Gamer

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.

This chapter is going to be a little different from usual as I'm going to be writing it from Shisui's point of view :3 This is after a review by jashinistefangirls mentioning HidaShisu and I thought that could be pretty funny XD I'll be doing this for at least the next chapter also so hope y'all enjoy :3

"Just get out of the bed godammit!" It was a Monday morning. The week ahead was going to be long and tedious. All he'd asked for was a nice lie in. Instead he had to listen to his idiot younger brother and pervy boyfriend messing around. Shisui groaned and sat up pushing his hand through his hair. Life had gotten so much more irritating since Kakashi had come around. Admittedly it was quite funny to see his brother suffering sometimes but when it started to affect him, he didn't like it so much.

"Will you guys shut up?! I want my extra five minutes!" With a satisfying wall punch he attempted to go back to sleep. Until his stupid alarm decided to start up. "Ugh!" Perhaps he was more like Obito than he admitted.

Once again brother and boyfriend were taking up the bathroom between them and Shisui stormed downstairs to get at the cereal before they could thieve it all. Honestly, life was difficult enough with just a younger brother. Now he had two of them. Anything's better than Sasuke though...

After he'd finished he escaped back to his room. It was nice to have some alone time before the long day ahead. Especially as it meant he'd have time to find out what happened to Vincent and Amanda.

Ok, maybe he was slightly addicted to some of these trashy novels... And he would admit that he sometimes, very rarely, read fanfiction. If every night counted as rarely...

The only person who knew the full extent of his corruption was Itachi and he was hopefully the only person who would ever know. He was his best friend as well as his cousin and he was closer to him than anyone else. Of course Obito had to walk in just as he was getting really into the story.

"Hey Shisui, you need to hurry up or else we'll be... are you reading your crap again?"

"No!" He shoved it down the side of the bed as fast as possible. "Just get the hell out and tell your stupid boyfriend to stop taking up the shower."

"I've tried! Just because you want to go have a sneaky wa-"

"Say another word and I will get out Scruffy."

"You wouldn't."

"Are you willing to risk this?"

"...I hate you." The one major benefit of being a big brother. You could use your memories of embarrassing moments to silence pesky siblings.

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"I seriously hate that guy though! He's just so up himself it pisses me off!"

"That's what you said last time." Shisui rolled his eyes. These two were always fighting.

"But he really pushed it this time! He. Stole. My. Dango!"

"The horror."

"Dammit Shisui, you aren't taking this seriously!" She was now right in his face, and when Anko got in your face it meant trouble.

"Anko, you and Ibiki fight all the time. You know you'll end up forgiving him by the end of the day." And practically jumping him in his car... He really wondered why his two friends were so stupid at times. Some people just got off on arguing though and apparently Anko was one of them. Ibiki was a major masochist to wind her up like this all the time. And here he comes now...

"Anko!"

"No! I'm not talking to you." Ibiki got down on one knee and held out a box. "What are you doing?!"

Oh god. Here it comes.

"I bought you some more dango!" Her eyes lit up at this.

"Oh my god, I love you!" She may be quite boyish, but at times Anko was very much the stereotypical woman-having-mood-swings. At least she wasn't a girly girl. The way the two of them were looking at each other was a good way of telling what was about to happen so Shisui decided to make himself scarce.

As he walked through the hallways most of the people waved or said hi to him. He was one of those people that tended to know everyone. It wasn't that he was a confident person. He just talked to anyone who talked to him and rarely ever rowed. There weren't many people he knew that he couldn't at least hold a short conversation with. With one very major exception.

Hidan. As the guy was a good friend of Itachi's he put up with him when he had to but he was so rude and really difficult. Obito had always been a socially awkward guy but even he had managed to deal with the guy quite easily. However Shisui just couldn't do it. He had tried but the mocking and unexplained raging just threw him off.

The guy was rarely around though so he could just about deal with it. Besides he had more important things to worry about. Like the fact that his brother appeared to be having some trouble. Kakashi was nowhere to be seen and Obito was surrounded by a few blokes from his class. There was going to be trouble sadly when he'd decided to come out so publicly and Obito was a massive pain in the ass. But nobody took the piss out of his brother but him. As the fools soon learned when they received a boot up the ass. Well, they had made comments about his brother doing the same thing and he always believed a punishment should fit the crime.

They had gone to shout at him but the second they realised it was Shisui who was giving them the dirtiest look possible, they'd soon fled for their lives. Just because he was usually a nice guy didn't mean he'd forgive anyone who tried anything on family.

"You ok?"

"Yeah, thanks for that."

"Where's Kakashi?"

"He's helping a teacher out. Such a kiss ass."

"True that. And if anyone bothers you again tell me. I'll smack them into next Thursday."

"...It's weird having you be nice." ...That little shit.

"Show your brother some respect!" Perhaps putting him in a headlock was pretty harsh but he needed to be taught a lesson.

"Ok, ok! Let go already, I need to get to class!"

"Fine, but only because you asked so nicely~." Speaking of class he needed to go. Their maths teacher was a major asshole to anyone who was late and he was definitely not going to risk it.

Itachi was already there when he got in which was a relief. This was one of the few classes they shared and he enjoyed getting to take the piss out of teachers etc with his favourite person.

"Hey 'tachi."

"Where were you?"

"Enjoying the wonderful rollercoaster romance of Ibiki and Anko."

"Ah, I can see why you wouldn't want to miss that." It was really hard to tell when he was being sarcastic so he just settled for raising his eyebrow at him. "Speaking of rollercoaster romances, there's been an interesting development..."

"With?"

"I heard from Deidara that Hidan and Kakuzu are no longer together."

"Really? But they seemed so close." Plus no one could control that psycho better than Kakuzu.

"I'm not exactly sure, but I think it had something to do with Hidan's over possessiveness. Kakuzu's been sick of it for a while and he just snapped last night. Threw the guy out."

"Wow, that's pretty harsh."

"He just showed up at Dei's last night very drunk and I think he was quite upset too."

"I'm not surprised." No one deserved to be thrown out of a flat like that, even if it was mainly Kakuzu's.

"We're all going round tonight to cheer him up, do you want to come? Maybe invite Obito and Kakashi too."

"Err..." He didn't want to be harsh but Hidan was the last person he wanted to spend time with.

"I'll treat you to lunch this weekend."

"...Ok I'll go." Well you couldn't say no to free food. Besides it was only one night...