Episode 2 – Darkness
(The host walks out watching the continued chaos from the previous episode and nods approvingly.)
Kam: -looks over at Sam who is fanning Paulina with a large palm branch- Sam you get a break!
Sam: -smiles and throws the branch to the ground, then raises her arms triumphantly- FINALLY! –she leaves a dust cloud behind as she attempts to run away but is stopped when the host grabs the back of her shirt-
Kam: -prevents Sam from running- Okay! I need… Sam, Maddie, Paulina, Jazz, Valerie, Star, Vid from Master's Blasters, Ember, Kitty, Dora, Pandora, Spectra and Lydia all to follow me to the next room. Desiree, Lunch Lady and Danielle all luck out. Desiree because you've got no legs, Lunch Lady cause you're not wanted, and Dani because you're too young for us to legally give out that kind of information.
Sam: -looks up from her position of still being dragged behind the host- Exactly what kind of information are we talking about?
Kam: You'll see…. –looks around- Hey where's Jazz? Oh right still in preschool…
(Camera's cut over to a room with tiny tables where Jazz Fenton is seen sitting in a chair so tiny that her knees are pulled up to her chest just to fit at the table. A nearby toddler struggles to put a round peg into a square hole. Jazz's eye twitches and she looks like she's about to lose it.)
(Cameras switch back to the main stage where all the women of DP are standing (or floating) near the host)
Kam: Oh well I guess we can leave her there for a little bit longer. Sorry Darkness I'll let you know next chapter about Jazz's color.
Ember: -floating nearby the host- Her color? Color of what?
Kam: -pulls out her rubber mallet again- Shush now and follow me. –Walks off stage with all the ladies following her-
~10 minutes later~
(The host and all the ladies walk back onto the stage. The men on the other side of the stage look fearful as they see the angry faces of the women.)
Kam: Okay! Sorry Darkness none of them are willing to say it themselves but I have a list. For those of you that didn't read the reviews, Darkness asked what color of underwear all the ladies wear.
Sam….Black with adorable little skulls on them
Maddie…. A red lacey pair -Danny flinches wishing he never heard that while his father looks thrilled-
Paulina… Lacey hot pink
Jazz… We'll find out later
Valerie…. Boy shorts, white…? Seriously?
Star….Lacy sky blue
Vid from Master's Blasters …. Boy shorts… again?
Ember…. Lacey Ecto-green
Kitty…. A nice Ecto-green thong
Dora… Chastity belt
Pandora…. Loin cloth
Spectra… Lacey Hot pink
Lydia…. The same black she's always wearing on the show.
Kam: Oh and Ann from my first Danny Phantom fan fiction wears a white lacey pair. Check out my fic 'The First Ghost' to see more of Ann Apparition, creator of the Ghost Zone. –Checks paper for next dare- Alrighty, Sam you're back to being a slave.
Sam: No Please NOO! -glances over at Paulina who gets an evil look on her face-
Danielle: -talking to the host- Hey can me and my 'Dad' go see a movie?
Kam: Sorry Danielle. Danny has a dare to do. –Danielle huffs and walks away-
Danny: Oh great… Now what?
Kam: Don't worry Danny. You get the better end of the deal this time. But first you might want to go off stage. We need to figure out where the Ghost Boy is.
Danny: Oh uhh… right… -runs away and flies back a moment later as Danny Phantom. He floats next to the host wondering what's about to happen-
Kam: Hey Valerie come'ere. –Valerie walks over still looking upset with the host. Kam just ignores the glare- Valarie must say she worships the ground that Danny Phantom walks on.
Valerie: -smirks- Fine by me. I worship the ground Danny Phantom walks on. –she folds her arms and looks like she really doesn't care what she just said-
Kam and Danny: -Stare at Valerie surprised she went with it so easily-
Valerie: -shrugs- It's a good thing he doesn't walk, huh? That means I don't have to mean what I said.
Kam: -looks down at paper then looks at the air beneath where Phantom is floating- Ah… Loop hole. Well played. Paulina and Tucker! –they walk over. Kam turns to the cameras- Unfortunately I can only control their lack of a divorce while the show is ongoing and not after..
Tucker: Whoa wait… Divorce?
Kam: Yeah. You two are getting married.
Paulina: What!?
Danny: What!?
Sam: FREEDOM!
Tucker: AWESOME!
(It takes a while but a whole wedding hall is set up. Paulina is led down the aisle by her freakishly large father who glares angrily at Tucker. Tucker looks terrified. The cast of DP sits in the chairs. Jack Fenton wipes a tear from his eye commenting that it's so beautiful. Maddie and all the other parents look at the wedding awkwardly. Danny sits slouching in his chair looking less than happy for his friend. Sam see's Danny's reaction and doesn't look thrilled about it.)
Kam: By the power vested in me by the duly appointed #1 website of the Fan Fiction Universe, I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. You may kiss the bride.
Tucker: Yes! –leans in and puckers his lips-
-Kam notices that Danny is missing and watches as a box of frogs floats up to Tucker and is dumped down his pants. Tucker runs away screaming. Dash is seen in the corner flinching in the memory of what having 12 frogs in his pants was like-
Danny Phantom: -turns visible in front of Paulina-
Paulina: -smiles happily- Thanks for saving me. Since the nerd ran off how about I give you a kiss instead? –a huge smile crosses Danny's face and he leans in to kiss her-
Kam: INTERFERENCE! ILLEGAL USE OF POWERS! –pulls out the Fenton Thermos and sucks Danny inside of it then smiles at the rest of the cast. The ghosts look terrified- Since he's such an important character I'll let him out next round but until then he can stay in there with Klemper and the Box Ghost as punishment.
-turns and smiles to the audience- Okay that's all the dares for today. Keep those reviews coming!
[Update]: From now on Dares are limited to 1 multi-chapter dare per person, with a length no longer than 3 chapters (the first chapter when dare is given, plus 2 others). Thank you for your support. Sorry for the new rule