Episode 7 – Fruityloophating Loveness
"Hey guys!" Kam steps out on the stage holding a very beat up version of the Fenton Thermos. "Today is an episode of Love! We'll be proving the legitimacy of a marriage! Giving one lucky guy his chance to propose! And setting up two geniuses on a date!"
Tucker stands on the side by Danny and Sam. "I bet I know who will do the proposing." He snickers and elbows Danny in the arm lightly. Danny looks suddenly nervous. Sam never heard his comment because of being busy directing a dark glare of hatred at the host.
"Let's get on with this shall we!" Kam turns back to the DP cast. "First up are Vlad and Maddie! Dare given by unfortunate person who had their name erased while I was sorting out all my story issues!" Vlad looks absolutely ecstatic, while Maddie looks petrified.
"Oh Maddie!" Vlad says, "How I've hoped for this day to come!" He starts to get down on one knee before Kam slides up next to him and addresses Maddie.
"Over the past two years, Vlad has attacked you and your husband, imprisoned your son in a box that zaps him if he tries to escape, hired a ghost to steal from your base, tricked you in order to steal one of your inventions," with each word Maddie's face fills more and more with rage. After 2 whole minutes Kam finishes her list and Vlad is left on his knees with no idea what to do.
"WHY YOU SLEEZY CHEESE FOR BRAINS!"
"Oh! One thing we forgot. Fruitloophater wanted me to show this to Jack." Maddie pauses to stare at Kam who pulls Jack over. Kam shows Jack a picture. "This is a shrine that Vlad built to the love of his life who he wants to steal away from his most hated rival." Jack stares at the picture confused.
"I would hardly call him a rival…" Vlad barely manages to utter that comment before Maddie sees the picture also. She yells out in fury, strikes a few martial arts poses then gives Vlad a swift kick between the legs. Vlad crumples to the ground.
"Jack!" Maddie leaps into her husband's arms and kisses him. Jack doesn't seem to get it but he happily carries his wife to the side of the stage where they continue to makeout, much to Danny and Jazz's horror.
"Oh grose!" Danny covers his eyes and turns away.
"Don't sweat it dude. It's your turn next." Tucker jumps behind Danny and Sam and begins pushing them to the front of the stage. The host holds up a hand to stop him.
"Sorry Tucker. I just need Sam for this one." Tucker looks confused but shrugs and walks over to Paulina who is still technically married to him. She slaps him in the face when he tries to hug her.
Sam walks to the host, "What now…?"
Kam holds up the beat up thermos at arm's length pointing it away from herself. She opens the lid and a malicious blue-black light shines out. Evil laughter is heard as Dark Dan flies out of the thermos!
"Free at last!" and he remained free for all of 2 seconds when the host slipped a collar around his neck. Dark Dan looks down at the contraption, "What the heck is this?" He gives the host an obfuscated look.
"Welcome Dark Dan!" Kam says. "You're currently on the set of my Dare Show Spooktacular. To make a long story short, we have a dare for you, and if you don't do it then you have to spend the rest of eternity in this shiny new Fenton Thermos with everybody's favorite ghost, Klemper!" Kam smiles happily. Dark Dan looks horrified.
"Not that obnoxious little brat!"
"Yup!" Kam waves for him to come closer. Dark Dan floats down so Kam can whisper in his ear.
"I have to What!?" His face goes as red as his green skin will possibly allow.
"You heard what I said. Now hop too it!" Kam holds up the Klemper thermos, smirking. Dan awkwardly floats over to Sam.
"Umm… " Dan begins, then he notices Sam's terrified face. He looks back to the host for some help but she just waves him on. Turning back to Sam, Dark Dan rubs the back of his neck, a nervous tick that Sam has often noticed in Danny. "Sam.. I ah… well… back when I was human… or even when I was half ghost… before you umm… you know… died… I actually really liked you." Sam raises an eyebrow confused. "This dare might be the only reason I'd actually say it to you… but it doesn't mean that's not how I really feel." Sam's now shocked but not in a bad way. Dark Dan fumbles over his words as he continues, "So I guess my question is… Would you umm… maybe… I dunno… marry.."
Before Dark Dan can finish his question, Danny Phantom flies straight through Sam's torso and slams into his twisted-alternate-time-stream self. Dan and Danny go smashing into the back wall. Danny is the first to stand. He stares angrily at his older self.
"You STAY AWAY FROM HER!" he yells.
Dark Dan smirks. "Why? Just so you can continue to force yourself through a friendship you're afraid to destroy?"
Danny takes a deep breath, preparing to use his Ghostly Wail, but all he manages to let out is a short yell as he is once again sucked into the Fenton Thermos. Kam caps the thermos and sighs. "I'm getting really sick of carding him for interference. Sam, give Dan your answer."
Sam walks over and awkwardly helps Dan out of the rubble he was under. "Sorry, but after you tried to kill us.. I really don't think things would work out. I guess we could still be friends if you wanted."
Dark Dan spends less than half a second considering this, "Ha! Why would I ever want that? I have more than enough power to destroy you all. And since I'm free from the meddling Clockwork now I can just go about killing all my enemies all over again. I can AAAHHHH!" Dark Dan was also sucked inside the thermos.
"Well now that that's done. We have one more dare from fruitloophater. By the way the pain to Vlad, and the Dark Dan propose dares were made by two different people who unfortunately I forgot their names due to just copying and pasting the dares. So Guests 1 and 2 we at DSS would like to thank you for your dares and apologize for forgetting your names. Okay! Time for Fruitloophater's last dare for this episode, yes he has more dares but those are not love-dares so I'm putting them in a different episode. JAZMINE! FRONT AND CENTER!"
Jazs walks up, her eye twitching and her arms pulled tight into her body, expecting the worst.
"Jazz today is easy. You get to go on a date with Fruitloophater's original character, ka…" Kam re-reads the name, then nods happily. "Kameron Anderson! He's 18 years old with brown hair, brown eyes, 6'5" and will be wearing a ghostbusters shirt and bluejeans when you meet him at the movies this afternoon." Kam, the host, hands Jazz a ticket.
Jazz looks at the ticket then back at Kam, "We're going to watch Casper The Friendly Ghost?"
"Yeah! I thought it was appropriate. Now off with you!" She pushes Jazz to the door, then turns back to the audience. "We'll find out how that went next episode. For now We of the DSS wish you all evil dreams and hope you'll join us next time!"