This one was requested by a guest, and you know who you are :). I think we all know how this one goes...
H is for HAMBURGERS
Nico di Angelo strolled down the sidewalk, very unhappy.
"Why does it have to be sooooo hot?" Nico whined to himself.
Nico saw a Mc'Donald's, and decided to get a hamburger.
He walked in through the door, and got in the unbearably long line. Even if everyone was having their lunch break then, it was still unbelievably long.
"Hurry it up!" He yelled from the back of the line.
"SHUT UP!" A lady at the cash register yelled.
Suddenly, she disappeared in a bottomless pit, (that's what they thought, but we all know where that thing goes) and Nico couldn't help but laugh.
He ran up to the counter, and stepped in front of everyone.
"Hello! I want some food!" Nico yelled, whishing there was some kind of a bell.
"What do you want?" a bored looking teenage girl dressed in the Mc'Donald's uniform asked.
"WHAT DO I WANT? WHAT DO I WANT? I WANT SMARTER EMPLOYEES HERE, BUT NOOOO!" Nico screamed.
"Do you want some food or not?" the lady still looked really bored, and no amount of screaming was going to change the fact that this was the worst job in the history of the earth. Maybe pooper scoopers were worse off though...
"YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO MC'DONALD'S EVERYWHERE! YOU SHOULD WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! GOODBYE!" Nico yelled, then wrapped his black cape (he has strange wardrobe choices sometimes) around himself, then ran out the door at full speed, yelling something about 'Victory will be mine'.
Needless to say, that was the day that poor employee quit, and her final words as a Mc'Donald's employee were "This place attracts all kinds of weirdos!"
Sorry for the shortness of this one. I just feel if it was any longer it would be kinda boring...
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