Episode 9 -Raskov

Josh walks back onto the stage pushing a wheelchair where the former host is sitting comatose. He pushes Kam off to the side and walks back to center stage. "Okay! We got a fun episode today. First off I'd like to outline a policy that Kam alerted me to during a short minute of fluidity about five minutes ago. Apparently we don't do kissing dares here. Sorry to all you fan girls. And sorry to Raskov, who asked for Ember and Danny to kiss." Ember silently wretches on the sidelines. "So to make up for it, we're going to do a costume swap and a photo shoot for one episode."

Giant vacuum tubes drop down and fall over Danny and Ember, who both yell out in shock as their clothing is vacuumed off of them. Leaving them both in their underwear, of course Ember goes invisible before anyone can see hers, Danny just covers up his smiley face boxers that happen to match a pair that Tucker wore in another fan fic written by ZoologyKam. The vacuum sputters for a moment then coughs out the clothing. Danny, for the sake of not being naked grabs the black spandex and rushes off the stage. The T-shirt and jeans just vanish in thin air.

"We'll get back to them later." Josh looks back over his sheet. "Up next is Amorpho." Everyone looks around confused.

"Who's Amorpho?" Sam asks.

"Oh sure.. no one remembers me. I mean why would anyone remember the ghost who doesn't even have a face."

Josh goes and pats the faceless depressed ghost on the back then whispers in his ear. Amorpho perks up immediately.
"Really? I get to do that and not be sucked into the thermos?" Josh nods. Amorpho laughs maniacly and vanishes from sight.

"Well that was weird."
"Well that was weird."

"Huh?" Sam turns around to find a copy of herself with red eyes, making faces at her. "And what are you supposed to be?"
"And what are you supposed to be?"
"That's really not funny."
"that's really not funny."
"No seriously knock it off…"
"No seriously knock it off." Amorpho flies around to the other side of Sam and taps on her shoulder.

"QUIT IT!"

"Why? This is fun!" Amorpho-Sam laughs while floating in the air just out of the original-Goth's reach.

"Can we forget the morphing maniac and get this episode over with!" Everyone turns to see Danny standing in the back; the black spandex of Ember's cut-off looking just plain awkward over his pasty human chest. He steps forward and trips because of the added height of Ember's platform shoes.

"I'm with the dipstick on this one." Ember's voice comes from the air next to Danny. Danny momentarily glares at Ember, angry that she can go invisible and that he didn't think of it first. Tucker pulls out his camera. Josh grabs the camera away.

"Okay you fangirls outthere! Through the magic of FAN FICTION," Josh presses a button on the floor and smoke fills the room, "We're no longer allowing our ghost cast to become invisible or use any of their other ghost powers." As the smoke fades, Ember comes back into view, wearing Danny's red t-shirt and blue jeans, and shoes. "And now," he tosses the camera back to Tucker who, looking for some good blackmail, jumps in line with the crazed and screaming fangirls, "HAVE AT IT!" The girls scream and run towards Danny and Ember, who also scream but instead run away. Danny Fenton turns into Danny Phantom (still wearing the black cutoff), and both Danny and Ember attempt to phase through the wall.

They fail obviously.

The last that is seen of them is their hands slowly sinking into the ocean of fangirls as they are mobbed offstage.

Josh smiles approvingly. "Okay. Next Kitty has to banish Vlad."

Kitty and Vlad stare at each other confused.

"umm… okay whatever." Kitty blows a kiss at Vlad, who tries to run but is tripped by Maddie. He falls on his face and is hit by the green lips. Maddie just smiles innocently and walks back over to Jack as if nothing happened.

Josh tugs on his collar nervously, "Note to self: Never build a shrine to another man's wife."

"NEVER BUILD ONE PERIOD!" Kam yells from the wheelchair. Everyone looks at her expecting her to be well again but she returns to her drooling right after speaking.

"Okay then… Well that was everything I had on my… oh wait. Tucker!" Tucker looks back from the side of the stage where he is selling copies of his costume-swap pictures to hands with money. "You have to steal the crown of fire from Pariah Dark."

"Uhhh… But didn't Danny seal him away without the crown?"

"TURNIPS!"

Josh ignores Kam and goes to review the video, "Oh yes it appears that he did and since you can't steal it from Vlad, who's currently banished, we'll just have to have you have a boxing match with the Fright Knight." Josh jumps forward with an evil smile and pulls the sword out of the pumpkin. Blinding lights and evil music, then the Fright Knight stands laughing evily.

"FREE AT LAST! Huh…?" in a puff of smoke, boxing gloves appeared on his hands. "What is this?"

"Nothing, but you either get to punch this human repeatedly, or spend the night with Klemper in the thermos."

The Fright Knight looks at the thermos, looks at the boxing gloves, then looks at Tucker, who is still slack-jawed at the sudden change. Tucker goes down in 1 punch.

Josh smiles approvingly. "And that's all we have for today! Sorry it was a short episode! But you get two in a row so see you next time!"