Hi! Most of these will probably be about Nico cause he's sooo fun to make fun of!

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO. Only one person does, and I'm not that person. I wish... I also don't own Walmart. I also don't own Dancing Waters perfume, if there is such a thing.

I don't really know what Juvie is like, so yeahhhhhhh... I did my best.

BTW: in this fic, Nico is 16 and Percy and Annabeth are 20 and married.

Enjoy!

"Nico's in where?" Annabeth screeched at Percy.

"Juvie. Apparently he got kicked out of Walmart and refused to leave." Percy replied.

"So we have to go get him?" Annabeth said.

"Yeah. A family member has to do it. A close family member. His mom is out of the question. So is his dad and uncles. All of the rest if his family is dead besides you, me and Thalia. And I don't think a 15 year old girl can go into Juvie to get her 17 year old cousin." Percy said. Annabeth sighed.

"Then lets go." Annabeth said while walking out the door.

Annabeth and Percy walked into Juvie. Percy walked up to a security guard.

"Hello. We're here to pick up Nico Di Angelo." Annabeth said. The security guard just nodded.

"Can we pick him up now?" Percy asked. The guard nodded and pointed to a door. Percy and Annabeth walked though the door.

Inside was a dull gray room with gray metal picnic tables. Nico was handcuffed to a table in the corner, propping himself up with his other hand.

"Percy!" he yelled, then stood up. The chains on the handcuffs were too short and he fell back down, face planting on the table. Percy and Annabeth walked over to Nico.

"Care to tell us how you got in this joint?" Percy said, though it was more of a statement.

~FLASHBACK~

Nico Di Angelo walked into the doors of Walmart. He had some very big plans for that day, and he was very excited about them. Well, as excited as the son of the king of the dead can be. His plans were to get kicked out of Walmart.

As he walked around the store, he decided what he should do. He cackled to himself, earning a few strange looks from the fellow customers.

His plan consisted of 5 parts.

PART 1: ASK EMPLOYEE TI HELP FIND MOM. THEN REMEMBER SHE IS DEAD

Nico ran up to an employee.

"I can't find my mother! MOM! MOOOOOOOOM!" Nico screeched.

"Okay, okay, we'll find your momma." the employee said, the the two of them walked around the store trying to find Nico's mom, who would never be found.

"Are you sure your mom is even here?" The employee said, exasperated.

"Oh wait, I just remembered! My mom dies when I was 7! I'm so stupid sometimes!" Nico said, happily skipping away.

"What, what! You know what, never mind." the employee walked up to his boss.

"I quit! This job Ana's been driving me crazy! 'Gerald, stack the oranges! No you didn'demo it right! Stack them again!' Now I have to deal with a 16 year old guy who needed to find his mom, then remembered she died, like 9 years ago!" The employee, Gerald, threw off his name tag then stomped off. His boss just looked confused.

The whole time Nico had been watching from behind a plant, then couldn't stop his laughter.

PART 2: DART AROUND SUSPICIOUSLY WHILE HUMMING THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SONG

Nico had changed into the black clothes he had brought and drafted around like a spy, humming the Mission Impossible song.

~3 minutes later~

Gerald's boss had gotten a bunch of complaints from customers about a teenage boy darting around the frozen foods section. The strange part was he seemed strangely like the boy Gerald quit because of...

PART 3: TRY ON WOMEN'S CLOTHING THEN ASK CUSTOMER SERVICE WHY THEY DON'T FIT AND YELL THAT'S EXOLAINS A LOT WHEN IT IS EXPLAINED

Nico walked up to customer service, cutting to the front of the line of 5 people. He peered at the lady's name tag.

"Jo, I would like to know why these pants don't fit me!" Nico screeched.

"You are a boy right?" Jo asked.

"Yes!"

"These are girls pants."

"That explains why they had bras! I thought they were just weird slingshots!" Nico yelled, smiling like he was happy with himself.

PART 4: SPRAY PREFUME ON ME AND A LITTLE BOY

Nico walked into the perfume isle. He picked up the Dancing Waters perfume and sprayed it all over himself.

The lady buying perfume with her son eyed him warily.

"Hi mam! I have two questions. One, do I smell good?" Nico asked, stuffing his hand in her face.

"And two, can I spray this on your son to make him smell good? Thanks!" Nico didn't even wait for an answer before spraying the poor kid with Dancing Waters perfume.

Then Nico cackled evilly and ran away.

PART 5: FRUIT BOWLING!

Nico had gathered a small crowd of kinds under the age of 10, and it included a few babies. He had a large lettuce ball, and 10 squash set up in a triangle formation. Nico had even gotten a 12 year old to be a 'sports announcer'.

Nico slowly backed up, then came running at the pins, jumping on them and squashing them, spraying the kids with squashed squash(Hehe). They all screamed in terror, then ran away.

Suddenly the store manager came up to Nico with two huge guys with yellow security vests.

"Why do you have security guards? This is a grocery store, not a movie set." Nico said, acting smart.

"You are BANNED from Walmart until the day you die!" The manager said, then the yellow vested guys each grabbed one of Nico's arms and escorted him outside the store, where a group of cops were waiting.

"Uh oh." Nico muttered.

~END OF FLASHBACK~

"And that is how I, Nico Di Angelo, got banned from Wal-Mart and jot sent to Juvie." Nico said smugly.

"Okay Nico, time to go home." Annabeth said. On their way out Nico was asking all sorts of questions.

"Will you sneak me into Walmart?" Nico asked.

"No, Nico."

"Can you help me sneak into Walmart?"

"No."

"Will you buy me a toothbrush?"

"Sure."

"Really?"

"No."

"Dang it!"

A/N:

Hope you enjoyed! I'll try to update really often, because this is really fun for me to write!

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