I am so sorry about the huge wait for this! To apologize, I will be posting a second chapter right after this one!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN FANFICTION, OVERHEADS, OR PJO. AND IF YOUR FANFICTION IS THIS STORY, I AM SORRY BUT I WROTE WHAT I WROTE.


L is for LIPER

The birds were chirping, the monsters were chirping, and Connor and Travis were tormenting their fellow demigods. Ah, just your average day at Camp Half Blood.

Travis and Connor's newest scheme consisted of rounding up a group of the older campers and trapping them in the Hermes cabin.

Which was why all of them had lost their mind, including the Stolls.

Leo was yelling about the lack of snack tables. Piper and Drew were trying to charmspeak each other into walking off a cliff. Reyna and Annabeth were screaming at each other. Percy was passed out on the couch while Jason poked him with a stick singing 'POKE A STICK AT A GRIZZLY BEAR' from Dumb Ways to Die. Connor had wedged himself in the corner and was eating a bran muffin, cackling evilly, and yelling 'SHE WILL BE MINE! SHE WILL BE MINE!'. Katie and Travis were kissing in the other corner. Hazel and Frank were inspecting a pile of gems Hazel got from the ground. Clarisse looked like she wanted to smash something. Chris was trying to calm her down. Thalia and Nico were calling each other names and continually insulting each other.

"Birds are scarier than you! And they're not afraid of heights!"

"I bet the dead think you smell!"

"Where is the dang snack table? I WAS PROMISED A DANG SNACK TABLE!"

"Go jump off a cliff!"

"You can't even keep your camp under control!"

"You never have any fun!"

"POKE A STICK AT A GRIZZLY BEAR!"

"I think they're emeralds."

"No, they're definitely sapphires."

"They're green, not blue."

"Where's Maimer?!"

"Clarisse, calm down!"

Travis finally broke away from Katie and walked to the front of the room, where a whiteboard had a website projected onto it. It looked like it had categories, and there were two main areas. Fanfiction and Crossovers. In those categories were smaller ones such as books, movies, and TV shows.

"Ahem. I would like everyone's attention." Travis said, but no one heard him over the noise. "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP!" he screamed.

Everyone turned their attention to Travis.

"My brother and I have gathered you here today to show you the wonders of millions of fangirls going through the horrors of Percy Jackson withdrawl." Travis said, and Connor nodded.

"You see, a mortal has written about us, but mortals believe the book is fantasy." Connor added.

"This website is a place where these fangirls can gather and write about their favorite characters from the book series. There are eight books so far, but Rick Riordan, the author is still writing." Travis explained, and Connor pulled up a powerpoint. "The first book in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians is called The Lightning Thief. I'm pretty sure you guys can figure that one out. The next is The Sea of Monsters. Third, is Titan's Curse, then the Battle of the Labyrinth. The final book is The Last Olympian. The next series isn't finished yet, and it's where the seven come in. There's The Lost Hero, then Son of Neptune, and Mark of Athena. The next book, House of Hades, is not out yet." Travis explained while Connor pulled up the related slides.

"We are here to read some of these stories, and see your disgusted faces." Connor said, and pulled the website back up. He clicked on the book category, and then Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

"What? It's the 4th biggest category?" Annabeth and Reyna screeched together, then glared at each other.

"Just click the button." Travis sighed. Connor clicked.

"Uh, I'll just click on the first story." Connor slid the mouse over and clicked on the first story. It was titled 'Liper one-shots'.

"What's Liper?" Percy asked.

"It's the couple name of Piper and Leo." Travis explained.

"I object!" Jason yelled, standing up.

"I object!" Leo yelled after Jason.

"GROSS!" Piper exclaimed.

"Piper, I love you!" Leo said to his Beauty Queen.

"I never said that!" Leo looked extremely scared at the looks Piper and Jason were giving him.

"I love you too, sweetie-pie!" Piper squealed and jumped into his arms.

"I DON'T SQUEAL!" Piper yelled.

"I've heard you squeal before! Don't deny it!" Drew retorted.

The two half-sisters then proceeded to continue their charmspeaking argument from earlier.

"Break up with Jason, and we can get married and have lots of little babies!" Leo said.

Jason looked like he was about ready to explode. His face was turning red, and Percy, Connor, Travis, and Nico were arguing over steam coming out of his ears or not.

"You better run!" Jason yelled at Leo. Leo's eyes widened and he dashed out the door with Jason right behind him.

Everyone else turned their attention back to Connor and Travis.

"Thanks for coming everybody!" Travis said awkwardly.

"Unless you live here, get out." Connor stated, and ushered the remaining demigods out the door.

And to conclude this chapter, I would like to inform the dear readers of Leo's one week stay in the infimary, and Jason's one month dish duty.

THE END


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