Gamer
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
It was Friday morning when Obito finally realised the seriousness of what he had done. He had agreed to socialise. At a party. With people he barely knew. The one thing he hated doing. These people may be nice enough and he had met them but he was still nervous all the same. It was likely that some of their other friends he'd never met would be there and he really hoped that none of them would be people he'd known at school.
"Something wrong?" Kakashi always noticed.
"Just a little worried about the party..."
"Well don't go then."
"I can't do that! It might be nice to make new friends..."
"It won't be a problem. Just don't drink any of the special orange juice, ok?"
"Trust me I won't be making that mistake again."
School had been slightly more awkward that week, with most people from his classes having heard about his little outburst. He'd had quite a few odd looks from some people and some hateful ones from Rin. Gai on the other hand had been strangely supportive and had encouraged them all the time. Although it was hard to enjoy time alone when he popped out from nowhere to greet them. How he managed to get into that tree unseen they would never know...
Luckily school was nearly over for the day with only the depressing enigma that was R.E to go. There was most definitely no reason to study the damn thing. The teacher in charge was a militant Christian who liked to force his views down your throat whilst at the same time being cheerfully patronising. It made you want to throw a bible at his head.
As usual he was in full swing this afternoon. The worse thing was the fact that he was talking about homosexuals. And the fact that they would definitely go to hell. Not so easy to ignore. Especially when the guy was clearly looking in your direction. The rest of the class noticed and a fair few sniggered. Well isn't that just wonderful.
It didn't end too badly though. They all got to leave half an hour early when the teacher was inexplicably electrocuted and sent flying into a wall. No one quite knew what happened and Kakashi was looking at the man with a sense of shock like everyone else. The smug look in his eye was far too obvious.
"Smooth Bakakashi."
"I don't know what you're talking about." Of course he didn't.
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"Are you finished yet?!" There was still no reply and Obito was getting gradually more annoyed as he stood outside the bathroom door. Itachi and Kisame would be there in five minutes and Kakashi was still in the shower. How anyone could be in there for almost an hour was beyond him. "Godammit Bakakashi!" When he smacked the door hard, the water finally shut off.
"Want something?" And he was still not clothed. Prick.
"Put your clothes on and let me use the shower!"
"Just five more minutes." Oh hell no.
"I meant now!" Normally this would never have worked but as it was a desperate situation Obito decided to use extreme measurements and threw Kakashi out the door and quickly locked him out before he could realise what was going on.
"...Can't I just get my clothes at least?"
"No." Tough but fair was his outlook on his tit of a boyfriend. And as the water was now freezing it was entirely deserved. "You asshole!" They only just made it out in time to get a lift.
"We were about to leave without you." Sadly Shisui was coming too.
"Just screw off."
"That doesn't even make sense."
"Blurgggg." Yes he was very mature.
"You are such a moron."
"And you're a scroat." It was a shame Kakashi was sitting in between them, as he really wanted to hit his useless brother right now.
"Don't make me come back there." Itachi was clearly enjoying this too much.
Deidara and Sasori, it turned out, only lived a few streets away in a small and tatty two storey house. It looked very homey though despite the creepy headless mannequins on the front garden.
"What's with the dolls?" Shisui didn't look so brave now.
"I think they're some of Sasori's toys."
"His toys?!" Now that was some interesting images. Although anyone who tried to put Sasori in a dress like the one Obito was imagining would most definitely be killed.
"Get those thoughts out of your head." He swung round and stared at Kakashi. What the hell?! "No I can't read minds, you're just predictable."
"Oh..." Well that was a relief.
They were the first to arrive and Sasori already looked annoyed. It soon became obvious why when Deidara walked into the hallway wearing a blue dress with a short puffball skirt. With the ponytail and the eyeliner he almost looked female.
"Hiya guys!"
"Err..." Aside from Obito, no one else seemed phased by this. Not even Shisui. "Hi...nice dress?"
"Oh this old thing? I bought it last week un."
"I see..." While everyone else crowded into the lounge he stood there feeling awkward. Itachi decided to take pity on him.
"Deidara only wears a dress because he enjoys the confusion over his gender."
"He enjoys it? Surely it's really annoying when that happens?"
"You'd think so but he just finds it funny. Usually he only does it when we go out but today I guess as you're here he thought it'd be funny."
"Ohhh ok... why are all your friends mad?"
"They're not all mad. It's just that Deidara and Hidan are fucking insane and it just adds to any other weirdness."
"That makes sense."
The lounge was filled with bean bags and a tattered sofa, and the table in the middle was covered in as many bottles of booze as it was humanly possible to fit on. There could be no doubts as to what they were all here for. It was probably better if he didn't touch any of that after knowing what had happened last time. Seeing Shisui getting drunk would be good enough entertainment. He'd only heard about it but never seen, so he was hoping it would be good.
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It had only been an hour and things were already going a little mad. Itachi and Kisame had disappeared upstairs (everyone knew what they were doing). Kakuzu was scowling in the corner with his beer bottle whilst another boy covered in piercings called Pein was talking to him. Shisui had disappeared to the garden when Hidan had arrived so only Kakashi was still there to keep him company. He had a much higher alcohol tolerance than Obito and was happily gulping down the beer whilst 'subtly' putting his hand down Obito's jeans. Normally he'd get beaten but as he was mostly doing nothing he was just going to leave him to it.
Besides he was busy watching the weirdness that was occurring on the other side of the room. As far as he could tell, Deidara was attempting to coerce people into wearing a dress with him, along with Pein's girlfriend Konan who appeared to enjoy seeing pretty boys in girls' clothing. Sasori seemed unimpressed and was attempting to beat the blonde with a random mannequin whilst Deidara shouted "Spouse abuse!"
All in all it was pretty good entertainment and Obito was quite satisfied to watch safely from a distance. Especially when Deidara started pestering Hidan to join in with it. After a small bout of swearing he seemed to agree and as they went to leave the room, the blonde seemed to remember that he was there and headed over to their corner with a sly grin on his face.
This cannot end well... He gulped and tried to look as small as possible but once you were scoped out by him you couldn't escape.
"Oh Obito~." That sweet voice sounded so sinister.
"Err... Hi there Deidara."
"Want to have some fun?"
"I'm having plenty of fun sitting right here."
"Aww, don't be so shy~. Besides I'm sure Kakashi would love to see you in a nice dress."
"I think he'll live, won't you Ka-" The eager look on Kakashi's face instantly made him recoil. It appeared no one was on his side today.
"You know, I would be pretty disappointed if I don't get to see you in a dress." Of course he used the puppy dog eyes. He really had to have one of the most manipulative boyfriends.
"Well I guess I could try it..." He was such a pushover.
"Yay!" Deidara grabbed his arm and started yanking him up the stairs with Hidan trailing behind.
Deidara's room was filled with clay figures and oddly enough fireworks. It was cluttered and they had to step over mounds of stuff before they could get to the cupboard.
"Ok which one do you want, the maids dress or the nurse? Or would you like this pink one? It matches mine un~."
"Err..." How could he say that none of them appealed?
"I think Obito should have the pink!" Eh?! "And Hidan you get the maid"
"Eh? Why the fuck do I get the maid? And where do you get this shit?" My thoughts exactly...
"Who knows un~." Well that was helpful. Hidan simply shrugged and started undressing. Obito on the other hand was too self-conscious and just stood there trying to work out an escape route. "Need any help?" He hadn't noticed how close the blonde was.
"N-no! I'll be fine thanks!"
"Well here's your dress~." Holding the thing just made him feel so much worse. It was just so... puffy. And pink really didn't suit him. "Well?"
"Maybe I shouldn't..."
"That's ok."
"I-it is?"
"I'll help un!" Oh hell no.
"Wait! No!" He tried to run but the blonde was stronger than he looked and had already pinned him down and began pulling his trousers off, "Ok, I'll do it! Just let me do it myself dammit!"
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He couldn't do it. No way was he going down those stairs. Not with so many people watching. He almost felt bad about making Sasuke do it. Well maybe not that far but he really hated the lack of fabric covering his legs. Not to mention the slight padding. Hidan had no such qualms and was already charging off to find Kakuzu. The boy had mentioned something involving 'Kakuzu's massive cock' and past that he really didn't want to know.
Deidara didn't care about his fears and simply dragged him into the room looking pleased with himself. Clearly Hidan was getting what he wanted as Kakuzu was gesturing upstairs.
...Is everyone here obsessed?! This is someone else's house for fucks sake! Perhaps he was a prude.
"Wow Obito." Kakashi seemed to enjoying the view. His eyes were lingering much longer on his legs than Obito would've liked. "You should dress like this more often."
"No way in hell." The other boy was not getting the satisfaction.
"What the hell? I leave you alone for five minutes and you turn into a cross dresser?!" Shisui was watching and laughing.
"You can suck one!"
"Well you clearly want to suck Kakashi's." He was spared from having to answer when Deidara came up from behind.
"Shisui! This is perfect timing un! I have a nurses costume that would suit you perfectly~."
"What?! No way! You guys may like that kind of thing but I'm happy dressing like a guy." No one seemed to care about his opinion as Hidan, only too happy to tease came over and started dragging him up the stairs.
"...Kakashi?"
"Yes?"
"Did you bring the camera?"
"Of course."
"Excellent."