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Welcome back to Camp Half Blood one shots!

Diclaimer: I don't own PJO or Tori Vega from Victorious. Or webkinz

Enjoy... Letter A!

A is for Aardvark

"Nico, for the last time, I will not buy you an aardvark!" Percy yelled at his younger cousin.

Nico had just made Percy wake up by jumping on his bed at 3:00 in the morning.

Nico was wearing very strange PJ's for a son of the god who's kind of the Underworld. He was wearing sky blue footie PJ's with those weird pea-green zombies, aardvarks n aardvark webkinz.

Percy was dressed in normal PJ's, a pair of PJ pants and a t-shirt.

"But I had a dream where an aardvark helped me learn to love and then was my wing man, and then Tori Vega fell in love with me when me and Aardy saved her from the evil ant eater named Billy Joe!" Nico whined.

"Nico, I have two things to say. One, Tori Vega is a fictional character played my the actress Victoria Justice. Two, did the Aardvark talk to you?" Percy asked.

"Yeah! He had a really deep voice, but then he told me to kill Blackjack, and I knew it was all in my head." Nico said.

"Nico, go back to bed." Percy mumbled, his face smooshed into his pillow.

"Fine." Nico said, then walked out the door.

~ONE HOUR LATER~

Percy woke up to the sound of someone yelling his name. He grumbled and sat up.

Thalia was on the Iris Message screen. Percy groaned when he saw the time: 4 a.m.

"Kelp Head, why did Nico Iris Message me at four in the morning asking me to buy him an aardvark because, and I quote 'you were too mean and evil to buy him a lovable friend who he would love for years'?" Thalia asked.

"He had a dream where an aardvark named Aarty helped him get Tori Vega to fall in love with him." Percy replied, then face planted into his pillow.

"Kelp Head! Kelp Head!" Percy couldn't hear Thalia anymore because he was off to Dreamland.

~THAT MORNING~

Percy was at his breakfast table when Nico stood this the Hades table.

"Attention everyone! I need an aardvark as a pet, and Percy won't get me one. So I have prepared this 5 hour long speech about why he should but me an aardvark." Nico said then started his speech.

~FIVE HOURS LATER~

"So Percy, can I have an aardvark now?" Nico asked a sleeping Percy.

"Huh? Oh sure, whatever." Percy trailed off then went back to sleep.

He could hear a faint "YES!" In the background.

A/N:

hehe. I was mean to Nico and made a 14 year old boy have a webkinz aardvark.

For all of you people out there that don't know what webkinz are, they are stuffed animals with codes on their tags that you can enter on the Internet and play with them in real life and a virtual world.

Okay, it was short and not that good, but it was fun to write!

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XxWarriorsrockxX ~out~

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