Episode 4: Royalfuschia

(The room is dark until a spotlight shines down on the stage. The light falls on the host who is dramatically kneeling on the ground looking like a bad soap opera scene)

Kam: Oh the agony. That a brilliant writer such as myself should have made such a mistake… To make amends, I am left with only one resort. -wipes away a non-existent tear-

Sam: Uhh… What are you talking about?

Kam: -looks around at the cast who are all standing(or floating) in a circle around her staring at her dramatic performance. She gets up and dusts herself off then promptly turns around and pants(pulls her jeans down) Jazz-

Jazz: - stands in shock, her face turning red because everyone has a clear view of her underpants which are white with a picture of a bear on the front. She shoves the host away and pulls her pants up- What the heck was that!?

Kam: A previous darer wanted to know everyone's underwear and I forgot to tell him yours cause you were mentally unstable. –Jazz tries to argue but the host ignores her and turns to the cameras- Well guys today is going to be a fun one! –the DP cast moan audibly- Shush… Our Dares for today come from Royalfushia if you didn't get that from the title!
Oh and before I forget to mention it. Danielle go put your normal clothes back on and Sam you're no longer a slave of Paulina. –both of the girls look ecstatic. Dani runs off to change and Sam throws the drink she was holding, all over Paulina's head-

Sam: Ha! Take that! I hope I never have to deal with you again!

Kam: The first dare is for Sam and Paulina!

Sam: -stands in shock before falling to the floor to cry-

Kam: Relax Sam. This time Paulina is your slave for 3 chapters.

Sam: This pleases me.
Paulina: I am not touching anything that has your goth sweat on it.
Sam: WE DON'T SWEAT! WE SIMMER!

Kam: Yeah okay you ladies have fun with that. –looks back at the paper as Dani walks back onto stage in her normal street clothing- Good timing Danielle.

Danielle: Okay can you please call me Dani instead?

Kam: No cause that would be confusing. There's already a Danny and from now on I'll call you Mime instead.

Danielle: -looks confused- Why Mime?

Kam: Because from now till we let Danny and Vlad out you're not allowed to talk. –slaps a strip of duct tape over Dani's mouth-

Vlad: -looks up from the spot where he and his lawyer are still going over the contract- Let myself and Daniel out of where?

Kam: Well see there's a lot of fans in the DP universe that like to see you two all lovey-dovey –Danny and Vlad look at each other both seeming creeped out- The Dare asks that I stick you two in an elevator for 3 chapters but I decided to change it to sticking you guys in a room for the rest of the episode with a horde of crazy Vlad&Danny fan girls. –pulls a lever and a trapdoor opens up between the two of them.

Danny and Vlad: -quickly transform to avoid falling in. They float over the hole with sounds of snarling and growling emanating from the darkness-

Kam: Oh Right. –Tosses the Ghost Gauntlets down into the hole. About five seconds later, two arms, wearing the gauntlets, shoot up and grab Danny and Vlad by the legs and drag them, yelling, down into the dark abyss-

-the rest of the cast flinches as they hear the excited screams of a mob of insane fangirls, mixed with the yells from the two boys-

Kam: -looks over to Tucker who is leaning close to Paulina as she continues to refuse to listen to Sam's orders- We'll let those guys out after we finish this last dare. Tucker! You get another one!

Tucker: -looks unsure whether to be nervous or excited-

Kam: Hey lunch lady!

Lunch Lady: -floats over- Yes dearie?

Kam: We need your entire meat supply! STAT!

Lunch Lady: Would you like some broccoli with that?

Kam: Uhh… no?

Lunch Lady: -eyes flash and thunder rolls in the background as she yells angrily- TOO BAD THEN! KIDS WHO DON'T EAT A BALANCED DIET DO NOT GET MY MEAT SUPPLY! –chases Kam across the stage-

Kam: -cartoonish tears stream out her eyes as she runs away- Heeeyyyy! You're not supposed to attack the host! –Lunch Lady turns into her giant meat monster form and continues to chase Kam who is still screaming- Yo Dani! A little help!?

Danielle: -folds her arms glaring angrily at the host with the duct tape still on her mouth-

Kam: Pft Fine! OVEREXAGURATEDCARTOONVIOLENCEGIANTMALLETATTACK GO! –slams a giant rubber mallet down on the lunch lady before sucking her inside the Fenton Thermos- Phew.. that was close… Okay anyway… Tucker you can have this whole meat supply.

Tucker: Sweet!

Kam: After you've finished it we'll let Danny and Vlad free. –listens to the shrieks coming out of the hole-

Sam: -looks pissed- Why does he get all the easy dares?

Tucker: -stands next to a grill, cooking a steak- Face it Sam. Everyone loves the beret.

Kam: … I do love his beret…

Sam: -growls angrily and storms off-

Kam: So… Tucker… How fast do you think you can eat all this? –looks around at the giant pile that covers half the stage-

~2 hours later~

Tucker: -burps loudly. The entire meat pile is gone.-

Kam: Impressive. Okay time to let the boys out. Danielle you can take that off once we've heard their first-hand accounts of what happened down there. –presses a button and a giant bucket of ectoplasm is dumped down the whole. The excited screams turn to ones of terror and annoyance at ruined clothing. Danny and Vlad burst full speed from the floor at an angle and crash into the wall on the far side of the stage-
So guys how was it?

Danny: -wraps his arms around himself shaking- I will never be able to sleep again…

Vlad: -looks annoyed- I don't really think I'm THAT creepy… Am I? –looks around when no one responds-

Kam: -nervously scratches head- Nooo… Vladdy… you're not creepy… it's not like giving a teenage girl a weaponized suit for the sole purpose of stalking and taking pictures of a 15 year old boy is THAT weird… -coughs awkwardly-

Dani: -walks up and tugs on the host's shirt-

Kam: -looks down to see Dani still has the duct tape on- Not going to take it off? –receives an angry glare from the girl- Okay okay! Calm down... –reaches out to pull off the tape- I was just… just… -yanks on the tape but it won't come off- … Huh… that's weird…

Jack: -walks on stage- Hey has anyone seen that new Ecto Tape I made? That stuff is powerful enough to hold even the strongest of ghosts together for weeks!

Kam: -looks down at the roll of tape she used on Dani's mouth and sees the word 'Fenton' on it- Uh oh… -quickly hides the roll behind her back- Well guys that's all the time we have for today! Join us next time! -hurries away to hide the evidence-

A/N: Hey guys I have to make some changes in my style of writing if I don't want this story deleted. Also apparently from now on, dare requests should be sent to me through a PM if possible. I like working on this story and I'm sure none of you would like it if it got removed.

I'm really sorry that the site workers are having issues with me. I'll try and fix them from now on.