Gamer

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.

It was raining. Again. You'd think that after a week the weather would start to improve but not in England. Here there could be rain for weeks on end which in winter just made everyone depressed. Obito was no exception to this as despite the large amount of time he spent hiding indoors, he still liked being able to go outside without being drenched.

"Curse you rain! You shall pay for your insolence!" It was probably a little insane to start waving your fist out the window and shouting at the sky, but when had he ever been normal?

"I'm curious as to how you're going to do that." Kakashi was perfectly content with his book. He'd reread Icha Icha Paradise at least three times now. Obito was dreading the day that Kakashi found out there were more of the damn things as he just knew they would have to go and hunt them down.

"I shall find a way!" Ok maybe he'd had a little too much sugar. But what else were you supposed to do? People give you chocolate at Christmas for a reason!

"I'm sure you will." In the meantime Kakashi was going to find a strait jacket.

The only good thing was that Itachi and Kisame were coming over soon along with a few of their friends. Obito was overly socially awkward so he knew it was going to be hard even though Itachi had insisted that they were nice guys and all coupled up so were hardly going to judge him.

"Are they here yet?" Shisui suddenly appeared in the doorway. Obito had a typical over reaction and crashed into the laundry pile.

"What the hell?! Are you some kind of ninja?!"

"You're a very special kid Obito." This earned a punch in the face and began a short wresting match. This was soon interrupted by the doorbell.

"Oi Bakakashi, get the door." He'd have preferred to continue with his book but neither of them wanted to release their hold on the other so he had no choice.

"Hey Kakashi, where's the cousins?" Itachi was standing at the door with a large group of people.

"Trying to kill each other I think."

"No change from usual then." He leant forward and dropped his voice to a whisper. "You might want to warn Shisui that Hidan's here... They've never really got on."

"I see..." He wasn't quite sure who this person was but if Shisui didn't like him it should be funny. They'd just about finished and both were scowling at each other from opposite sides of the bed.

"I've got a message for Shisui from Itachi."

"What is it?"

"He said to warn you that Hidan is here?" Shisui paled.

"Oh... Thanks for that..."

"Who?" Obito clearly knew as little as Kakashi on this.

"Just this guy..."

"Oh my god. Is he the one who-"

"No! He's just one of Itachi's friends I don't like that much." He flounced out the door and slammed it shut. Obito was chuckling.

"What is wrong with him now?"

"I know one of Itachi's friends got pissed at Shisui because he decided he was flirting with his boyfriend so he beat the living shit out of him... I'm guessing it's that guy."

"I don't blame him. If anyone tried that with you I'd break them."

"You've told me."

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Obito felt nervous walking into the room knowing there were a lot of people he didn't know in there. Old habits die hard after all. Itachi was on the sofa, curled up next to Kisame. Just in front of the door was a red headed boy with short messy hair, sitting next to a boy with long blonde hair pulled back in a pony tail. On the chair by the window sat a tall brunette with tanned skin covered in stitches, with an albino boy perched on the arm of the chair and wrapping his arms around the other's shoulders. It was quite clear who was coupled with whom.

"Ah, there you are." Itachi had looked up from Kisame's chest long enough to notice them walk in. "Guys this is Obito and his boyfriend Kakashi." The blonde hopped up and smiled at them.

"Hiya I'm Deidara un! Nice to meet ya."

"Uh hi..." This guy seemed nice although a little too peppy.

"And this is my man Sasori." The red head nodded but otherwise looked unbothered. Kakashi went and joined Kisame leaving Obito standing and feeling like an idiot.

"Oi, twat with the spiky hair." He jumped slightly as he realised the white haired one was talking to him.

"Y-yes?" These people are scary...

"Are you related to that fucker? The one who tried shit with Kakuzu?"

"No one was trying anything with your boyfriend Hidan. Get over it, un." Ah. So this is Hidan.

"Fuck you Blondie." The one he assumed was Kakuzu groaned and pulled the loudmouth onto his lap.

"Stop starting fights you little shit or I really will spank you like the brat you are."

"Is that a promise Kuzu~?" Wow. These people are insane.

"Ignore those two un." Deidara was giving him a reassuring smile. "Everyone thinks they're nuts."

"I can see that..." Seeing as the blonde was the friendliest he went and sat next to him, with the albino and brunette bickering on the chair next to him.

After a couple of hours he was having a much better time. Especially after Hidan insisted that he have some of the orange juice. He didn't get what the big deal about it was but he had some anyway. It made him feel great too!

"This stuff is awesome!"

"Told you. It'll make you have a fucking great time!"

"Hey, what did you do to Shisui?" He was feeling brave so he might as well.

"I had the bastard! He nearly pissed his pants when I punched his fucking face in."

"That's hilarious! He's such a dick!"

"I feel for you having him as a brother, I'd wanna kick his pussy ass. Where is the sneaky fucker anyway?"

"Upstairs hiding from you." Inner Obito was terrified he was talking to this scary guy but for some reason all fear had fled and outer Obito felt great.

"Really!? That's fucking hilarious! I wanna go see him!" Hidan's purple eyes were practically shining with glee. It was creepy and slightly childlike.

"Only if I can come watch."

"Course ya' can."

Kakashi raised his eyebrow at him as he noticed him leaving the room with the weirdo. Somehow he knew it couldn't end well. Kakuzu was sitting in the chair looking bored and slightly pissed off.

"Hey, what's your pet doing with my boyfriend?" Both Kakashi and Kakuzu looked amused.

"I try to ignore him otherwise I'd end up killing him. I think he's been giving your boyfriend some of his special orange juice though."

"...His what?!"

"I don't know what he puts in it; I just know it's strong enough to knock out a small elephant."

"Oh dear. Excuse me a second."

"Good luck and tell the little shit to expect a harsh punishment later."

"Will do."

-Page Break-

Hidan and Obito were both sniggering as they peeked through the gap in Shisui's door. Shisui himself was chilling on the bed with yet another one of his tacky romance novels. From what they could see it was some kind of western and they were greatly enjoying it.

"And he reads this shit all the time? What a fag!"

"...Aren't you gay?"

"Yeah but that's just fucked up. Those books are stupid."

"True that."

Obito was feeling a little light headed which was odd and admittedly his vision was a little blurry, but he was having a good time.

"What are you two doing?" Kakashi was giving them the look.

"Laughing at Shisui."

"He looks so fucking funny!"

"Kakuzu wants to see you. He said to expect pain."

"Fuck yes!" Hidan practically skipped off.

"That guy's crazy. He's cool though."

"Are you feeling ok?"

"Course! My head feels a little funny but otherwise good."

"How much orange juice have you had?"

"Orange juice? I don't know. Maybe four?"

"Ah. That might be a problem."

"I feel a little sleepy..." Obito didn't know what he was but he suddenly felt absolutely exhausted and leant up against Kakashi. "Night night."

"...No more alcohol for you."

This chapter feels a little random but it was fun to write some of the akatsuki ^^ Obviously I left out Tobi because that would be trippy :L Please review :3