Gamer
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
When Kakashi woke up the next morning, it hit him that last night couldn't have possibly been a dream. He was still in bed with the moron who insisted that he had created him for a start. And he could see the box that held all the information about his world. Not to mention the fact that nothing looked familiar to him at all.
There were voices and noises as people moved around downstairs.
Might as well go see who else I have to deal with. He hopped off the bed leaving the useless one asleep.
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Obito rolled over and groaned, glad to finally have some space in his bed. There was something at the back of his mind bothering him, but he couldn't bring himself to care.
I'll think about it later, first I'll play a bit on the Xbox and-
He jumped up as he realised what it was he'd forgotten. Kakashi! Kakashi had come out of the TV last night, and insisted on sharing his bed and insulted him and-
He wasn't there.
Probably really was a dream... Oh well, I'll go get some breakfast. Obito had a very short attention span most of the time, so couldn't be bothered to bide on things that could've happened. It would just depress him.
His mother was in there chatting to someone.
"Mornin' ma"
"Obito, I'm glad you're up. We're having a family friend staying with us for a while"
"A friend?"
"Morning Obito" He froze and turned around slowly to see Kakashi sitting at the table calmly nibbling a piece of toast.
"Kakashi? What the hell are you doing here?"
"Obito! Be nice, Kakashi has just lost his parents!"
"His parents?"
"Thankyou very much for the breakfast Mrs Uchiha"
"Oh it's no problem. Obito, go set up the spare bed in your room"
"B-but-"
"Now!"
"Fine!"
Why is Kakashi still here? And why does my mum think he's living with us?
Obito started setting up the spare bed; whilst feeling pretty annoyed that he was somehow being tricked yet could do nothing about it.
"Your mother's pretty simple minded"
"GAH!" Kakashi had come into the room while he hadn't noticed and was leaning against the wall with a smug expression. His eyes looked smug anyway. He'd covered up his face with the mask he usually wore. "What do you mean my mum's simple minded?"
"It was easy to trick her into believing what I told her obviously"
"... YOU BRAINWASHED MY MUM?"
"Yep"
"Why would you do that?"
"Makes it easier to stay here. There's nowhere else for me to go anyway"
"You still shouldn't brainwash her though!"
"It's not like anyone would believe you if you said anything"
"Bastard!" Obito just decided to ignore the arrogant prick, and carried on setting up the bed.
How did he end up being such a twat? I didn't make him that way! His thoughts were interrupted, when Kakashi kicked him in the ass, making him fall onto the bed.
"What did you do that for?"
"It was hard to resist"
"You're such an asshole!"
"Remember what your mother said, you have to be nice~"
I hate this guy...
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It wasn't just his mother who had been fooled. His dad and even Shisui had been tricked. Everyone seemed to like Kakashi and think that he was a really nice, sweet boy. The worst part was that only Obito knew how much of an asshole he really was.
He'd continuously demand things, and if he refused he'd tell his mother. It wasn't just that, but he also rubbed it in his face.
"Why are you such a dick to me?" He was currently lounging on Obito's bed reading a book.
"I don't know what you mean"
"I think you do! You're always an asshole!"
"It's not my fault you're an idiot"
"I'm not an idiot! You're just overly smart!"
"Well you apparently made me, so it's your fault if I'm an 'asshole'"
"Uggghhhh" After his outraged wail, he sat down in the corner and started reading a book. This wasn't something he did often, but he really couldn't be bothered with talking and if he went downstairs he'd be given crap about being rude to his 'guest'.
"Hey moron" Christ go away.
"What?"
"Come here a second"
"Why?"
"Just do it"
"Can't I just have a break?"
"Nope~"
"For fuck's sake" He stalked over and sat on the bed next to Kakashi. "Ok, I came over, now what do you want?"
Kakashi simply leant over and kissed him.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Obito ran to the other side of the room, trying to keep as much distance between himself and the pervert.
"Why did you run off?"
"Because I didn't want to be molested! Why the hell did you do that?"
"You'll do"
"I'll do?"
"Flirting with girls is too much effort. You're here so I'll just play around with you"
"Are you gay?"
"Bi actually"
"I'm not though, so leave me out of it!"
"Hmmm fine. Your brother's not bad anyway"
?
"Don't you dare touch Shisui!"
"Well if you don't like that, then just shut up and take it like a little bitch"
"You arrogant bastard"
"Pretty sure you want it really"
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Dinner really sucked. They spent the whole time listening to Kakashi's boasting, and talking about how wonderful he was...
Stupid arrogant ass
"Isn't that wonderful Obito?"
"What is?"
"Kakashi's going to be starting school with you tomorrow!"
"WHAT?" He jumped up not caring if he got yelled at.
"Don't be so loud!"
"Why does he have to come to school?"
"Because he's going to be living with us, so he might as well go to school too"
"I'm sure Obito and I will be best friends" He put on a fake smile that made Obito want to gag.
"I don't want to be friends with him! He's a dick!"
"Obito, don't be so rude! He's had a very difficult time!"
"No he hasn't he's-"
"It's fine, I don't mind"
"You're lucky he's such a nice person Obito! Now you will look out for him tomorrow, and show him around got it?"
"But-"
"Obito!"
"Fine!" Damn I hate this guy.