Gamer
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
"Obito? What the hell are you doing in my room?" It was half seven in the morning and Shisui had woken up to find Obito crouched next to the bed.
"Shhh! Not so loud!" Sometimes he wondered why his little brother was such a weirdo.
"Why? And you still haven't answered my first question"
"I'm hiding from Kakashi"
That son of a-
"I don't care! You two are really getting on my nerves now!"
"Whisper damn you! And I can't help the fact that he's a perverted dick!"
"You two need to accept the fact that you're gay for each other, get together, and stop bothering me with your problems!"
"What the hell did you say? I'm not gay for Kakashi!"
"You clearly are and the way you keep hiding in my room is getting stupid now! This is the third time this week!"
"Where else am I supposed to go?"
"You can stop being a pussy and deal with it. Now get out or I swear to God I will get Kakashi to drag you out"
"Fine I'm leaving! But if I get raped I'll tell mum it's your fault!" He waltzed out slamming the door as he went.
Idiot. Shisui couldn't help but wonder why it was him that had to have the world's most irritating younger brother.
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Maybe he's avoiding me? It wasn't completely unlikely. After he'd jumped on him practically naked and embarrassed him in front of Shisui, Obito had been staying far away from him. There was also the way that he often hid in his brother's room. Clearly he'd forgotten that Kakashi could use magic for practically anything including finding errant love interests.
And his hiding places were getting fairly imaginative. The cupboard, 'camouflaged' under a towel in the bath, under the coats in the hallway, even behind Sasuke at one point. Though that had backfired badly... Today though, Obito was feeling lazy as he'd simply ducked behind the sofa.
So obvious Obito. Instead of calling him out Kakashi decided to let him stay hidden. If I stay over here I get quite a nice view of that gorgeous ass~
Obito peered over to see if the coast was clear, saw the other staring and threw himself back onto the ground.
...Ok he's definitely not that stupid
"...Pervy Kakashi?"
"Ah you're talking to me! This is a surprise"
"You mean you noticed?"
"It's not exactly hard to tell when you're being avoided" He felt a stabbing pain at that. Maybe I should stop acting like a child...
"Sorry about that..."
"Not a problem"
"How are you so unbothered? Most people would be upset"
"I know you're not being cruel, you're just childish" Yeah I deserved that. "Why are you avoiding me anyway?"
"Well... its awkward ok?"
"... So you've realised that you have feelings for me?"
"What?" Obito jumped up and scowled, his face glowing like a traffic light. "That's not it! Shisui has just been getting the wrong idea and I don't want to encourage him!"
"You are very scared of what other people think aren't you?" When he spluttered Kakashi knew he'd hit the nail on the head.
"I'm not! I don't care!"
"But you're obviously worried about people thinking you're gay? Is it really such a bad thing?"
"Yes! I'll admit it! I could never be gay alright?"
"Why?"
"You know what people think of me! Either they think I'm weird or they avoid me. It would get worse if I suddenly came out!"
"... So do you think you are gay?" He started tearing up and gave a quick nod. "That's nothing to cry about!"
"But I want to be like everybody else!"
"There are lots of people exactly like you. Some people at school probably are too, and so am I"
"It's different for you! You're tough and no one bothers you"
"You think I'd let people bother you? If anyone tried to hurt you I'd kill them"
"I'm being serious!"
"So am I" And he could see that from the look in his eyes. "What did your brother think?"
"Err... he actually told me to just get with you already and stop bothering him..."
"Well since your brother has no problem with it..." With a smile he pulled him over the sofa and into his lap.
"Stop it! I told you I didn't want this!"
"I think you do. Tell me the truth, do you want me?"
"I-" Just say no! But maybe... No! I can't! "It's nothing to do with wanting you, I'm not doing this!"
Kakashi knew him well enough not to take him seriously so decided to take things a step further.
"Obito. I love you"
"H-how can you say that? You barely know me!"
"I do know you. And I know that it's mutual"
"Well how do I know you don't just want sex?"
"I can live without it if that would make you happy"
"... You'd stay celibate? Really? But you're a massive pervert!"
"Admittedly I'd struggle but I'd do my best for you"
"Err thanks..." Kakashi moved his face closer to the smaller boys. "...Why are you so close to me?"
"Say it~"
"...No"
"Say it"
"I said no!"
"Tell me you love me!"
"No!"
"If you're going to be like that..." It appeared he would have to use desperate measures. He gripped the collar of Obito's shirt and pulled him close so their lips met.
"Mmf!" What the hell is he doing? But instead of struggling he relaxed. After all it felt better than expected.
"Are you going to tell me now?" This time there was only one answer.
"I love you Kakashi..." It felt so good to finally let it out.
"I know. It's so obvious" Typical arrogant twat.
"You are so modest of course"
"I always am. So... can I tell all the irritating fan girls that I'm taken now?"
"No!"
"No?"
"It's... I need some time for this ok?"
"I should've expected it really, but that's ok. I'll wait till you're ready"
Kakashi is a lot nicer than expected
"Thanks pervy Kakashi"
"So... until you're ready for that, I'll satisfy myself with a little fun~"
"Try it and die" I take it back. He's an ass.