Episode 11 – 1eragon33

Kam walks onto stage, fully restored to her bubbly and evil self. "Hi guys! Sorry about that! We've got a lot of catching up to do on dares, so let's get started right away!" She smiles at the cast then notices everyone that has scrapes or bruises. "Jeeze what happened to you guys."

List of injuries:
Tucker – blackeye and concussion
Danny- scrapes and a chunck of hair missing from side of head
Ember –same as Danny plus a broken arm
Observents- scrapes cuts and one has a blackeye

No one responded, instead choosing to glare angrily at the host.

"Ahaha… Oh hey where's Vlad?"

"Oh right I forgot about him." Kitty says. She shrugs her shoulders and blows a kiss to bring him back. Vlad reappears in a puff of smoke. He throws up his arms, screams then runs across the stage.

"Well anyway! Dares today are brought to you by 1eragon33, and I must add that these are pretty evil if I do say so myself. We'll start with the dare for Sam to extend the torture."

"oh joy… as if I haven't had enough torture in this stupid show already."

"Nope you haven't!" Kam jumps next to Sam and shoves some headphones over her ears.

"Hey what!..." Sam freezes as the music plays. Slowly a change comes over her; her face goes blank then her eye begins to twitch. The horror of the Smile Smile Smile song completely overpowering her goth senses, leaving the poor teen paralyzed, unable to pull the headphones off.

"We'll come back to her in a bit. Who's got the thermos?"

"Here ya go." Josh tosses the thermos from his seat just off stage.

"Thanks babe!" Kam pulls the lid off the thermos and Klemper, Box Ghost and Dan fly out as fast as they can. Klemper and Box Ghost have 3 seconds of freedom, just enough time for Box Ghost to throw one of the prop crates at Klemper's head, before they were sucked back into the cylindrical monstrosity. "A big welcome back to Dark Dan!"

"If I do what you say, I won't be shoved back in that thermos with those idiots right?" Dan shivers at the memory.

"Yup!" Kam takes Dan by the hand and leads him to a closet where a small pony is standing just inside the door. "Dan meet Pinkey Pie! You have to stay in this closet with her for two chapters and Not make her cry. Make her cry and it's back to the thermos." Dan looks from Pinkey Pie to the thermos to Kam. His eye twitches, much like Sam's, but in the end he goes into the closet.

As he floats next to the horse, Pinkey Pie giggles, "You look funny! Is your head hot from those flames?"

"Uhh…"

"Do you want a cupcake? I love cupcakes. I want a cupcake!"

"Uhh…"

Kam slams the door on the two of them. "This is why I don't watch My Little Ponys! Next up is Tucker and Paulina! Dare says for you two to kiss."

Paulina slides over to Kam looking nervous, "But you said you don't do kissing dares right?" Tucker slides up next to Paulina and sprays some breath freshener in his mouth, then smooths his eyebrows. Paulina now looks panicked. "Right!?"

"Unfortunately Paulina is right! It's a matter of policy. I find kissing dares to be very lame and repetitive so to make this more interesting, I've made you both special shirts!" Kam hands the two shirts to Paulina and Tucker. When they hold them up, the shirts read, 'Luv my Geek' for Paulina, and 'Luv my Chicka' for Tucker. "Wear those and give each other a hug and you're done."

Paulina doesn't look happy but she pulls the shirt on and puts her arms out. Tucker jumps with excitement, struggles with his own shirt then throws his arms around Paulina. Half a second and Paulina let's go and tries to shove him away. Unfortunately for her it doesn't work because their shirts seem to be stuck together.

"Hey… What is this!?" Paulina pushes harder on Tucker's face. "It's stuck! Somebody get this Loser off me!"

Kam arms her Thermos and sends a glare at Danny right has he takes the dramatic stance he normally does before he transforms. He sees Kam, then the thermos, then stands back and doesn't move, leaving Tucker looking thrilled and Paulina looking like the nerd-connection is burning her alive.

The host turns away from them and smiles. "Good boy Danny because now you have your own dare to do." She presses a button, and a table rises from the floor in front of Danny Fenton. The table is covered with a mountain of Jack Fenton Toast! "No transforming and no help and you have to eat all of this before the next chapter! ONYOURMARKSGETSETGOOOO!" Danny dives onto the table and shoves pieces of toast into his mouth.

Kam smiles and nods. "Good job 1eragon33! I approve of these dares! Oh and how is Sam doing?"

The Goth is sprawled out on the floor like a corpse.

"Very good! Okay guys That's all for today! Until Next Time!"