Gamer
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
The light overhead was flickering, the teacher's voice was droning as even he was bored of the subject, and the class room was unbearably hot. Usually this would be the ideal setting for an afternoon nap, and Obito could feel his eyelids flickering. However there was one small issue; that burning sensation on the back of his head.
He swallowed and gave a small glance behind him before quickly looking ahead. Gai Maito was still staring at him. He'd had no problem when it was only Kakashi being bothered as that was actually funny. But Kakashi had been called out of the class to help another teacher, so Gai had obviously decided to transfer his attention to him. It was too creepy and the crawling sensation at the back of his neck told him it wasn't stopping anytime soon.
For some reason an hour playing games or watching TV went so fast in comparison to an hour in a lesson being stared at by a madman, and when it was over he practically sprinted to freedom... Well he went to find Kakashi so he could hide behind him.
"Obito Uchiha!" Oh hell, it knows my name.
"Err." Gai was standing less than a metre away and scowling directly into his eyes. "Is there some sort of problem?"
"You are friends with my rival correct?"
"I guess..." Rival?
"Then tell me, what are his weaknesses?"
"His what?!"
"His fears! Anything he does not do perfectly! I need to know this!"
"Well good for you but I really don't know, and do you think you could keep your voice down a little because I'm standing right-"
"Thank you for sparing a few moments of your time! If you find anything new out, please let me know!" And he turned round and marched off down the hallway. Obito let out a groan as he knew the loud ringing in his ears would not go away anytime soon. Stupid Gai and his overly active personality and loud voice. They were polar opposites which was why Obito had never talked to him before but he didn't dislike him as despite his hard working ways, Gai's grades weren't that far off his own.
He's a little weird, but maybe a nice guy? He'd never really talked to him and he didn't know anyone close to the guy either. Though he could understand the strong dislike of Kakashi. If he didn't love him he would hate the irritating personality. And what Gai said had put some ideas in his head. Kakashi seemed so perfect at times it was weird. A weakness may be a good thing. It could make him seem a little more... human.
"That's a cruel looking smirk you've got there." Kakashi had come out of nowhere like usual.
"Nothing much... And I'm pissed off with you!"
"Why now?"
"You weren't there so your latex covered stalker was staring at me for nearly an hour!" Kakashi smirked and received a well deserved punch in the face.
"You find it funny when he does it to me."
"Damn you and your logic! He's your stalker not mine!"
"Don't worry I'll protect you."
"You better."
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"Die! Die! Die!" And with yet another maniacal laugh Obito sent another sad fool to hell. He tended to get a little over the top when playing Call Of Duty, especially when playing online. And when someone killed him...
"Dammit! I was hidden, how the fuck did he see me?! Bullshit!" Kakashi was sniggering to himself, whilst appreciating that his lover was incredibly cute whilst angry. "What's so damn funny?"
"You have a very... varied vocabulary whilst playing your games, don't you?"
"They're all being assholes!"
"Don't you think you've had enough of this game?" He went to turn off the game but Obito roared and jumped in the way shielding it with his body.
"Don't touch my baby!"
"Your what?"
"It's my precious baby damn you! Touch it and die!"
"I think you need an intervention." And before Obito could realise what was happening he'd yanked the plug out of the wall.
"You-" Kakashi grabbed him and flung him onto the bed then sat on top of the struggling fool reading his book. "Hey! Get off me!"
"I don't feel like it~."
"GAHHH!" After screaming in frustration Obito buried his head into his duvet and groaned. As usual he was being victimised by somebody.
"You guys look comfy." Oh hell.
"You could at least knock!" Although it was hard to threaten a smug older brother when your ass hat boyfriend was sitting on you. "Hey! Let me up so I can beat him!"
"Only if I get a reward for it later."
"Fine! Just get off!" When the weight was lifted he charged full speed at Shisui who started dashing away cackling.
He finally managed to tackle him in the lounge where he attempted to smother him with the nearest pillow. Itachi was lounging in the corner with a book and looked over lazily.
"Is there a reason you're trying to murder him?"
"He's a dick!" As good a reason as any to end your brother's existence.
"Obito's just pissy because I caught him frolicking with his lo-" A fist to the face was the best way to deal with that kind of bullshit.
"You shouldn't be ashamed of your sexuality cousin, you should be proud"
"And you can fuck off as well!"
"Well you guys can double date with Kisame and me anytime" Both brothers stopped struggling.
"Wait... Kisame's your boyfriend?" Even Shisui looked taken aback.
"Something wrong with that?"
"Err no. Just odd to think of you guys like that."
"Who's Kisame?" Obito didn't spend much time with the other two so had never met any of Itachi's friends.
"You know Kisame, he's the tall guy with the shark tattoo's all over his face."
"The scary one?"
"That's him."
"Oh... Err, no offence Itachi"
"None taken. He'd probably be flattered. And as I said you two should come out with us some time."
"Sounds good to me." Kakashi had appeared ninja-like in the doorway. "You aren't doing a very good job murdering Shisui. He's not even fighting back."
"Stop creeping up on me!"
"He's always been a little pussy. No upper body strength at all." Shisui was once again slapped in the face.
"Why do you all act like dicks?"
"It's a big brothers job to pick on a little brother you should know this. I still love you though baby bro~." Shisui wrapped his arms round Obito's waist and squeezed. Hard.
"Hey! Stop, that hurts! Fuck! Shisui!"
"Accept the love!"
"Fucking psycho! Kakashi! Itachi! Don't just watch, help me!"
Of course all they did was watch with smug grins on their faces, leaving it to Obito to free himself with an elbow jab to the ribs and a dash to the door.
Why me? Why always me? He groaned and began barricading the bedroom door as he heard the evil laughter of the other three coming up the stairs. I think I'll have to get the stick.
Haven't uploaded in too long :L Started uni recently so it's been hard to find time but I'll keep trying ^^ Hope you guys enjoy reading it still.