Dear Sensei Wu
How long would it take to train all the ninja at once if they forget how to fight?
-Melina
Dearest Melina,
Hmm... Well that is an exquisite question in the way of the snapping crab, my young grasshopper. My students do not fight. They train. Unless, you are asking how long it would take to train all the ninjas at once if they forgot how to perform SPINJITZU! If they forgot spinjitzu, I would make them train for hours until they learn the way of Spinjitzu on the training course. Oh that reminds me about Kai! That took him two months! He was a quick leaner. Young ninjas learn information very quickly at a young age. That reminds me of tea! Would you like some tea? I have lots of tea! No, you may not have Traveler's Tea! I enjoy Oolong tea. Jasmine tea and green tea are delectable too...
Sincerely Sensei Wu, of Ninjago, brother of Lord Garmadon, brother-in-law of Misako, uncle of Lloyd Garmadon also known as the Ultimate Spinjitzu Master, son of the creator of the Four Golden Weapons, master of four ninjas, etc.
Me: Uhh... Sensei? I don't think Melina would really read THAT much! She only wants to know how long it would take to train the ninjas and NOT about TEA.
Sensei: I think she'd love to learn about tea.
Me: Then, SEND her a letter! It has to be... um... shorter.
Sensei: Alright then! Ahem...
Dearest Melina,
Would you like to learn about tea?
Sincerely Sensei Wu
Me: Thanks.