A/N: Been removed from the deletion list for now. Here's the new chapter written in the new style with new words. If you don't like it I do apologize. I liked the Script format also. Leave a review on what you think of the writing. Leave reviews on if you like or dislike the story SEPERATE FROM any dares you wish to leave.

Episode 5

The lights for the show turn on and the cameras show the cast of DP standing around in a circle. In the center of the throng stands Kam and Danielle. Half of the crowd has their arms wrapped around the host's waist while the other half does the same for the young halfa girl.

"Okay.." Kam said looking down at Danielle who had tears leaking from the coner of her eyes. "One more time! READY AND PULL!" Everyone in the crowd heaved at once. A sickening ripping sound echoed through the room followed by a scream. The cameras zoomed in on Danielle with a red stripe crossing her mouth. Her hands went to her face covering the painful areas.

Kam wiped some sweat from her brow, "phew.. Glad that's done. And that means we can start the next dare courtesy of a Sira Kama ! The first one is for Danielle!"

The young girl moaned, "Can't you even let me rest for a moment… it kind of hurts to talk…"

"NOPE! Sorry Girl-formerly-known-as-Mime! You're dare is to name a song you really hate…"

"Set Fire to the Rain by Adelle… can I go get some lotion now…" Danielle turns to walk away but is stopped when her shirt is grabbed by the annoying host.

Kam smirks as she looks down at the girl, "You didn't let me finish. Your dare is to name a song you really hate AND sing it in front of everyone." Kam flips a switch and 20 more cameras move up out of the floor. Each new camera has a sticker of a flag of a country on it. "The singing will be broadcast all over the world," she explained.

Danielle just stood in shock. "You're joking right? I have to sing when my mouth hurts this badly?"

Sam walked up next to Danielle and glowered at the host. "Give the kid a break. It is your fault after all. Or should we check over the clause in the contract that pertains to personal injury?"

"…" Kam stared between them for a moment thinking. "DANNY FENTON! DARE FOR YOU!" Sam folded her arms and smirked; Danielle looked up at her gratefully. To the two of them Kam said, "She still has to do it but we can save it to the end. DANIEL FENTON WHERE ARE YOU!?"

The cast looked around and found him standing on the opposite side of the stage.

"Dude… What are you doing over there?" Tucker asked peeking out around the crowd.

Danny jumped slightly, "Nothing! … Certainly not avoiding Vlad.. that's for sure." He relaxed, back to being his normal self and walked across the stage to the host. "You said you had a dare for me?"

Kam nodded, "Yes. You must…" she leaned in close and whispered something in his ear. Danny jumped again but this time in a more nervous/embarrassed way.

"I have no idea what you're talking about." He told her. Kam just raised an eyebrow and elbowed him playfully. She turned around. "Hey Sam can you come here for a second? Danny has something to tell you." Sam looked confused but she came over. "Okay Danny, go for it. No stalling." After saying this Kam pulled out her own personal camera. "Gotta get a picture of this! My favorite pairing!"

"Uhh Danny… What is she talking about?" Sam asked her friend.

Danny stood looking really nervous. He swallowed hard then blurted out as fast as he could, "SAM I REALLY LIKE YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND!?" and then quickly leaned in and kissed her, at which time the host and a million other fan girls snapped their much desired photos. Sam on the other hand just stood in shock. At first she looked happy but then her eyes darkened.

"You just did that because of a dare didn't you…?"

"Uh…" Danny failed to respond. (A/N: I still hate not being able to use script)

Sam slapped him then walked to the other side of the stage where she, Kitty, Ember and all the other women of DP discussed how much of jerks men were.

"Okay well now it's Vlad's turn!" Kam yelled out.

"Oh butter biscuits! Now what am I being forced to do?"

"You must tell Jack Fenton how much you admire him and his ability to fight ghosts, and say that you accept that Maddie chose him and not you. Of course we had Jack removed from the room so he doesn't know that you're being forced to say this."

"But I don't have to mean it?"

"Even if you don't mean it, Jack and Maddie will still think that you do. Oh and…" Kam tosses something to Danny. "Danny gets that also." Danny looks down to see that the item is a tape recorder.

Danny looks smug, "This pleases me." Vlad doesn't look happy.

Kam yells, "OKAY BRING IN THE AMAZING COUPLE IN THE JUMPSUITS!"

Jack Fenton runs onto the stage and tackles Vlad. "HEY Hey V-man! They told me you had something you wanted to tell me?" He leans in close, "It's not about a ghost is it?"

Vlad gets angry, "GET OFF ME YOU GIANT.." and is silenced by a glare from the host. "…giant… orange jump-suited fashion trend…" he says barely forcing the words out. Jack smiles.

"Aw Vladdy if you wanted a jumpsuit so much why didn't you just say so!?" Jack pulls an extra orange jumpsuit out from behind his back. "Here I have a spare!"

Vlad pushes the orange monstrosity away, "I'm not wearing that!"

Kam and Danny stand next to each other looking suspicious. "I don't know," Kam says, "think we should make him wear it?"

Vlad raises an eyebrow, "And how do you plan to force me, fool?" The pair's only response is Kam passing Danny the Fenton Thermos; Danny takes it and he gives Vlad his signature glowing-green-eyed glare. Vlad swears, "Oh cheese whiz…"

Vlad comes out a few minutes later wearing a far too large orange jumpsuit. Jack looks so happy.

"Hey Uncle Vlad…?" the host says trying to contain her laughter. "Don't you have something to say to him?"

"Oh Fine already! Jack…" Vlad hesitated. "I think… I mean.. I really admire you and you're a… a amazingly stupi…endous ghost hunter." Jack and Maddie both looked surprised at his words.

Kam elbowed Vlad, "And?"

"And I accept –for the moment –that Maddie chose Jack instead of myself. Are you happy now?" he snarled at the cameras.

"I'll answer that for the dare-giver: Yes, Very." Vlad glared at the cameras then turned and stomped off, the excess fabric from the jumpsuit dragging on the floor behind him.

Kam turns to the cameras and frowns, "Well that's all the dares for today because I'm trying to avoid a lawsuit." Sam and Danielle stand behind her, Vlad's lawyer was standing next to them holding a section of the contract. The two girls looked confident enough to conquer the world (or the fan fiction one anyway). The host swallowed hard and forced a smile to the cameras. "Just one last note," she said, "Danielle did say 'Set Fire to the Rain by Adelle' was her least favorite. So I'm guessing if anyone sees her and wants revenge for her dodging a bullet they could theoretically play it very loudly as she flies by."

"Yeah and they would get their music player destroyed in the process." Danielle said while her finger glowed with ecto-energy.

"That's all for today! Remember to look at the first chapter for rules on dares! See you all next time!"