Gamer Chapter 5
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
"Whatever you do, do not look into its eyes. And it can smell fear so be warned"
"Didn't you say he was only 9?"
"Never underestimate the evil that is Sasuke Uchiha"
As he had been so nice yesterday, Obito decided that Kakashi deserved a bit of warning about the horrors of his little shit of a cousin. Sasuke and Itachi were staying the night as his aunt and uncle were on a holiday, so he decided that any ally would do.
"What does he do exactly?" Clearly no one else quite understood the danger.
"He's a little shit! He moans, and whines, and if that doesn't work blackmails into getting his own way"
"Sounds just like a typical kid to me"
"That's what they all say..."
When he heard the door open and the unmistakable voice of his aunt Mikoto, he knew the end was nigh.
"Boys, your cousins are here!" Suppressing a shudder, Obito made his way downstairs. Itachi was already walking off with Shisui, as they were very close, leaving Sasuke staring at them.
"Sasuke this is Kakashi. Kakashi, Sasuke" He made the introductions then went and collapsed on the sofa. With a bit of luck they would keep each other amused and he could get his much needed quiet time.
Fat chance.
"Hey stupid" Sasuke was standing by the side of the chair with a smug expression on his face. "Let me play on your Xbox again"
Screw that!
"Why the hell would I let you do that? You ruined my game!" Not to mention the fact that his character had been pulled out, and the game no longer existed...
"If you don't let me I'll-" He suddenly froze, a completely blank expression on his face.
"...Sasuke?"
No response.
"...Little cockbag?"
There was silence and just as he was about to prod him in the forehead, Kakashi appeared.
"Shit! This isn't good, something's happened to Sasuke!"
"Don't worry, he'll be fine"
"How do you-" Oh. "...What did you do?"
"I simply zapped him a little"
"With electricity? That's really dangerous!"
"Noooo of course not... I just used a little magic"
"...Did you use the same thing you used to brainwash my family?"
"Yep"
"Soo... what kind of stuff can you get him to do?"
"Anything you like"
"So he's basically a mindless slave?"
"You could put it that way, yes"
"...FUCK YES!" Obito jumped up and started doing a little victory dance.
"What's with the dance?"
"It's my victory dance~"
"It looks very nice, I could take you right now" Obito simply punched his arm. He didn't put too much force behind it though, so pleased was he to have a chance for revenge.
"You are truly a genius!" Kakashi raised his eyebrow.
"I already know this of course, but why now?"
"Because I can finally take my revenge!"
"I see... what are you going to do?"
"... I don't know yet. But it'll be something awesome!" He continued his little jig. "How do you get him to do things?"
"Just tell him and he'll do what you like"
"Excellent~" He walked over to his little twat of a cousin, who was still frozen part way through the conversation. "Sasuke?"
The little boy raised his head, and gave Obito a blank stare. He looked a little like a soldier waiting for orders.
"Get me and my friend here some drinks and nacho's" He turned and walked out to the kitchen.
"...That's your revenge?"
"It's only the beginning my friend"
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This is quite possibly the best day of my life. Obito relaxed on the sofa, with Kakashi next to him. Sasuke had been waiting on them hand and foot for the last couple of hours, bringing them food, and anything else they requested. The best was yet to come however.
"Ok Sasuke listen close" The young boy looked up.
"I want you to go into mum's room, and put on one of her dresses... and put a bra on your head" As Sasuke went to do it, he began to laugh.
"That was a pretty good idea actually"
"I know I'm awesome in that way. Your magic is so useful! I wish I'd known this before, because there is so much that needs to be done"
"Like?"
"We need to teach all those bastards who've given me too much crap over the years a lesson!"
"I have no problem with that. What did you have in mind?"
"I'll figure it out" He lay back with a satisfied grin. Things were finally looking up.
I'm pretty glad Kakashi is here... he's not that bad really. Although Obito did wish that the pervert would stop groping him. Especially with the way he was slowly moving his hand towards his crotch. A quick elbow to the ribs soon stopped that. Why the hell is he such a perverted asshole?
"Not bad" Looking to where the other was pointing, he started laughing so hard he thought his sides would split.
Sasuke had picked a short-ish pink dress he didn't know his mother had (probably from her younger days...), with a large slit up the side. Not only that but judging from the bright red colour of his lips, he'd tried out the lipstick too. This was all topped off by the black lacy bra hanging off of his head.
"This is great!" He carried on laughing, and even Kakashi couldn't help but chuckle a little.
"We should definitely do something about this..."
"What do you mean?" Obito wiped a tear from his eye and turned to his thoughtful looking friend.
"We should get him to completely humiliate himself for his earlier idiocy"
"Shall we get him to do a little dance in front of the family?"
"That could do it. I also say we take a photo just in case. You never know when you might need it"
"So true" He cleared his throat and turned to the mini transvestite. "Ok Shirley listen up. I want you to go into the kitchen and do a dance. I then want you to tell everyone that you want to have a sex change. Now go forth my minion!" With a nod the young Uchiha walked out leaving the two boys in stitches.
"Ahh, good times"
"Listen! You might be able to hear it" Sure enough after about 2 minutes, they could hear the raucous laughter of Itachi and Shisui, as well as the cry of shock Obito's mum made when she walked in to see her nephew dancing like a fool.
"What are you doing Sasuke?"
"I wish to become a woman!" That just increased their laughter, but it soon stopped when she came into the lounge.
"Obito what's happened to Sasuke?"
"Not a clue mum. He just decided he wanted to play dress-up and ran upstairs"
"And you had nothing to do with it?"
"Of course not! Honestly woman, you have no faith in me"
"It is true; we had nothing to do with it"
It appeared she took their word for it. After she left they looked each other in the eye and had to stifle their laughter. It was, Obito thought, truly the best day of his life.
Will have to slow down with the uploading a little as am having a lot of work stress at the moment :/ It will be sorted soon though :3 Internets been acting up today also, so have to upload this sitting on my hallway floor near the router :L Hope you enjoy ^^