Gamer
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
Poke.
"Stop that."
Poke.
"Stop what?"
Poke.
"You know exactly what I mean."
"Do I?"
Poke.
Right, that was the last straw.
A loud slamming noise resounded through the library and most of the room turned to try and find the source of the noise. At one of the corner desks sat an irritated looking Obito, and Kakashi rubbing his cheek.
"Did you have to use the encyclopaedia?"
"You started it." And with that he turned around to try and finish off his homework, although he didn't know why he was bothering. It was maths and therefore impossible and Kakashi was just going to continue annoying him till he got some attention. With a groan he slammed his head on the desk and threw his pen on the floor.
"Don't mar that beautiful face of yours." That wasn't even worth scowling at so he didn't bother.
"Can you use your magic etc. to make Mr Namikaze forget about the homework?" It was worth a try and he was surprised he hadn't tried asking earlier.
"Why not."
"Aren't you going to start nagging about needing to do my work?"
"Nah, I love the slacker Obito."
Having a magical boyfriend was useful after all, though it did sound a bit like the title of a weird manga or something similar. It was still awkward thinking about it though. Not only was it his first relationship but it was also his first male crush so he didn't really know what to do. And the idea of anyone finding out was one of the most terrifying things in his life. The mass of fangirls would probably lynch him.
Speaking of fangirls...
"Hi Kakashi, Obito."
"Hi Rin..." Obito was finding it hard to look at her. Kakashi had no such problems.
"Yo." It is possible to be too laid back you idiot!
"I just wanted to ask... did you get my letter?"
Crap! I forgot about that stupid letter. And it was doubtful that Kakashi had bothered reading it. Though the fact that he had completely ignored her all the time should've been a hint...
"Ohhh that letter. Yeah, I read it."
"W-what did you think?"
"Well, as flattered as I am, I'm afraid I'll have to reject your kind offer."
"Ah. That's ok... Is there someone else you like?" She did look crushed and Obito did feel bad for her but at the same time there was that tiny voice at the back of his head chanting:
Now she knows how you felt!
"Yes there is." Obito gulped as he realised that Kakashi was staring at him out the corner of his eyes.
Don't say it! Perhaps the telepathic messages may work. I'm not ready yet, don't say it!
"Who is it?" Rin just couldn't get the hint and pick up that it was none of her business.
"I'd rather not say, it's private."
"O-oh."
It took her several more awkward minutes before she spluttered out a good bye and dashed over to her group of friends to give them the bad news.
"They always travel in packs don't they?"
"I guess it's a defensive thing?" Obito could never figure out how women's minds worked. Only having an older brother and male cousins would do that.
"The mass giggling does get on your nerves after a while. Though at the moment it's the mass scowling."
"I think the way you can never get one alone is the worse part." You couldn't get close to a specific female without twelve of her closest friends giving you the eye.
"You're much better than anything female." Kakashi was leaning towards him and doing one of his eye smiles over the top of his mask.
"Th-thanks." Blushing like a school girl was doing nothing for his masculinity so adding in "But you shouldn't be like that in public!" helped regain some of his dignity.
"You don't have to act tough with me I know you love it."
"Go to hell."
-Page Break-
"Err... Mr Namikaze?" Uh oh. "Didn't you want our homework in for today?"
Godammit Ebisu! Ebisu sat three seats away from Obito and always seemed to remember work just to spite him. Hopefully Kakashi would figure something out to deal with this.
"Homework?" Their teacher paused and tilted his head slightly with a thoughtful look on his face. "No I don't think so."
"But-" His voice came to a halt and his eyes glazed over. Obito held back a snigger as Kakashi grinned at him.
A few other people looked confused and Anko started waving her hand in front of Ebisu's face but other than that, no one else seemed too bothered.
"Thanks, I owe you for that." He whispered after the class had finished and they were walking into P.E.
"No problem. By the way... who's that?"
"Who?"
"The thick browed one who keeps looking at me."
Obito turned to look but he could already guess who it was. Sure enough Gai Maito was staring at the back of Kakashi's head with a determined glint in his eye. It was well known that he was slightly insane due to his over enthusiasm for anything involving exercise.
"That's Gai Maito."
"He's actually called Guy?"
"It's spelt G-A-I but yeah." The smirk underneath his mask was obvious.
"Does he usually stare at people like that?"
"Not quite like that no..." It was rare that he concentrated that much on any person.
"I see... He probably likes the way I look from behind."
"Why are you so arrogant?! And it looks more like hate than anything else."
"Really?" With absolutely no subtlety Kakashi turned and stared. "You're right, I wonder why..."
"Maybe not everyone loves the way you're so good at almost everything." Ok, he may have sounded just a little smug about that...
"As long as you love it that's all I care about."
"Yeah, yeah."
-Page Break-
"Turn around."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"But-"
"No you may not watch me getting changed!"
Kakashi gave a disappointed sigh and turned away allowing Obito to quickly change before the other had time to even peek. Although it wasn't that pervert he needed to worry about.
"Kakashi Hatake!" With a yelp Obito jumped as a loud voice seemingly came out of nowhere.
"Eh?" Both of them stared at the bright green figure of Gai standing in front of them.
"You may have got the better of me this time my rival, but next time victory shall be mine!"
"Err..." Looking at Obito provided no answers so he'd have to ask the crazy person himself. "What exactly are we competing over?"Gai looked slightly taken aback for a minute but quickly regained his momentum.
"Today you outran me by 0.43 seconds but next time I shall succeed!" Why he needed to shout everything was unknown.
"You mean those sprints we were doing?"
"Exactly!"
"...Since when was it that important?"
"I have waited a long time for a worthy opponent!" Gai appeared not to be listening. "Be prepared for next time!" And off he marched.
"Well... that was interesting."
"What did you do to annoy him that much?"
"Not a clue."
"He seems to think you're his 'rival'."
"I think it's all that green. It's affecting his brain."
"Most likely."