Gamer
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
"You actually want to go? But I thought you hated the guy!" Shisui could get why Obito seemed confused.
"Itachi asked and I don't want to let him down." And free food. That sounded so shallow yet it happened often. It wasn't his fault he had such an obvious weakness!
"Well that's nice... That guys scary enough normally though so I can only imagine what he'll be like at the moment."
"Very true. Sure you don't want to come?"
"Nah we're having a night in."
"Do you have any condoms?" Kakashi was clearly obsessed. At least his brother kept refusing him so he didn't have to listen to anything. Knowing Obito he was going to be loud.
"Have fun guys..." There was no way he was listening to the rest of this conversation. He did get annoyed listening to couples talking sometimes. The closest he got to having a relationship was reading one of his novels and he was quite keen on it staying that way. Real life relationships tended to be a bit of a disappointment anyway.
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"I'm so glad you guys are here un!" Deidara practically threw himself at their feet when they walked in.
"Has he been that bad?"
"All he does is whine about how Kakuzu is a 'dirty cheating asshole' and drink all our stuff."
"Kakuzu cheated?" Itachi looked confused at this. "I thought Hidan was being weird with him?"
"I'm honestly not sure. Most of the stuff he's saying doesn't even make any sense un." Sasori appeared in the hallway and after looking at them for a while stormed out the door, dragging the blonde with him.
"We've done enough babysitting, you guys can take him!"
"Err... what do we do?" Shisui was even more put off now those two had left. Kisame and Itachi exchanged glances.
"I guess we'll just go in and make sure he's ok." Itachi was braver than the other two and marched in ahead with Kisame trailing behind. He simply followed slowly, hoping he could sit in the corner unnoticed.
When they got in the lounge they saw Hidan slumped over the table surrounded by empty bottles and sniffling slightly. He looked up as they entered and scowled. From the puffiness around his eyes, you could tell he'd been crying.
"What the fuck do you assholes want?" Well that's friendly. Shisui was of the opinion that they should leave him to it but the others sat down and attempted to make conversation so making a dash for it would be pretty obvious.
"We just came to make sure you didn't kill yourself." Kisame was grinning as he said this.
"Well fuck you; I don't need your pity."
"It's not pity, we were worried." Itachi glared at his boyfriend and gestured for him to shut up.
"It's all the same fucking thing."
"What happened Hidan? Deidara didn't tell us much."
"He's a fucking asshole!"
"Deidara?"
"No not blondie, Kakuzu! He was fucking that ugly bitch Samui."
"Samui? Isn't that the blonde in Kakuzu's math class with the hyperactive twin brother?"
"That's her! He was fucking her! And when I told her to get the fuck out, he threw me out. He's an asshole and if I see him again I'm gonna kill him."
"Ohh, I thought it was him throwing you out because of your weird possessiveness again. I see why you're so pissed now." Kisame was lucky he only received a punch to the stomach for that one.
"Well you know now so get the fuck out and leave me alone! And get me some more fucking alcohol before you do." He'd really managed to drink all of it.
"We'll go get you more alcohol but we won't leave you alone. Shisui, you stay here a minute."
"What?! Why me?"
"Kisame needs to drive me and you're not old enough to buy any yet."
"But why can't Kisame go alone?"
"I'm scared of the dark." Of course you are.
"...You guys are assholes."
"We know." As they walked out the door Itachi leaned over to whisper in his ear. "Really watch him. The last time he was like this things didn't end well." They were gone before he had time to ask what.
Well that's just great! I'm stuck here with a psychopath! Not only that but a psychopath who enjoys giving me hell!
For once Hidan didn't seem to be in the mood for bothering him so he sat on the other side of the room and tried to look inconspicuous. The silence was heavy and it was difficult to be in the room. But as he'd promised Itachi, he couldn't exactly run for it.
"Am I ugly?"
"Eh?" Don't talk to me! I just want to leave.
"I said am I fucking ugly?"
"Err... Well I don't know..." He'd never looked at guys before so something like that was difficult to judge.
"Look at me!" Hidan stared right at him. Although he was crying there was still a look of defiance in his eyes. It was the first time he'd properly looked at the guy and he had to admit, though odd, Hidan wasn't bad looking.
"You... You're really not that bad." This is really annoying.
"You're a fucking liar!" And now he was angry again. "I know how I look! Even that ugly cunt Kisame is better looking than me!"
"That's not true!" Why he was arguing this so passionately he didn't know. Probably because he was too nice to be cruel to someone so miserable. "You're a very attractive guy. It's your personality that-." Ah. Maybe I should stop talking. It was too late for that.
"What's wrong with my fucking personality?!"
"Well you can be a bit... pissy sometimes." This was, in Shisui's opinion, a major understatement.
"Pissy? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" That really just proved his point.
"You get angry all the time and insult people for nothing." If the man wanted him to be honest then he would tell him everything. "And sometimes I think you're bordering on being a psychopath..."
"...You're right." Well that was unexpected. "I'm fucking useless. Everybody fucks me over and I'm sick of it!" He then stormed out the room.
Oh hell. This can't be good...He could hear noises in the kitchen and a feeling of dread had settled in his stomach. Shisui dashed out the room.
"What the hell are you doing?!" The man had a knife and a surprisingly calm expression on his face.
"What do you think?"
"You're not... going to kill Kakuzu are you?"
"I'd fucking love to. But I can't deal with this shit anymore." It took a few moments before he realised what was happening and dived in to pull the knife out of his hand.
"You can't just stab yourself over this!" His heart was hammering hard and he was desperately praying that someone else would come back soon.
"Why not?" Oh crap. What do I do? "My fucking parents didn't want me, Kakuzu doesn't want me, and my friends are all selfish wankers. I might as well be dead!" Although he tried to grab the knife again Shisui tossed it to the other side of the room and grabbed the other boy from behind. He then dragged him out into the lounge.
Hidan only struggled a little before going limp in his arms. He'd never been in a situation like this before and it was one of the scariest things he'd ever seen. Suicide was something he'd heard about but he'd never experienced someone who genuinely wanted it like that.
"Why are you fucking stopping me?" His voice was wobbling and he could feel the man's' tears hitting his arms. He couldn't let go though.
"You can't just throw it all away over this! You're young and you've got so much to look forward to!"
"Don't give me that shit. You hate me! I'm always an asshole to you and I know you don't give a fuck about me."
"You have been an asshole but I could never let anyone kill themselves in front of me. I forgive you anyway. You seem to... have your reasons." He's suffered enough. But Jesus, why the fuck didn't Itachi tell me anything?! I'd have liked to know he was suicidal. Hidan had completely given up struggling now and was just sobbing. It was painful to hear and he was glad the man was facing away from him.
"D-don't tell."
"Tell who?"
"Itachi or blondie or any of 'em. They already treat me like I'm fucking made of porcelain and I'm sick of that shit."
"Ok." At least he knew they would be watching him so there wasn't much chance of him trying again. "Just promise me you won't try again..." It was really none of his business but he didn't want any of this weighing on his mind all the time.
"Why do you care?"
"I don't know." That was true. He really didn't know. "I'll be worried about you though so please just say you'll never do this again."
"I can't say something like that."
"Well unless you do, I'm not leaving you alone." Why am I being so stubborn?! God I'm scaring myself.
"For fucks sake, fine! I won't do it again!" Finally he let go and Hidan slumped back by the table again. Yet again there was that deafening silence. Shisui knew he would regret this but it was something he needed to do.
"Hidan?"
"What?" He was sounding angrier now. Shisui grabbed a small piece of paper and started scribbling on it.
"Here." Hidan took it and scowled down at it.
"What the fuck is this?"
"My number. If you ever want to... talk about things, just phone me."
"...Thanks." Now that is scary.
It was at that moment that Itachi and Kisame decided to come back. Shisui made a mental note to smother Itachi in his sleep next time he stayed over.
"Hey guys, we miss much?" Kisame was holding a massive bag of beer.
"Nope! Absolutely nothing!" Itachi looked at him suspiciously but Kisame seemed to notice nothing. But at least he was no longer alone with the psycho.
This chapter was a little depressing but I'm in the mood for that kind of thing right now :L Hope you enjoyed and please review :3