl cry. "Okay okay!" He says giving in. "What do you want to eat?"

Danielle smiles happily, "I want a steak dinner!"

"What?! That's way too much money…"

Danielle's eyes begin to water. "Oh I get it… daddy doesn't love me…" She gets ready to start crying loudly again.

Danny's hands go to his head in a panic, "Waaht! No! Okay fine! Wait here!" he tells her then runs off stage while Dani stands looking very pleased with herself.

Over to the side, Jazz holds up the last piece of paper. "I'm done… That was harder than I thought… purposely failing it, I mean."

Kam is about to say something, but just then Sam comes running out across the stage yelling. The Goth girl makes it about halfway across before a lasso comes out and ropes her around the waist dragging her back. "NOOO! SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE!"

Kam watches Sam get dragged away before pressing a buzzer. Mr. Lancer walks on stage. "Okay Mr. Lancer please grade Jazz's test."

~5 Minutes Later~

"DIARY OF A WHIMPY KID!" Mr. Lancer exclaims in surprise. "These are the worst test scores Casper High has ever seen!"

Kam nods impressed. "Well done Jazz. Didn't know you had it in you. Hey Mr. Lancer what should be done to someone with such a complete lack of basic school knowledge?"

Mr. Lancer thinks about it for a moment, "Well I would recommend that the student responsible be sent back to preschool in order to redo their entire educational experience."

Jazz's eyes open wide in shock and panic. "WHAT!?"

Kam happily throws her paper into the air, "You heard him Jazz! Back to preschool you go!"

Jazz frantically yells at the host, "BUT YOU SAID ALL I HAD TO DO WAS FAIL IT!"

Kam shrugs, "Yeah but I never said there wouldn't be consequences for failing, now did I?" Jazz falls to the floor crying as Mr. Lancer drags her off stage back to preschool. The host just watches the chaos for a moment. "Well that's…"

She's cut off when a giant meat monster runs across the stage with Danny Phantom flying after it.

"GET BACK HERE! GIMME THAT STEAK!" he yells. Danny blasts at the meat with his ghost ray. Meat juice goes flying everywhere, including all over Paulina who just reentered the stage.

Paulina looks down at her soggy clothing, "Ugh! Gross! Oh Dweeb girl! I need new cloths from the drycleaner. Go fetch them for me."

Sam glares at Danny, then storms off the stage grumbling under her breath.

Kam looks at the meat-covered stage and the frustrated cast members, and nods. "Well done Fan of Danielle. That was really evil. I'm impressed." She turns and bows to the audience. "Well that's all the time we have today! Let's keep the madness going! Refer to the intro if you need rules on how to submit a dare."

"This is really fun. Can't wait for more, SO BRING IT ON!"