Gamer
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
DarkAngelJudas: Very right about it being Kakashi's turn so here it is
MusixDixie: I thought Obito needed an older brother and Shisui seemed to suit :L
It had been two days since the Dress Incident, so major it had to be capitalised. Shisui was still smirking at him whilst his mother- stupid loudmouth brother- was giving him odd looks. That wasn't the thing that irritated him the most.
That stupid Kakashi said he'd do it! Although he'd promised Obito he would Kakashi had fussed over him, did a little bit of groping, and then promptly forgot about it. Well that wasn't going to last for much longer.
"Pervy Kakashi!" He threw open the bedroom door and scowled at the irritating figure that had sprawled out on the bed.
"Ah Obito" With a minimal amount of effort he lifted his head and looked towards Obito. "Any reason why you look like you're about to commit homicide?"
"You said if I wore a dress you'd do it too but you haven't done anything"
"... Oh! You're right I did. Wait there a minute" He hopped off the bed and strolled out the room looking pretty unbothered.
Obito didn't know what to say to that. He'd wasted so much time thinking about how to bring up the subject yet all he'd had to do was remind him and Kakashi would do it.
"Godammit!"
"What are you shouting at now?"
"You-" The words stuck in his throat and he almost started choking when he saw what was standing in his doorway.
Kakashi had found a navy blue dress with a low neckline and long sleeves. The dress flowed down to the ankles making him look feminine. It would've been a lot better if not for one minor detail.
"You're still wearing your damn mask! And how did you change so quickly?"
"You wanted me to take it off? So you'd like me to ravish you?" The hopeful tone in his voice just grated on the nerves.
"No you moron! It's just not as embarrassing if your face is covered up"
"Why would this be embarrassing? I feel so pretty~" Obito felt his eyebrow twitch and it was tempting to pick up the nearest heavy object and hurl it hard.
"I hate you"
"Love you too"
"... That sounded even creepier than usual. Ok take the dress off"
"But it's so stylish!"
"Just go and get changed!" After hearing the door shut he let his guard down which proved disastrous.
"Got you~"
"Gah!" He was thrown backwards onto the bed with Kakashi pinned him down. "What have I told you about molesting me?"
"... Not to do it?"
"And what are you doing now?"
"Just showing you my appreciation"
"Just take that dress off"
"You're being pretty forward there"
Sometimes all a person needs is a punch in the face. After dealing with the strange pervert in a satisfactory way Obito decided to escape before anything else could happen and while he still looked a little dazed.
"What were you guys doing up there? I could hear the screaming from here" His older brother was giving him suspicious looks.
"It's nothing to do with you"
"...Why is Kakashi wearing a dress?" He spun around so fast he felt dizzy. Kakashi was looking pretty pleased with himself.
"Don't you think I look sexy?"
"Err..." Shisui was saved from answering when a high speed cushion smacked into the perverted ones face.
"Take that fucking dress off before I kick you off" Shisui is never going to let me forget this.
"Ok I'm sorry"
"Good. Now hurry it up you're creeping everyone out"
"What is it with you guys and cross-dressing?" There was a pretty bemused look on his face.
"It's not me! He's just got some kind of mental problem"
"Methinks the lady doth protest too much"
"Go to hell!" Brotherly love was a wonderful thing.
"Right I've taken the dress off now what?"
... I think he took that too literally.
"I meant get changed not to take everything off!" Although Kakashi wasn't completely unfortunate looking it still was embarrassing to have him standing there in nothing but boxers.
"But I feel confined by clothes! You should all liberate yourselves like me!"
"Don't you dare!" Obito tried to run but he was soon pinned to the ground and his trousers were quickly removed. Shisui was in fits of laughter.
He wouldn't be laughing if it was him being stripped!
"Stop laughing and help me!"
"But I could never come between you and your love little bro"
"See? Even your brother agrees we make a great couple"
"Arg!" There was no point in arguing with these people so it was easier to make a run for it and leave them to it.
-Page Break-
"So I'm not allowed to cross dress ever again?"
"No"
"But you'll still do it right?"
"I hate that kind of thing so never"
"You're really taking away all the fun in life" There was no reply as Obito had decided to turn around and busy himself with cleaning, a once every decade event.
When did I last have pizza? Maybe it's still edible...
"You're not going to eat that are you? That must've been there at least a month"
"No!" I guess it was a little mouldy... He tossed it into the bin and resumed rifling through the rubbish so he could avoid any weird cross dressing related conversation.
"Poke~"
"Gah!" With a start he fell over and landed face first in old yoghurt. "Why did you do that?"
"Because your ass looked so pokable"
"You're just a dick"
"And you look like you've been... well I think it's pretty obvious" With a mad dash to the bathroom Obito looked in the mirror to see that the yoghurt had spread out around his mouth.
...Fuck
"What the hell have you been doing? I knew you guys were probably gay but I didn't know you'd gone that far"
Why the hell does Shisui always have to see the worst things?
"It's not that! It's yoghurt! Yoghurt!"
"Of course it is... I'll tell everybody to leave you guys to it"
"Wait!" But he'd already gone.
...Bugger.