Gamer

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.

"MUM! The little scroat kicked me!"

"Obito, don't use that language!" Obito rubbed his shin, as Sasuke stuck his tongue out at him and scowled. Ever since the spell had been dropped, the younger boy was being even more bratty than usual. It was like he knew that they were the ones responsible so he was making an effort to take his revenge.

"Oi Kakashi, can't you do something?"

"About what?"

"The little scroat!" He yelped the last part slightly as Sasuke aimed yet another kick at him, this time dangerously close to the groin.

The threat to his favourite organ made Kakashi finally decide to take action. With a small gesture under the table, the boy's leg swung away from where he originally aimed it and instead slammed into Shisui.

"What are you doing Sasuke?"

"I didn't do anything!" He pouted.

"Something wrong?"

"Sasuke kicked me under the table!" Their mother looked a little surprised.

"What's wrong with you today Sasuke? You shouldn't kick people"

"It wasn't my fault he made me do it!" He pointed at Kakashi, who was feigning a look of surprise.

"I did? How?" Obito stifled a laugh that thankfully went unnoticed.

"I don't know but you did something"

"Leave Kakashi alone, he's having a very tough time" Their mother gave an apologetic smile at him, before giving Sasuke an irritated scowl. "If you're going to cause trouble, you won't be getting any dessert"

The young Uchiha looked dismayed and quietly resumed eating his food. It was the first time he'd not gotten his own way and felt very sorry for himself. Obito was glad the little shit was getting what he deserved. It was his own fault for being a spoilt brat.

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"Oh god the look on his face!" Obito was in fits of laughter. After kicking Shisui, Sasuke had foolishly decided to take out his frustration on Kakashi. However the other boy had simply flicked his wrist and the boy had ended up kicking their mother.

Although she may usually be pretty soft with him, physical violence was something she would not forgive. The whole time she was shouting at him, he had been tearfully insisting it was Kakashi's fault which just increased her rage. In the end he'd been sent away to stay with his friend Naruto for the night. The look of confusion and rage he'd sent their way had been priceless.

"So... what shall we do now?" He stopped laughing and looked over at Kakashi who was lying lazily on the bed.

"Err... usually I'd play the Xbox"

"Oh" The dejected look on the other boys face made him feel bad for mentioning it, so he decided to quickly change the subject.

"But we could do something you'd like instead!"

"Something I like?"

"Yeah. What kind of stuff do you normally do?"

"Well... I kill a lot of bandits... and dragons..."

"..."

"..."

"Ok... anything less... fighty?"

"I'm pretty sure that isn't a word"

"Screw you! I couldn't think of another way to put it!" Kakashi continued to stare at him blankly. Clearly it was up to him to choose the evenings activities.

"We could... go to the park?"

"The park?"

"Yeah, it's not particularly big or anything but it's a nice place"

"Why not"

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By the time they got there the sun was setting, and everyone else had gone home leaving the place deserted. It had been the place Obito's mum used to take him when he was younger though it was a lot larger back then. Looking at it now it was a pretty crappy place, with a small slide and a couple of swings, one of which was broken. There was also a lot of graffiti.

"This is... interesting"

"It's a bit crap but it's part of my childhood so I can't really hate it"

Grinning like a little kid he ran full speed towards the swings and jumped, landing on the larger one... that was his plan anyway. He didn't jump high enough and caught his foot under it, meaning he fell flat on his face. Kakashi was pretty unimpressed.

"You are such an idiot"

"Shut the hell up!" He could feel his face turning bright red. It was just so embarrassing! And he'd twisted his stupid foot. But instead of limping away, he decided he would keep his dignity and stay on the floor.

"Obito? Did you hurt yourself?" Damn! The bastard noticed!

"Nope! I'm A-ok!"

"Why are you still lying down then?" Crap.

"Err..." Don't pause! Say something! "I like the view ok?"

"I think you've hurt your foot"

"And I think you're an interfering bastard" Instead of leaving him to it like anyone else would, Kakashi pulled him up and tossed him over his shoulder. "Hey! Put me down!"

"Nope~" He strolled over to a bench and happily sat down pulling Obito onto his lap.

"I can sit down, I didn't hurt my ass!"

"It's more fun for me this way though" Although he slapped him round the back of the head he didn't move. He'd probably hurt his leg, and he was quite comfortable despite being on the assholes lap.

There was an awkward silence, and Obito felt really conscious of how close he was to the others face. Kakashi was not helping and was staring right at him, with a lecherous look in his eye.

"...Stop staring at me!" And I'm blushing again... I hate life...

"But you're so cute"

"Knock it off! I'm a guy!"

"Guys can still be cute"

"Maybe so, but I'm not into what you're thinking of so quit it!"

Clearly the fool didn't know what he wanted so Kakashi decided he would be the one to show him. Pulling down his mask, he put his hand onto the back of Obito's head and pulled him close so their lips met.

Not again! He tried to pull away, but the other boy held him tight and in the end he just decided to wait for it to be over.

It's not that bad anyway... The boy froze as he realised what he'd just thought and he thrust his arm out pushing him away. He could feel his face glowing yet again and his heart was going so fast it felt like it was forcing its way out of his chest.

"Why did you stop?" Kakashi looked so unbothered he wanted to punch him. So he did.

"Why do you think? You just forced yourself on me!"

"You didn't have to hit me that hard. And I'm pretty sure you were enjoying it"

"No I wasn't!"

"Then why did you kiss me back towards the end?" Obito froze. He couldn't remember doing that, although he had relaxed a little...

"I just... I'm not into guys! I like Rin!" And with that he stood up and started storming off. After just a few steps his foot was in agony and he had to stop.

So much for that...

Kakashi picked him up again, this time bridal style and started carrying him home.

"Do you have to carry me like that?"

"Well you can walk if you like. You won't be getting very far though"

"...Damn you"