Dear Lloyd,
YAY! I'm so happy now! Normally everyone hates me! I promise to TRY not to be evil, though if Kai or the others bug me I will destroy them. Or frame them for stealing Wu's tea. Which I may or may not have done earlier...
From your half-brother,
Bubba Darkson
Dear Wu,
I'm Lloyd's half-brother and I hate to inform you that Kai has stolen and destroyed all of your tea/tea products...
From,
Bubba Darkson
Dear Bubba Darkson,
Don't worry about being evil. I used to be evil when I was a kid. You can destroy Kai. I'm fine with that. Bubba, good job stealing my uncle's tea! He probably has hidden most of them in the ninjas' drawers...
From your half-brother,
Lloyd
Dear Bubba Darkson,
What an honor to meet you my half-nephew. Kai did WHAT?!
From Sensei Wu